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    1. Lord Santa 12 yrs ago

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11 yrs ago
Current Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
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The hooded man dashed among the rooftops, jumping from roof to roof. There was somewhere he had to be, and the rooftops were much faster than the streets. He stopped on a particular rooftop, overlooking the local market. There was his target, a corrupt merchant. The hooded man stalked the merchant, following him to a dark alley. The hooded man jumped, blades ready to meet the neck of the fat businessman, bringing them down towards his neck... "This is kind of boring." Loki said, stabbing his 'target'. He should've known, really. He'd actually done assassinations before, so playing a game about assassination would be like playing a game about real life to escape real life. Pointless and counter-intuitive. But it's not like he had anything better to do. Scarlett had ran off somewhere and he hadn't gotten any orders or instructions. He didn't even know what he was exactly hired to do, and he hadn't accepted any other contracts, so he was rather free at the moment. Loki quit Assassin's creed and turned off his ps3. He didn't feel like using it right now. Loki sat on his couch, wondering what he should do. He turned on his wiiU and inserted super smash bros 4. He kind of felt like playing something unsophisticated and cartoony. Hmm... Loki thought, setting the CPUs to level 9. Should I call up Ruby and ask for a job or something? Loki started the game, watching idly as the characters wailed on each other. May as well. Loki decided. Loki took out his phone with one hand while continuing his game with the other. Dialling Ruby's phone number, He set it to loud speaker and put it down on his lap, continuing his game while it connected.
Is the cactus dead yet?
Yeah, sorry. I wasn't sure what to post before, but I've figured out what to do now.
It's stupid. Isaac thought. But it's alive... The living cactus didn't seem all that smart. Even an animal would run away from the superior numbers. But if it was alive, then it could be killed... Isaac jumped at the cactus, bringing down his knife for a downward slashing strike. [rolled 5] His knife finds it's mark as Isaac goes down, tearing a large gash into the cactus. Isaac landed and jumped back. Stupid as the cactus was, it could still dish out some pain, as proven by the unfortunate Harry. He wouldn't appreciate cactus spikes sticking into his flesh.
Wait, hold on, I just thought of something. Does that mean that we can kill dissolutions (or other players) to level and we'll level up in real life? 0_o Not really. But can we actually level or something if we have level 0 weapons? And also, I remember that there was something like your avatars could run faster and jump higher than your real life bodies. Does that apply to this situation?
You could always put it in brackets at the start, maybe? or after the attack.
I rolled a 2. Maybe I should write that on the post.
Oh boy, it's combat time.
As the cactus ran towards the group, Isaac ran ahead, drawing the larger one of his 2 knives. "Cactus incoming!" Isaac yelled. Isaac sliced at the cactus, wary of its spikes [rolled 2]. The knife was large enough to put distance between Isaac's hand and the cactus spikes, but it was too short to do great harm. Regardless, his knife drew blood, or whatever a cactus had for blood. It was clear that he hadn't done much, however. Isaac jumped back, hopefully out of reach of the now living cactus.
we've just started, so no, it's not too late.
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