Gahddamn Koehler is so fun to RP as. I think I'll re-use his character concept for another RP, eventually.
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Koehler quietly talked to Elora some more, attempting to keep it semi-private. "Wow, that Miles guy is so asinine... does he really have to threaten the short rose guy? Rose guy seems decent...". Koehler then began to notice the general distress Elora was in...
"Uhh. Actually... you should, y'know... calm down? Imagine everyone in their underwear, I guess. That used to work for me before puberty.". He then snickered a little at his joke, "...Well I'm going to talk to Stukov.".
Koehler then quietly maneuvered around everyone, attempting to not elicit too much attention. He eventually weaved through the small crowd until he was behind Stukov. He poked his back to get his attention, "So... what are you thinking? Since apparently we can do it me and Elora are gonna make a tiny team. Do you want to be a part of it? I like you. You seem smart, and stuff.".
He went to reassure him, "You don't have to if you don't wanna, Stu. Can I call you Stu? You can call me Koe. Or Harold. Well... I can call you Alex too, can't I? Tell me if you wanna do that, I think it's smart, forming little teams. Yours is the big one, right? As I said mine is supposed to be quick and hit stuff hard. I think that's a good combo along with Elora's thingy to repair us and stuff."
"Why do you think that Miles guy is such an asshole? Are there bees in his ass? That'd be horrifying. Bees-in-ass syndrome. I hate bees..."
"Uhh. Actually... you should, y'know... calm down? Imagine everyone in their underwear, I guess. That used to work for me before puberty.". He then snickered a little at his joke, "...Well I'm going to talk to Stukov.".
Koehler then quietly maneuvered around everyone, attempting to not elicit too much attention. He eventually weaved through the small crowd until he was behind Stukov. He poked his back to get his attention, "So... what are you thinking? Since apparently we can do it me and Elora are gonna make a tiny team. Do you want to be a part of it? I like you. You seem smart, and stuff.".
He went to reassure him, "You don't have to if you don't wanna, Stu. Can I call you Stu? You can call me Koe. Or Harold. Well... I can call you Alex too, can't I? Tell me if you wanna do that, I think it's smart, forming little teams. Yours is the big one, right? As I said mine is supposed to be quick and hit stuff hard. I think that's a good combo along with Elora's thingy to repair us and stuff."
"Why do you think that Miles guy is such an asshole? Are there bees in his ass? That'd be horrifying. Bees-in-ass syndrome. I hate bees..."
Lels, we're butchering what you sort of had planned, aren't we Ariamis? Sorry, heheh.
"... I'm beginning to think I brought too much food... BUT YES! The exicus rune itself, allow me to draw it... does anyone have a marker or ink on them?" Just as he asked, 'Thorn', his familiar, reached into his back pocket and brought out a quill, and planted it into his hand. "Oh, thank you Thorn!". He found a relatively flat rock, and began drawing a perfect circle on the biggest, flattest side. Then, a circle half its' size in the middle of it, and a square in the center, its' edges meeting the larger circle. He then wrote 'letters' that appeared to be weird fusions of a W and a J inside both the square and the smaller circle, in a triangle formation. "Aaand that should be it, 'Turn Familiar'. Remember, this'll only work once, so make sure what you chose is absolutely what you want. Of course, you're supposed to place the creature you wish to turn into your familiar inside the center here, but that's obvious enough. It also won't work if the body of the creature is covering any of the letters, those are vital."
He then asked, "Hmm... Excuse me, did any of you see a young woman on the road here? Around twenty, usually wears a cloak? she's another of my pupils, I'm wondering where she is.". Amusingly, he then notices Sapphire and jumps, not expecting her, "Sapphire! Lovely seeing you, I was just wondering where you were! And yes about flying creatures, there are some giant eagles flying around, large enough to carry a man off to its' nest! And there are minor Wyrms too, lizards with wings, like the ancient dragons, but much smaller in comparison. Of course, the ancient dragons were gigantic while they were still around, so the 'minor wyrms' are still roughly person sized..."
