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    1. Major Ursa 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.

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"I've seen you both do pretty well as committee members, and despite you losing your privelages, I know I could trust you with such a book...but...I can't trust the fates to not send a teacher your way, and not having you discovered with it in your possession." Reaching over to the polished surface of the table, yet again...he tapped the surface once-twice-thrice...and stuck his hand into the reflection's ripples, pulling out a big ring of many keys, modern and old, "Your girl is a keeper, tell her that I'm sorry about what happened." Unlocking the chains, he dropped the chains onto the unpolished part of the table and held the book over to the youth.

The hardcover book was completely black, with a black dust jacket...on the cover were two hands, with a magnifying glass being passes between them, the title "Sniffers" in a fancy white font on the top, and the author's name "Tiffany Mayor" in a scaled down version of the same font on the bottom. Stuck on the cover, partially obscuring the magnifying glass was a sticky note, 'teeny-bopper forbidden romance guff'. "Careful, I foresee a rough time reading in your future." Then, Orin gestured to one of the study rooms.
Biting his lower lip, Orin drew the book close to his chest, "Look, I don't need to use my divination skills to know that this will end badly if I just let you both waltz out of here with this book. As members of the disciplinary committee, you do know the punishments if you're caught with this. If anyone asks about the book while you're in possession of it, I am incapable of lying on your behalf. We'd all get in trouble. I can't give this to you. Maybe you can ask an easier teacher to sign a permission slip?"

Feeling rather bad about this whole situation, he avoided look over at them, and instead stared down at the thick book, "I can let you read it in a monitored study room as a reference book, so long as you don't damage a single page. Or, alternatively, I could make a photocopy of the necessary chapter...though it's going to take a hour or two to photocopy the hundred something pages, and I'm sure without the rest of the book, some of the stuff you'll read maybe without the necessary context. You're also going to have to pay twenty-five cents per page. So, what's it going to be?"
Posted. Orin just pulled the "You filled out the required permission slips and forms for this?" thing, when clearly, they prolly didn't. But dude gotta follow librarian protocol.
..."Amazing...Mulan, your hair is looking particularly silky and smooth today. I suppose you're trying something new so your boyfriend over there to feast his eyes on, so I'm going to hurry up so you can lovebird's can get on out of here..." Chuckling to himself, he pushed the catalogue to the far right, "I wouldn't trust the catalogues, as I'm still making some corrections due to the reorganising we've been doing around here. Now..." Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out a small round tin and a folded cloth. Screwing the tin lid open, he set the lid onto the table and dipped the cloth into the brownish wax like material. Making sure it was smooth, and not chunky, he began to rub circles into the surface of the wood.

*squeak squeak*

*squeak squeak*

*squeak squeak*

Polishing the surface of the desk perfectly reflective, he peered down at the surface for a few minutes, causing the two students to stare at each other in confusion. They couldn't see what he saw, but Orin would give them what they wanted. "The books on tracking/searching magic is still on the shelves labelled '500-750'. Alternatively, I could use mirror magic, if you like riddles and rhymes. Or...there's 'Sniffers'." Pausing for dramatic effect, Orin continued after a moment, "You've heard the legend of the sniffers, beings with the unique ability to track down anyone or anything, no matter how hidden with magic. Of course, back in the day, the original info on Sniffers were destroyed right before they were hunted to supposed extinction. But there is one book left, and it's this book right here...!" Reaching to a drawer and pulling it open, he pulled out a thick hardcover book with a thin layer of dust covering it...as well as a few chains.

"Now, the info I got on it through the mirror tells me that most of the content is teen romance-drama fiction guff written by the author, Tiffany Mayor. The premise is about the most boring girl, lost in life, who meets a sniffer that can find anything...and the romance follows from there. Apparently, somewhere in the one hundred and fifty-two pages of the ninety-seventh chapter, there are one or two locations mentioned." Leaning back in his chair, rubbing his chin thoughtfully with the back of one hand, and drumming the cover of the book with the other, "This book is restricted, as there are important people in this world who are hidden with magic for a reason, and this is a rare book to be handled. But, as members of the disciplinary committee, you should have already gotten the correct slips and forms filled out for you to handle this book...correct?" He stared over at them, expectantly.
Naw, naw, that's just a random short. I\ll have an appropriate response in a few...
Trying to track something hidden with magic...
Orin: *staring into the polished surface of the wood desk* "I see something...password required. Anyone have the password?" D: <( </3 )
Mulan: =_=" "Are you kidding me?"
Li: =n= "Do you have a book or something with a better tracking method or something?"
Orin: >:I <(mu fugga, I wuz tryn tuh help) "There's 'Sniffers'?"
Alternatively...
Orin: *staring into a crystal ball* "It says...damn, out of range again. Always out of range...hey, give me a second."
Few minutes later...
Orin: *doing a handstand balanced on the crystal ball, staring down at it* "I just need...a few...more...minutes. I'm connecting...the crystal ball with...the energies of...the universe...using my body!" D: <(*struggling to keep balanced*)
Mulan: =n=" <(...wtf...)
Li: =u=" <(...fuuuuuuuuuuuu--)
Lol, they could always use mirror magic...of course, you'd leave with more questions than answers, as mirror magic is told in riddles and rhymes.
"I'm the seme, of course."


Appearance: Tall for a girl, short for a boy...an inbetweenie height.

Name: Hashimoto, Yuuki

Age: 18 (Birthday was celebrated recently)

Club Rank: Publicity Officer...?

Personality: Social, pervy, and easy going. Flirts with either gender shamelessly, but also talks with either gender rather easily.

Bio: ‘Yuu’ is a bifauxnen, plain and simple. Dressing us like a guy, acting like a guy, and having an androgynous voice. In fact, some people are sceptical that Yuuki is a female. There is one thing Yuu loves to do, and that’s make people blush. Whether it’s shamelessly flirting with female students, or harassing male students with the possibility of ‘yaoi’ activities, Yuu-ki isn’t afraid to push the boundaries. Despite always being touchy-feely with other students...Yuuki is fully prepared for retribution. A master of many hand to hand defensive and offensive martial arts styles, Yuuki has downed many an actually pervy judo students last year, with only a single tear on the cuff of her dress shirt. Not many people know Yuuki outside of school, or even from before high school, despite how many people she tends to flirt with.
Reserving a bifauxnen club member!!!
:3 <( <3 )
I luffs dat art!
Mine is a B.
*awaits posts*
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