LHG100

Epic Rap Battle of RPG

Hehehe. Man, you're just pulling this out of your ass? That's amazing! teach me.

did I really do halfway okay occasionally though. That just makes it even funnier, somehow.

Plague-Hunters

The Bandit stood roughly where he was, and Sapphire could hear him wonder what the shit happened, then laugh. "You! You don't know what you got yourself into, kid!", she and the others could hear him roar. A 'normal' voice, yet hard to listen too, dripping with bitter annoyance. "What are you, some rookie hunter? You should've just walked away, youngling!". The man then points at her, while something reveals itself in the forest.

On a closer look, this may have been a bad idea. very bad.

"SIC HER!", he commanded to his familiar, an overgrown MOUNTAIN LION with Exicus enhanced plate-mail grafted to its' head, torso, and legs! Its' 'helmet' has a small pike attached as a horn, and the sides of its' jaws are augmented with what look to be daggers. As his Familiar goes towards Sapphire to take care of her, he draws his sword, some sort of curved eastern blade, and reveals it's also lined with Exicus runes. He then flicks it with a motion of his hand, as it bursts into magical flames.

"I, Nawar, will not be denied! Give her back at once, and I will not take your life! Forget she even exists!". The Woman he attempted to capture reveals she regained consciousness during all of this and pleads, "N-No! Please! I'll give you anything, just save me from that madman!". Amaryllis can tell she's someone of massive importance: everything about her from her braided, curled hair, expensive looking clothes, and her accent just screams "Noblewoman". "I counter that offer, I'll give the location of one of my stashes!", this 'Nawar' rebukes.

This is an interesting situation... Trust Nawar to hold up his end of the bargain and forget about this whole incident, or try and save the girl and go against Nawar and his armored mountain lion? In addition, his pet is also relatively close to Sapphire, but is waiting for Nawar to give the final orders it seems. It'll still take it a few seconds to even get close to Sapphire or the others, who have not been detected by the Lion or his owner...

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Yeah I did my best but DMZ rekt me what good I admit. I think clocktowerEchos would want to be GM though, so I'd give him time to do that.

Plague-Hunters

it's just ,y'know. "I'd be okay with that big lizard!" "I'd like a big badass eagle!" "I wanna big mole that can tunnel what good!"

then, the guy who plays schulze.

badass extraordinare.

trained from birth to be ultimate badass.

fucking knuckle-knives and eventually wants to get big fucking scissor swords.

"LHG"
"Yeah"
"I want a frog."

Plague-Hunters

Giant frog...

big frog.

frog.

okay. i can deal.

Plague-Hunters

Giant frog? what?

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Goddamn how do people do this for a living? This is mind boggling! my head hurts...

Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture

EEEEEEEEE
BEES

Epic Rap Battle of RPG

Alright... Time to apply myself! Round two asshole, FITE.

You got skills, I'll give you that. But your fancy shit won't save your ass! Time to unleash the beast, feel the beat, purge the weak, think on my feet! You're stale, pale, pride 'fore a fall, about to lose it all...

I'm ready! Let's go!

You think you're some sort of unbeatable overlord? Think your rhymes an invincible horde? What, some sorta genghis khan? OH YEAH? GET RAPPED ON! I'm dropping some rhymes double-time absolutely sublime, turning it up, burning it up, it's pretty concerning, disconcerting that I'm learning, yearning, churning, spurning your 'oh-so-slick' shit that makes me sick. Don't deny it; you're falling, bawling, squalling, stalling, crawling, my abilities' getting to be apalling, installing some knowledge, you're about to be demolished by this newfound power, you're suffering from blockage, stoppage!

This is gettin' easy, feelin' queesy? Don't be cheesy! You can't beat this wordplay, impossible to slay, you better just run-away! Hard to deny, can't be fried, get this 'evil eye', ain't afraid to die, all my shits' +10, you're like a hen, go back to your pen, summonin' monsters horrific enough to burst your mind, whiche can't find, it's trashed, thrashed, utterly crashed, all you's seein is blue, fool, I'm back in action, ready for more!

[p.s. your mom's a whore :^)]

[gittin gud intensifies]

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OH MY GOD.

I got rekt...

Edit: seriously though that was amazing. 10/10, schooled me what good.