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Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.
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Just posted for both Aram and TEH TOASTAR BEESTEH!
’…for the love of all that is sweet…!’ It seems like fate hated him with a passion. The girl in his arms erupted into a painful amount of light, temporarily blinding him…as causing his arms to burst into flames. ‘Just…keep calm…and…flan…’ Patting down his arms and letting out a tired sigh…Aram knew, just knew flan wasn’t going to make this any less painful for him later.
Thankfully, his eyes recovered enough for him to see that the injured girl flew off in the direction he was just running from…great. Miss Begay did go off to stop her from doing something she’d regret later, so there was some hope. Well, that idea was dashed away quite spectacularly, because, of course, stranger-smells-o-salt decided that he wanted to bring about more problems by summoning some form of molten rock golem.
Rubbing his forearm, and cursing lightly under his breath…seeing as a number of the staff were already fixing this problem, Aram decided t just finish what he started. Running over, he caught sight of another youth…why did the students actually think they were going to be able to fight this, if they were completely new to this academy, to this Dawn Slaying bit? Aram understood if they didn’t want to sit back and do nothing, but one couldn’t very well do anything, good or bad or useless, if they were dead or disabled. Summoning a plastic wrapped elephant shaped marshmallow the size of the girl’s head, he stuck it into the Aurora’s arms before grabbing Miss Begay’s hand in his own burned one, grabbing the youth’s in his other, “…lets go. Let the staff take care of this!”
Kicking the door of the staff room open, the small toaster ran down the hall with many a ‘thunk thunk’ sound…his nap was disturbed by the series of loud sounds, and no doubt there was trouble. Running past a student or two, retreating or idle, the Toaster saw what looked to be a flame dragon charging his way. Ripping off the tiny tie from around it's neck and tossing it to the ground, to avoid it catching on fire and being a hindrance, he jumped into the air above the creature…using his energy manipulation, he brought a bolt of energy from a nearby electrical outlet. It struck through the dragon on it’s way to Toaster, who sucked it into his open mouth and shot it through the dragon again in the form of a mini particle beam…all this, causing the lights of the hall to flicker on and off continually. The heat mixed with the static in the air, which would have made anyone's hair truly uncomfortable after only a few seconds...but the little toaster paid no mind, landing on the other side of the dragon, continuing it's barrage of blindingly fast electrical attacks.
Soon, the dragon was dead…but upon further inspection of poking the rock bits, hopping along it in an almost cute manner…it was actually a golem or something! Going down the hall, the Toaster beast only had enough time to see the villain escaping…like a b!tch. Hopping up and down excitedly, the Toaster shook it’s tiny fist at the retreating dragon-person while hissing menacingly, ”YES, YES! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, PUNY DRAGON! FOR I, THE TOASTAR BEESTEH WILL NOT ONLY TEAR DOWN MORE OF YOUR PITIFUL ROCKLINGS, BUT ALSO MAKE YOU MY PERSON B!TCH NEXT TIME YOU COME AROUND HERE! ARRRRRAAAAWWWRR RAWR RAWWWR~!”
Barking madly, it’s electrical cord tail wagging wildly behind it…it was only after a moment of calming down that it realised the headmistress was present. Running up to the headmistress, and pawing up at her leg gently, it peered up at her face inquiringly, ”OVERLORD HEADMISTRESS-SAMA, YOU ARE ALRIGHT, I SEE! WAS THAT WHO I THOUGHT THAT WAS…? WAS THAT...THAT DAMNED MAILMAN?!” Stopping his pawing, Toaster growled at the thought of such a blackguard in his academy! Such a fiend!
Thankfully, his eyes recovered enough for him to see that the injured girl flew off in the direction he was just running from…great. Miss Begay did go off to stop her from doing something she’d regret later, so there was some hope. Well, that idea was dashed away quite spectacularly, because, of course, stranger-smells-o-salt decided that he wanted to bring about more problems by summoning some form of molten rock golem.
Rubbing his forearm, and cursing lightly under his breath…seeing as a number of the staff were already fixing this problem, Aram decided t just finish what he started. Running over, he caught sight of another youth…why did the students actually think they were going to be able to fight this, if they were completely new to this academy, to this Dawn Slaying bit? Aram understood if they didn’t want to sit back and do nothing, but one couldn’t very well do anything, good or bad or useless, if they were dead or disabled. Summoning a plastic wrapped elephant shaped marshmallow the size of the girl’s head, he stuck it into the Aurora’s arms before grabbing Miss Begay’s hand in his own burned one, grabbing the youth’s in his other, “…lets go. Let the staff take care of this!”
Kicking the door of the staff room open, the small toaster ran down the hall with many a ‘thunk thunk’ sound…his nap was disturbed by the series of loud sounds, and no doubt there was trouble. Running past a student or two, retreating or idle, the Toaster saw what looked to be a flame dragon charging his way. Ripping off the tiny tie from around it's neck and tossing it to the ground, to avoid it catching on fire and being a hindrance, he jumped into the air above the creature…using his energy manipulation, he brought a bolt of energy from a nearby electrical outlet. It struck through the dragon on it’s way to Toaster, who sucked it into his open mouth and shot it through the dragon again in the form of a mini particle beam…all this, causing the lights of the hall to flicker on and off continually. The heat mixed with the static in the air, which would have made anyone's hair truly uncomfortable after only a few seconds...but the little toaster paid no mind, landing on the other side of the dragon, continuing it's barrage of blindingly fast electrical attacks.
