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    1. Lord Santa 12 yrs ago

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11 yrs ago
Current Opening a jar of honey didn't go so well. Washed most of it off, but my wrists are still sticky for some reason.
11 yrs ago
Summer is sooooo sheeeeeeeeeeeet
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11 yrs ago
Finally have decent internet. Got connected to the National Broadband Network, see. With this speed, I can finally rule the world.
11 yrs ago
You know that rabbit I mentioned? Turns out there's 3 of them.
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11 yrs ago
So, there's this rabbit outside my house, and I'm not sure what to do with it. It sits there sometimes, eating grass and staring into space. It isn't mine, though, so it runs off when we approach.
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Yay, for the joyous discovery of free wifi at places!


Exactly. Too bad I don't have it at home, but better than nothing.

In other news, I got a pirate/bandit coming up so look forward to it
Edited my sheet too. Turns out I have wifi at school so it's all g
"Yup. Demon lad told you to fight so-" His grandpa started.

"Ow." Victor said as the girl grabbed his leg.
It appeared that the girl had him in some kind of hold. More pain today, which kind of sucked.
"You know, I only have your word for it that we have to fight." Victor grunted. "How do you know we have to fight, anyway?"

"When you're put on one side with someone else on the other and a knife between you, what else are you supposed to do?" His grandpa said helpfully.

"Demon guy's exact words?" Victor whispered urgently, quietly enough for the girl not to hear.
His grandpa sighed, because he knew Victor would try to weasel out of exerting effort any way he could.

"He said he shouldn't have to explain anything else." His grandpa sighed.

"My brilliant clairvoyant mind has told me that we don't actually have to fight." Victor said quickly, struggling against the hold. "And if you let me go I'll tell you exactly why. So stop being dumb and let me go for a minute!"
Right, well, even if we don't have wifi at home, me and Rofls will get it at school, so it's kind of all good.

Just so you know
The carpet shifted under Victor's sleeping body and he rolled over, uncomfortable. The demon snapped loudly and Victor was transported onto one of the sections of carpet but he just rolled over in annoyance and kept sleeping.

"Oh, this lazy grandson." His Grandpa said.
Unfortunately for Victor's peace of mind, his grandpa was fully committed to making Victor's life miserable productive.
His grandpa floated down near Victor's exposed ear.

"WAKE UP!" His Grandpa yelled.

"Shut up." Victor growled, hand shooting out.
His clenched fist should've smashed into the floating skull that served as his grandpa, before going down to grab the carpet. However, it met something considerably more fleshy before being pushed into his back as something - no, someone - landed on him.

"Guh." Victor said as the body hit him, smashing him into the floor.
He was pinned, half asleep and in pain. What a way to start the day.
"Some wake up call." Victor sighed.

He rolled out from under the girl, before getting up and brushing himself off.
"You know, I've had enough of being assaulted by girls today." Victor said, stretching.
He yawned, still slightly sleepy. He was too groggy to see much else.
"I'm not even into that kind of stuff." He muttered, stretching his neck. "So are we supposed to be doing something, or are you just happy to see me?"

He took a good look at the girl and realised he had no idea who she was. A good thing, really. If it was the girl that stabbed him, it would've been a different matter, but it wasn't. With that said, he had no idea what was going on.
"Well, I don't even know you, so nevermind. At least tell the dude you just bodyslammed what's going on." Victor said.
Sorry for not appearing but I don't have wifi at home and won't have it for 3-5 days. Currently leeching off macdonalds wifi. Just so you know.
Name: Ash (no last name)

Sex: Male

Age: 24

Race: Human

Affinity: Ignis

Personality: (I’m probably going to regret this) Ash has a pretty grim-dark personality, if you catch my meaning. Due to his tragic backstory, he doesn’t really trust people that much. He hardly speaks and doesn’t say anything unnecessary and he’s relatively unsociable. He also lacks direction so he’s a tad depressed.

Greatest love: Nothing really

Motivation: Nothing, maybe finding meaning in life. Most likely money

Fighting style: Ash’s fighting style is fast and versatile. He excels at stealthy takedowns but is a terror on the battlefield with his wide array of spells and adaptable fighting style. He uses a shortsword and dagger combo when in melee, exploiting weaknesses the best he can. He has a series of throwing knives for mid-ranged options. He can switch either dagger or shortsword for a cool one-handed tech crossbow, opening up the battlefield for long ranged combat. This is just what he has on hand, and he has more deadly weapons in a few safehouses here and there, hidden in case he knows he needs them. Besides weapons and skill, his magic arsenal isn’t anything to laugh at. His spells support his fighting style, providing distractions and covering his weak points. Good thing too, because he doesn’t have much for defense. Ash’s only real defensive defense move is parrying, and he usually doesn’t wear armour. He favours mobility over tankiness, and he covers the rest with magic and skill.




Appearance:

Like this but with bandages covering the bottom half of his face and his clothes are dark grey. There are also bandages on his arms and legs. He has bandages pretty much everywhere, really. He’s about 182 cm. Also add a brown cloak going over his clothes and stuff.
Haaaaaiiii

TIME FOR FIGHT
Well, I'm assuming he would wake up, anyway, but good to know.
Question, what would happen if I just jumped off the carpet?
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