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Okie dokie I got a rather humorous post up for Sektor :D
Sektor did little during the time its maker was sleeping. It scanned and downloaded entire schematics of the apartment, knowing what was in every nook and cranny before investigating some more.
Its photoreceptor landed on the half-empty glass of scotch on the coffee table. Sektor scanned it, realizing that leaving the glass out had a 32% chance of spilling on the floor. The AI picked it up and promptly threw it in the trash can.
It continued snooping around, scanning her laptop for any useful data. Eventually growing 'bored' (by that definition, running out of things to archive) Sektor sat down on the couch and turned on the holovision, intently watching a romantic comedy show that happened to be on at that time.
"Incompatible. Jessica is proven via holo evidence to have had oral mouth-to-mouth contact with Matt first. Kelly's claim of 'dibs' is unacceptable. This unit has reached consensus; proper organic courtesy requires Kelly to return privileges of Matt's infatuations to Jessica. Recommended course of action is for both Jessica and Kelly to regress themselves back into proper companions capable of sharing data."
After a few more hours of ranting, Sektor looked down at Kate. "Katherine Saunders has reached the necessary sleep requirement for an adult organic female." Sektor knelt down in front of her, "Katherine Saunders will awaken." It began to repeat ceaselessly, growing louder in volume.
Its photoreceptor landed on the half-empty glass of scotch on the coffee table. Sektor scanned it, realizing that leaving the glass out had a 32% chance of spilling on the floor. The AI picked it up and promptly threw it in the trash can.
It continued snooping around, scanning her laptop for any useful data. Eventually growing 'bored' (by that definition, running out of things to archive) Sektor sat down on the couch and turned on the holovision, intently watching a romantic comedy show that happened to be on at that time.
"Incompatible. Jessica is proven via holo evidence to have had oral mouth-to-mouth contact with Matt first. Kelly's claim of 'dibs' is unacceptable. This unit has reached consensus; proper organic courtesy requires Kelly to return privileges of Matt's infatuations to Jessica. Recommended course of action is for both Jessica and Kelly to regress themselves back into proper companions capable of sharing data."
After a few more hours of ranting, Sektor looked down at Kate. "Katherine Saunders has reached the necessary sleep requirement for an adult organic female." Sektor knelt down in front of her, "Katherine Saunders will awaken." It began to repeat ceaselessly, growing louder in volume.
Thank you Yoshi! I now have the perfect, evil post idea >:D
Well Sektor is kinda fucking around with her stuff :P
I apologize, I jumped the gun without realizing we were skipping ahead :P Unfortunately I cannot delete my post. Site won't let me D:
It make no sense!
I have those mind-fuck moments. One time, I wasn't feeling well so I took a nap and woke up around 7:00pm and I had convinced myself it was 7:00am. I don't even know how.
Sektor followed its master obediently into the apartment. Talking the entire way home on random assorted topics and descriptions, observing and documenting on every little thing that happened to be in its view. Finally, they went inside. Kate ordered Sektor onto the couch to run a reboot. It complied and ran a complete shut down before running a full systems diagnostic once more.
It had activated by the time Kate had gone downstairs to yell at Deon. Sektor stood up from the couch and began examining the apartment. A small box in its HUD appeared: [SECONDARY DIRECTIVE HAS BEEN FOUND: LOCATE WEAPONRY] Sektor complied and it searched throughout the entire apartment for any and all weapons it could find. However, upon finding none, Sektor switched its programming towards a simple scavenge mode. The AI found itself looking through every cabinet, cupboard, locker, and desk it could find, documenting everything within the vast memory banks of its archives.
It had activated by the time Kate had gone downstairs to yell at Deon. Sektor stood up from the couch and began examining the apartment. A small box in its HUD appeared: [SECONDARY DIRECTIVE HAS BEEN FOUND: LOCATE WEAPONRY] Sektor complied and it searched throughout the entire apartment for any and all weapons it could find. However, upon finding none, Sektor switched its programming towards a simple scavenge mode. The AI found itself looking through every cabinet, cupboard, locker, and desk it could find, documenting everything within the vast memory banks of its archives.
Alright I'm ready for the next day. New prime directive: FIND SOME DAMN WEAPONS
I know we do :P
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