He then asked, "Hmm... Excuse me, did any of you see a young woman on the road here? Around twenty, usually wears a cloak? she's another of my pupils, I'm wondering where she is.". Amusingly, he then notices Sapphire and jumps, not expecting her, "Sapphire! Lovely seeing you, I was just wondering where you were! And yes about flying creatures, there are some giant eagles flying around, large enough to carry a man off to its' nest! And there are minor Wyrms too, lizards with wings, like the ancient dragons, but much smaller in comparison. Of course, the ancient dragons were gigantic while they were still around, so the 'minor wyrms' are still roughly person sized..."
yee. never 5git. us cisscum. (and nah they're on and typing)
The large wasp hid behind Joshua as he spoke, "To answer all of your questions: I have some dried, salted beef, chicken, and other such things, and I also have a turkey prepared, some apples, oranges, and.. well whatever that is, and some bottled drinks if anyone gets any thirsty. In any case, your familiars will be chosen by you, I'll teach you the rune in a bit, my legs honestly hurt after such a long jog, myself! Hehehe...
"Oh, If no one here is familiar-... Heheeheh... that was funny and you know it Thorn.", the man turned to the giant wasp behind him, before facing back, "Anyway, Yes, if no one is familiar with what lurks in these silent forests, you can ask me! I'm not an expert, but I do know a thing or two about the creatures here. However, do note that beasts occasionally lurk here, nothing 'Resurgence' level, but a few smaller ones are still around. Of course, feel free to just yell for help if you encounter anything strange, I may be old but I'm not that old. Of course, I do hope you'll all work together."
"...OH! I forgot, I bought a cake to bring, if I think you did particularly well, you can have some cake. So be on your best behavior, and don't get decapitated! Especially by those Ironback lizards, those are hardy ones. Would be a great choice for a familiar, by the way."
"Oh, If no one here is familiar-... Heheeheh... that was funny and you know it Thorn.", the man turned to the giant wasp behind him, before facing back, "Anyway, Yes, if no one is familiar with what lurks in these silent forests, you can ask me! I'm not an expert, but I do know a thing or two about the creatures here. However, do note that beasts occasionally lurk here, nothing 'Resurgence' level, but a few smaller ones are still around. Of course, feel free to just yell for help if you encounter anything strange, I may be old but I'm not that old. Of course, I do hope you'll all work together."
"...OH! I forgot, I bought a cake to bring, if I think you did particularly well, you can have some cake. So be on your best behavior, and don't get decapitated! Especially by those Ironback lizards, those are hardy ones. Would be a great choice for a familiar, by the way."
A simple first post, I shall assume you three met at 'Oakstown' and decided to come through the path to Joshua's camp together, for safety reasons. And such. This gun be guud
In Rielach, there's a single, ancient forest covering most of the continent known as Kiruth. There's a hallowed, just-as-ancient stone path leading from the nearest town, known humbly as Oakstown. Halfway through the path is... a small camp, and a sheet just a short jog away. On the sheet, an older man is sitting, having a picnic, and seeming to converse with... some sort of giant wasp? "When do you think they'll arrive, Thorn? Most of them said today or tomorrow, but things happen. I hope they won't take too long. Or get killed by wolves. Or bears... Eh, they probably won't, I trained them all pretty well, I think. What say you?"
Obviously, no reply. "Aww, you're too kind. That Schulze one too, hmm? I barely needed to train him! I can tell he's seen some things best not talked about, though. Well, I think so. That half-elf as well, seems a bit... passive to be a hunter, but I assume he'll grow out of it." Joshua sniffed at the air, and saw three people in the distance closing in. Schulze, Alex, and Eresing. Perfect. Joshua stood up, taking a bit longer then usual due to his failing age, and waved at them, beckoning them to sit next to him. "You three! Just on time, lovely! Please, Please, sit down, I prepared a camp and some food, you all must be hungry, it's a long jog!"
Obviously, no reply. "Aww, you're too kind. That Schulze one too, hmm? I barely needed to train him! I can tell he's seen some things best not talked about, though. Well, I think so. That half-elf as well, seems a bit... passive to be a hunter, but I assume he'll grow out of it." Joshua sniffed at the air, and saw three people in the distance closing in. Schulze, Alex, and Eresing. Perfect. Joshua stood up, taking a bit longer then usual due to his failing age, and waved at them, beckoning them to sit next to him. "You three! Just on time, lovely! Please, Please, sit down, I prepared a camp and some food, you all must be hungry, it's a long jog!"
I'm digging it, approved! And yes, please PM the history to me. I love RP plot-arc suggestions!
Awesome, can't wait! still writing up the first IC, but I'm doing eight things at once, so sorry if it seems like it's taking a while. (because it is)
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