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    1. Lord Santa 12 yrs ago

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11 yrs ago
Current Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
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'Why hello there... Albus Phantom.'


Blood was flying. Bullets wizzing by, the allied forces of the coloured kings versus the Ebony Strykers. Guns blazing, bodies flying. Tyres screeching. Albus could see the new white King flinging Ebony Strykers like playing cards, and also an excessively bladed vehicle heading his way. The massive war machine driven by this particular strike force's leader, parked near the green guild hall. A wave of seemingly Stryker-Allied dissolutions rolled in, possibly to destroy whatever was left of the Fang Rangers. A hitman walked by, music radiating from his near vicinity. And while Albus himself would've enjoyed participating in the Mayhem, but he was on a rooftop, summoned by a mysterious masked man.

Albus stood reservedly, studying the masked man. An analysis of his player statistics had revealed very little. No name, no class, no level, just a title not to be trusted, flickering between Player NPC, enemy NPC and enemy Boss. And if he really was an enemy boss, things had become very interesting indeed. That being said, Albus was on full alert.

Just moments ago, Albus was walking down the street, about to join the fun and then 2 avatars turned the corner walking towards him. Their unreservedness and their casually upholstered weapons were clearly stating the obvious. Obviously, the cannon fodder he'd killed had sent out a message back to his superiors and this was the welcoming party. Albus would have fun killing them. Or he would have, if he wasn't suddenly teleported onto a rooftop in front of an eenigmatic masked man who's title read Enemy Boss.

Albus studied the masked man before him, though there wasn't much to study. The only thing Albus could figure out was that this guy was probably a hacker. Afterall, that was the only way to hide he could've hid his entire status and hacking was probably how Albus ended up on the rooftop. That would also explain how he knew his name, which he never revealed to other people. But he had no idea what the masked man wanted with him. What did a hacker want with Albus? Barely anyone knew his in game identity. It's not that he kept it secret, it was just that no one asked. If the hacker showed up looking for a fight, then he would have to be incredibly confident to announce his presence to his prey. Or just stupid. But on the off chance that he wasn't a hacker...

Thinking wasn't getting Albus anywhere so he decided to start the conversation. He paced over to the edge of the building and looked out at the tapestry of destruction unfolding before him.
'Pleasant day, isn't it?' He said. 'The perfect day for a war, and if you don't have anything else to say to me, I'd like to be on my way.'
Hey, hold on, what do I do now?
TheWindel said
Alright, ready to collab! Santa, if you have school, do you wanna wait later then? If so, I'll probably start with YandereNoodle and then Cypher and Magi together.


Yeah, I should probably do it later.
TheWindel said
In order to achieve all this, I would like to collab, if possible, with Cypher, Magi, YandereNoodle, and Santa. I'll be available to start in the next 2-3 hours.


I can do this, but I have school so it might suck a little.
Sounds like it'll be a long post. Looking forward to it.
RoflsMazoy said
I'll throw him if you want me to


He'll probably die, you know. And it's not like Tower is friendly with him or anything so you kind of shouldn't or else he'll be traumatized or something
RoflsMazoy said
You could always get Taro to distract the doods with his dodge ability and try and jump into the big car while they're distracted


'ell no! He's too cowardly.
Lucius Cypher said
There are blades everywhere that Arms Slave can use to cut your character up, it's highly armored, the gun ports are still good at close range, it weighs close to 3 tons, and currently going at around 80ish through the Green City. Hijacking is highly unlikely. Attacking it maybe, but the only thing tougher than the War Machine is Arms Slave himself. Also there's like ten other people inside who are a higher level than Arms Slave and would know you're coming, and respond as appropriately. And than there's Kill Dozer and Iron Maiden in their own battlewagons with their own players accompanying them, also likely aware of Carnage Liberated and have their attacks ready. They're expecting a fight, so that's thirty actions that go off as soon as they find the enemy, not including whatever is going on with war machines currently.


Well, I was going to do it like this: Carnage stealth kills a guy on a motorcycle. He steals the motorcycle to kill a guy in a car which he uses to kill a guy in a better car which he uses to hijack a bigger car with better guns or something. Eventually, I wanted him to build up to something like a monster truck and use it to jump into the war machine or something. Though I'll probably have to rethink that strategy if I want to try jacking the war machine.
Oh, and also, if I want to hijack Arms slave's car, Is there anything I should note?
McFazzer said
Dat character


Sounds great. We could use more music. I like how your real life appearance and your avatar look very similar but your avatar looks more vibrant, which fits.

By the way, I'm wondering how the throwdown with Arms slave is going to go. Because as far as I know, white king and tower have a beef with Arms Slave and Arms Slave is heading to take the guild hall, so I'm assuming green king will head over to. So will it be like Green King, tower and white king VS Arms Slave and his doods?
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