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Springy Ferret

STATUS: Wow, it’s been so long... 6 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 2 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: Major Ursa
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3728 (0.82 / day)
  • VMs: 4
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    1. Major Ursa 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.

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In Blackmist Prison → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
CallaLily180 said
Hey, Maria started it the moment she forced my character to fight. If she wants to see control, I can do control, but I know she'll just worm her way out of it and pretend her character is badass. I don't want to. But it seems like a challenge.


I can change, CallaLily180, I can change!
*curls into a ball at CallaLily180's feet, sobbing/weeping loudly*
In Blackmist Prison → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
No, don't do that...! Well, it would be cool to have a character go all out badass...but it'd be less interesting without you in this RP's future!
3; <( </3 )
In Blackmist Prison → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
...Ermine doesn't discriminate. Young or old, male or female, all can some of his special lolly.
:D
Its one of those big rainbow swirly ones! You can even have two people go at it at a time, he won't mind...he'll probably just watch with rapt interest.
In Blackmist Prison → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
akje said
step 1: find wesleystep 2: find out who wesley's best friend isstep 3: offer that person a job as cook for tavernstep 4: ???step 5: profit!


Your post reminds me how Tom Cruise keeps not converting Russel Brand to Scientology every chance he gets...
In Blackmist Prison → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Huh? What? It's just a long, thick, and juicy stun baton...sure, it's longer than other guard's, but isn't that just life? Either you're gifted with such a thing, or you seek out a way to get a big one...
Alternatively, if others get too aggressive or excited, Ermine is going to have to take his big guns and blow his load all over the place in order to bring everything to a dramatic close.
All in all, just don't screw up on the pancakes. You'll enjoy his special lolly.
In Blackmist Prison → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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What?
Oh, yeah...he's into lollies, not lolis! Geez, guise!
:D <(hah)
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In Blackmist Prison → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Red Akuma said
I don't even think a stun baton would fit inside someone's throat XD


Yeah...Wesley's stun baton is especially thick and long...but he knows the throat has a lotta stretch if done correctly.
He'll make it fit. If the person survived, he'd prolly ask what flavor the electricity was.
If the person makes 'em pancakes right, he'll be shoving a delicious lolly down their throat instead.
In Blackmist Prison → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Lol, catfight~! A night with Ermine is usually spent making cupcakes for hours, then eventually making him lemon poppyseed pancakes for breakfast. If they fail to make pancakes the way he likes 'em, stun baton down the throat in the most romantic manner.
In Blackmist Prison → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
...my guy wouldn't mind taking the loser for the night...
0u0 <( . . . )
In Blackmist Prison → 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
akje said
Yeah, I'm sure Rothe can get along with a laid back guard that hands out candy


What? Not the guard that lets you get raped in the showers? Or the guard who rapes you in the showers? Ah, well, if you want candy, he's your guy.
Well...hopefully my CS gets accepted soon.
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