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    1. Major Ursa 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.

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I could probably post now, according to my two post rule...but I think I want to wait for others to make their first posts first.

Aram: "Everybody, check under your seats!"
Everyone: "...?" *everyone finds a small box with a pretty cupcake inside* :0 <( . . . )
Aram: XD <( <3 ) *starts pointing at random students* "You're getting a full cake, and you're getting a full cake--"
Random Student: *random cake box appears on their lap* :0 <( <3 )
*Action*
"Speech"
'Thoughts'
Narration
Just for reference.

TheWindel said
@Major Ursa. Well we don't want to overwork him too much. We can put him in Cafeteria Personel as that one will be more than one person anyway.

I did mention 'would' and 'but', as in non-sweet foods make him sad...he'd prolly avoid helping, though he's provide the desserts.
The counseling is for the fact that the Documentary is less porny than it sounds, but more or less like a badly written, boring, teen 'forbidden romance' series of books at it's core...the ridiculous love triangle between the succubus, the centaur, and an actual horse in the middle of the documentary is the breaking point.

Aram would help out the Cafeteria Personnel, but they also serve non-sweet foods, which make him sad. Aram can help out in Creature Physiology.
Aram has a tendency to make sex noises while eating something he likes...other than that, Cooking Class was pretty normal.
Sex-Ed is pretty standard, save for the last powerful and dramatic, emotional climax, in which there is a farewell party as well as an educational video about supernatural bi-racial relationships.
Posted. Aram just watches the assembled students and the headmistress's speech, gets hungry, and devours a flan...
Standing erect...erm...standing up straight in the back of the auditorium with the rest of the teaching staff, Aram listened to the head mistress munch her delicious chocolate donut, also give her speech to the new students. From the sound of the tenacious chewing, she must have really been enjoying her sweet treat...it kind of made him hungry as well. Conjuring up a full plate of Spanish flan, he took hold of the included metal spoon and took off a section, bringing it to his mouth and tasting the rich flan goodness. Suppressing a happy moan, Aram did gaze over the number of students as the began cheering at their head mistress's speech, likely 'super-hyped and $#!t' about becoming Dawn Slayers.

Thinking on this, he couldn't help but be reminded of the worry over the influx of students this year, the concern that this is nature counteracting against the rising forces of evil...then, he was reminded of what an old friend of his brought up a long while back. All the greatest Dawn Slayers were ridiculously attractive, as the vanity demon's records would support. Of course, a number of baddies with also considerably attractive...so it could go both ways.

Taking another spoonful of flan into his mouth, rolling it over his tongue and tasting the delicious smooth sweetness, Aram couldn't halt his delighted moan this time...
Aram goes over creature physiology very lightly in his Sex-Ed class...very, very lightly...
TheWindel said
@MajorUrsa. So he the one providing Yui her sweets. The rumors are true! :0

Yui:....*takes doughnuts* Pollux-san, please refrain from disturbing the students any further. Last year I had the whole freshman class at my office for counseling.


Aram: :D <( ? ? ? ) "Disturbing the students? My apologies, it's rarely my intention to do such a thing...though, I did warn them about that bi-racial, centaur to succubus documentary we were going to watch on the last day of class..." *ponders to self for a while*

Where would the teacher's be? All assembled at the assembly, front or back? Or, optionally, at their classroom?
Aram is all about making people ecstatic.
Aram: :D <( <3 ) "Of course, head mistress! A true man such as I is always ready and willing to service as many people as he must, and bring each of them to true satisfaction...! Here, Momoko-sama, I've brought something for you too..." *magically brings out a pink box of freshly baked donut from behind his back* "Some people opt to work you hard, but all I really want to do is bring you sweet, sweet release..." :3 <( Donuts, yay~? )
Yui: ._. <( . . . <3 )
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