Major Ursa

Let's Have A Bakery type of Roleplay!

Kuro is going to wake up one night, weeks after that day, no Nezu in sight. After much seaching, he'll find his mouse companion and Sakaki sharing another slice of cheese cake in the pale moonlight...Dun dun DUN?!

Let's Have A Bakery type of Roleplay!

L was a huge fan of the sweets...how much sugar was in that cup?! I distictly remember his eating a green tea ice cream...damn, I gotta try that flavour. The closest thing I tried was a matcha-mochi frozen yogurt a few months ago...
Also, animals are not exempt from Sakaki related scenes of awkwardness...

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Sakaki: *returns to cheesecake after checking something...to find a portion of it nibbled on, and a mouse tail poking out from behind his empty tea cup* "I see...come out, Nezu-san. It appears you and I are not so different after all."
Nezu: *comes out slowly from behind the empty tea cup rather hesitantly* owo <( . . . ? ) "Squeak squeak?"
Sasaki: "We are both fans of cake...so, lets eat this cake on your terms, comrade."
Nezu: :3 <( <3 ) *goes over and resume nibbling on one end* XB <( <3 <3 )
Sakaki: *sets his fork down, and leans his head over the cake to take a bite straight from the cake alongside his new furry friend...* :B <( <3 <3 <3 )
Kuro: *comes in, sees the strange scene, walks out*

Let's Have A Bakery type of Roleplay!

Cakes make Sakaki happy, not much else to this.
-u- <( lol )

Let's Have A Bakery type of Roleplay!

S'all right, e'vrybody sleeps...except me, apparently. It's almost 7AM, and I've been up for the longest time, listening to podcast and trying to doze off. From all the shorts I've done, it's become quite obvious that icing+Sakaki=trouble with tongues.
>.>

Let's Have A Bakery type of Roleplay!

I have bad sleep habits...it's also terribly hot here, and I find it hard to sleep.
Here, more shorts, more fanfiction.

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Sakaki: *has an icing and sprinkles covered cupcake...but stops when he noticed Alexia, all dressed up.* "Your outfit is rather stunning today..."
Alexia: "Ah, yeah, I went to the opening of a fashion show right before work...I'll get changed soon and ready for work."
Sakaki: "People are much like cupcakes, both covering up in spectacular and beautiful ways..." *stares down at his cupcake dreamily*
Alexia: "Ha ha, is that so? That's an interesting thing to think..."
Sakaki: "Is it? Sometimes I like to lick the icing off first..." *licks the sprinkled icing off* "A treat for the eyes initially, becoming realised on the tongue thereafter." *licks lips* PX <( <3 ) "Then, I should take care to do this properly, completely undressing the cupcake." *takes off the cupcake liner with his teeth* "All this, before taking the naked cupcake into my mout--"
*SLAM*
Sakaki: "Huh? Where did Alexia-chan go?" *shrugs, before stuffing the cupcake into his mouth* XB <( <3 )

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Lila: *watches out a window, sighing wistfully as she sees a young couple cross the street*
Sakaki: "Is something the matter, Lila-chan?"
Lila: "Oh, you caught me off guard! No, no, I was just daydreaming. Dreams. My dream were what opened up this store..."
Sakaki: "Lila-chan opened up the store, and the dream came true...? Everything leads back to you, I suppose. Having the dream, fulfilling the dream..." *stares out the window beside her*
Lila: "I have just one more dream, but I have to wait for it to be fulfilled...one day...I'll wait faithfully for that day. Say, Sakaki-san? Do you, perhaps, have a dream?"
Sakaki: "Just of cake. I hear dreaming of food, in my sleep or as an ambition, is something of a poorer man's dream...but, every time I'm served up a new piece, I feel like the king. When I have a piece of cake with somebody I care about, I feel like we're sharing a small part of our feelings...even if, in actuality, we hardly ever speak."
Lila: "...thank you for sharing this with me. In some small way, I feel like I've helped fulfil somebody's dream."
Sakaki: "You're very welcome."
Lila: "Let me get you a piece of cake."
Sakaki: 3: <( <3 ) *glomps woman in sheer happiness*