Soon, the dragon was dead…but upon further inspection of poking the rock bits, hopping along it in an almost cute manner…it was actually a golem or something! Going down the hall, the Toaster beast only had enough time to see the villain escaping…like a b!tch. Hopping up and down excitedly, the Toaster shook it’s tiny fist at the retreating dragon-person while hissing menacingly, ”YES, YES! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, PUNY DRAGON! FOR I, THE TOASTAR BEESTEH WILL NOT ONLY TEAR DOWN MORE OF YOUR PITIFUL ROCKLINGS, BUT ALSO MAKE YOU MY PERSON B!TCH NEXT TIME YOU COME AROUND HERE! ARRRRRAAAAWWWRR RAWR RAWWWR~!”
Barking madly, it’s electrical cord tail wagging wildly behind it…it was only after a moment of calming down that it realised the headmistress was present. Running up to the headmistress, and pawing up at her leg gently, it peered up at her face inquiringly, ”OVERLORD HEADMISTRESS-SAMA, YOU ARE ALRIGHT, I SEE! WAS THAT WHO I THOUGHT THAT WAS…? WAS THAT...THAT DAMNED MAILMAN?!” Stopping his pawing, Toaster growled at the thought of such a blackguard in his academy! Such a fiend!
Guild was down for me...also, just woke up two hours ago...what do my characters need to do?
Call upon the toaster beast, people...!
Toaster: "AH...Y-YES HEADMISTRESS-SAMA, R-RIGHT AWAY...!" *wants to, but just can't tell the headmistress that you can't toast frosted pastries...*
"VICE PRINCIPLE TOASTAR BEESTEH!"
Appearance:
Name: Toaster Hellbeast
Age: ???
Species: Toaster/Tsukumogami
Title: Vice Principle BAD@$$
History: Despite his last name, he isn't actual a resident of hell. A normal toaster, once…before a magic user accidentally sent it back to the dawn of civilization! And thus, the oldest tsukumogami was born…and possibly, one of the oldest super natural beings still living. Kind of dumb, though.
Personality: Though simple minded, he is quite dedicated to his job, loyal to his superiors. He is kind of cat or even ferret like in behaviour, and yet also dog like in specific aspects. At times, he likes to be evil…you know, by burning your toast, scaring away the hardworking mailmen, hiding your squishy objects, or even hopping into shower with you…the latter is quite deadly.
Notable Skills or Abilities:
-Energy manipulation…and almost everything it entails, if he were more intelligent
-Has the power to shoot flaming pieces of toast…so long as he has toast loaded up inside of him
-His bites fuc%in’ hurt! FUC%!
-He has a human form…but fuc% that, he is proud of being teh TOASTAR BEESTEH!
Appearance:
Name: Toaster Hellbeast
Age: ???
Species: Toaster/Tsukumogami
Title: Vice Principle BAD@$$
History: Despite his last name, he isn't actual a resident of hell. A normal toaster, once…before a magic user accidentally sent it back to the dawn of civilization! And thus, the oldest tsukumogami was born…and possibly, one of the oldest super natural beings still living. Kind of dumb, though.
Personality: Though simple minded, he is quite dedicated to his job, loyal to his superiors. He is kind of cat or even ferret like in behaviour, and yet also dog like in specific aspects. At times, he likes to be evil…you know, by burning your toast, scaring away the hardworking mailmen, hiding your squishy objects, or even hopping into shower with you…the latter is quite deadly.
Notable Skills or Abilities:
-Energy manipulation…and almost everything it entails, if he were more intelligent
-Has the power to shoot flaming pieces of toast…so long as he has toast loaded up inside of him
-His bites fuc%in’ hurt! FUC%!
-He has a human form…but fuc% that, he is proud of being teh TOASTAR BEESTEH!
I'll finish up the CS, then...
Otaku = History Teacher, Human Studies
Toaster = Arts and Craft Club
Otaku: *futzing around with an anime girl figurine...possibly Hatsune Miku...before going over to his computer and playing a Japanese game* "I only play very niche, indie Japanese games...of course!"
Toaster: "I HAVE BROUGHT YOU A TRIBUTE, OVERLORD HEADMISTRESS-SAMA! I HAVE PLACED IT IN YOUR SHOES LIKE A GOOD PEON!"
Yui: *finds dead bird in her shoes* "..."
Toaster = Arts and Craft Club
Otaku: *futzing around with an anime girl figurine...possibly Hatsune Miku...before going over to his computer and playing a Japanese game* "I only play very niche, indie Japanese games...of course!"
Toaster: "I HAVE BROUGHT YOU A TRIBUTE, OVERLORD HEADMISTRESS-SAMA! I HAVE PLACED IT IN YOUR SHOES LIKE A GOOD PEON!"
Yui: *finds dead bird in her shoes* "..."
It's one or the other, people...!
...durrr...
I got a tsundere gril who can transform into either a water or flame elemental...?
A master elven archer with anterograde amnesia?
I have an otaku vampire...?
A toaster beast?
D: <( ? ? ? )
I got a tsundere gril who can transform into either a water or flame elemental...?
A master elven archer with anterograde amnesia?
I have an otaku vampire...?
A toaster beast?
D: <( ? ? ? )
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