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Sakaki: *is hastily eating a whole cake, piece by piece, trying to finishe it off before his break ends*
Megumi: "H-hey! Careful, Watanabe! You're going to start ch--"
Sakaki: *starts coughing, choking a little bit, but keeps on shoveling more into his mouth*
Megumi: "Hey! Dammit...!" *goes and grabs a bottle of water, giving it to Sakaki*
Sakaki: *is now sputtering out water as he chokes lightly*
Megumi: =_=" "Why are you making this so difficult?" *begins to smack him in the back, hard*
Sakaki: *coughs a few times, but finally recovers* "Thank you, Megumi-chan."
Megumi: "G-geez...why didn't you listen to me? It's only cake."
Sakaki: *was about to take yet another bite, but stops* "It's not just another piece of cake."
Megumi: -_- <( . . . ) "No, I'm pretty sure it is."
Sakaki: "It is, and it's also a piece of cake I'm eating right now. It's a cake more important that yesterday's slice, and yet forgettable compared to tomorrow's. Millions of people have, are, or will eat, vomit up, even throw away the same (yet very different) type of cake...but, this is sitting here before me, in my plate. To the ravaged of time, this is nothing more than food, yet here...there, it was most certainly my cake. At the moment, it's the biggest, brightest, and most beautiful thing in my eyes..and yet it's literally lighter than my own beating heart. My world at the moment, yet no heavy gravity to ground me. This is just another piece of cake, yet, it is also the cake I am having right now."
Megumi: =.= <( . . . ) "Your break is over, you should...just...get back to work..." *slowly backs away*

Let's Have A Bakery type of Roleplay!

Well, it is 3:15AM where I am...
*shrugs*
I'm trying to think of fun scenes with other characters...

Let's Have A Bakery type of Roleplay!

Naw, just writing imagining on the fly...
Everybody is absent, this frightens me so.

Let's Have A Bakery type of Roleplay!

For awkward moments, everything must be vaguely romantic...but only vaguely.
For now, consider this all fanfiction since the other players haven't actually been involved...
-u-

Let's Have A Bakery type of Roleplay!

I plan to have Sakaki have awkward moments with all player characters...

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Lucy: :B <(*eating a piece of cake*)
Sakaki: @_@ <(*staring at her, hard, having already finished his piece*)
Lucy: *takes a bite of the last piece, before noticing the staring* "Uh, Sakaki-san, is something the matter?"
Sakaki: "Tsk tsk. Koshiba-chan, hasn't anybody taught you not to waste?"
Lucy: "Huh?"
Sakaki: *leans over and licks some icing off of her cheek* P; <( <3 )
Lucy: DX <( ?! )

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Yuudai: *cooking something*
Sakaki: ._. <( . . . ) "...?"
Yuudai: *stops, and looks over at Sakaki, who is standing by and watching* "What?" >:I
Sakaki: "No, nothing of importance. You can go back to working on--"
Yuudai: =n=" "How the fuc% am I supposed to work with you breathing down my mutha fuc%!n' back?! What do you want?
Sakaki: -u- <( . . . ) "Can I...can I see your hands?" *hold out his own*
Yuudai: "What the fuck..." *does so, after a moment of silence* "Don't do anything $#!tty, now...I'm warning you." D:<
Sakaki: "I won't." *reaches out and feels them carefully* "They're coarse..." :o <( . . . ? )
Yuudai: "Yeah, cause I'm a cook and a baker!" :I
Sakaki: "If I...if my hands were coarse like these, do you think I'd bake cakes as well as you do?"
Yuudai: "...fuc%ing moron. This is my hard work etched into my hands, not the source of my skill."
Sakaki: "I...know. My hands got coarse like these, years ago...yet I never got any better."
Yuudai: "You gave up after a while, like a b!tc#...there is nothing more to it."

Let's Have A Bakery type of Roleplay!

Sakaki: 'So, this is what it must be like to have a younger brother...' -u- *leans down as he scrubs Kuro's back to speak close to the younger guy's ear* "Please, call me onii-san."
Kuro: "FUCK YOU, baka teme!" D:< <(*falcon punch~!*)
Kuro has gained the status of 'Younger Brother' with Sakaki!
Sakaki Watanabe is on his critical hit points, FINISH HIM!