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    1. Major Ursa 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.

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"Are you okay? Your arms..."

Slowing down automatically, he gave the librarian an interesting smirk for such questions, though internally grimacing at the burns on his arms, “I’m quite alright, nothing a little sweet treat can’t distract me from…you did good back there, Miss Begay. I don’t think Aurora could have done too much back there, herself, and I’m sure she’ll understand what you did back there for her...when she comes to her senses.” Really feeling the burn, though in time, it would probably heal up in a week or so…Aram tilted his head back, and caught a conjured sweet in his mouth, no arms necessary. Sizing up the woman for a moment while rolling the hard candy along in his mouth with his tongue, “I’m sorry I have to ask this of you on the first day of the school year, but can you bring Aurora to her room on your own? I’d insistent on doing it myself, but well, you know…” Looking down at his arms for a fraction of a second, “I wouldn’t want to agitate the burns. I’m sure they’ll heal up soon enough…but for now, I have to ask this of you.”

Turning this time to the boy he’d have dragged along, who seems to already know of Aurora…Aram wasn’t sure, as they felt completely different, and the demon lost a portion of his magical sensing…but the youth, maybe an incubus? Well, not every good looking person could be an incubus, or else he might as well assume half the school was this. So, he pushed his thoughts aside, “If you know Miss Aurora, please help Miss Begay with bringing her to her room to recover…and don’t worry, the academy is doing the best it can at this present time. We have everything under control, and any problems will soon be brought to working order. If you have any questions, please bring them to the headmistress on another day, other than today or tomorrow. Thank you, and take care of yourself.” Thanking others for finally listening to you, ah, must have been the high of his pain induced delirium.

"To all the staff present and functional, please bring the students to their dorms and tend to any injuries they may have sustained. After that, please join me for a mandatory and immediate staff meeting. That is all.”“Pollux-san, if your injuries continue to worsen, please feel no obligation to attend the meeting if you cannot do so. I understand we are lacking a school nurse,"

Hearing thoughtful and sensible voices in his head...a case of delirium he could come to like. Giving the boy a nod, and reaching a pained arm up to pat him on the shoulder…the demon turned to head down the halls, giving Miss Begay a final look, a reassuring smile, and a few choice words… “Take your time, make sure she's comfortable. I will see you at the staff meeting in a few minutes, won’t I?” Before finally leaving to make his way to the headmistress’s office, his face taking on a more sombre look as he passed by the damages.
"....Toaster-san. You're late."

While saying this to him, she cleaned some of the dirt from his metal body, making his eyes go wide like saucers. Ah, such a merciful, benevolent being! Toaster would follow her through hell and back, he’d die in the line of fire for this kind of leader! Nuzzling into the headmistress’s arms, he stared up at her face, ”I WAS NOT WORRIED FOR YOUR SAFETY, OVERLORD HEADMISTRESS-SAMA! FOR I, TOASTER HELLBEAST, OUT OF ALL YOUR UNWORTHY PEONS…BELIEVED IN YOUR COMPLETE VICTORY!”

Pausing for a moment, held in her arms, he blushed (or a toaster’s equivalent of a blush) before finally speaking again, “BUT, I-I-I DO ADMIT, OVERLORD HEADMISTRESS-SAMA…IF YOU WERE TO EVER FALL IN BATTLE, A GREATER PART OF THIS MIGHTY TOASTAR BEESTEH WOULD—“ At that moment, the headmistress set him back onto the ground in order to speak with a student. The toaster beast made little whining and cute ‘kyuuuu, kyuuuuu~!’ and 'OVERLORD HEADMISTRESS-SAMA~!' sounds at this, as he alternated between gently pawing at the headmistress’s leg, hopping up and down, or circling around for the headmistress’s attention.
I'mma wait for AliceZaru to post before making my own post, if y'all were wonderin'...
I was kind of side-ish NPCing any future cameos by Baba Yaga...if you want a fairy tale, I can give you suggestions?
ERode said
The humans are teaming up.

How dangerous. Almost like they're planning a coup, to establish their pro-human, anti-supernatural views.

Do not forget. Val is always watching, no matter where you are.


Toaster will be there to bite ankles!
The 42nd Gecko said
Don't forget the movie...


LAST. CLASS. Goddamn!
No...? Aram uses diagrams, charts, and textbook examples for Sex-Ed. All scientific and professional about it. Cooking class is similar, except he occasionally eats a portion of food in class and moans like--you definitely want to have a bit of what he's having...!
ERode said
Toaster for teacher of the year. At least he doesn't moan during sex ed class like a certain teacher.inb4complaintsfromtheParentAdvisoryCouncil.


Aram doesn't moan during Sex-Ed! He moans during cooking class!
Calculus with substitute teacher TOASTAR BEESTEH~!
Toaster: *hops onto front desk* "MORTAL PEONS WORKING TO GAIN SOME SEMBLANCE OF POWER, OPEN YOUR WORTHLESSLY OVERPRICED TEXTBOOKS TO PAGE 334..."
Students: *does as instructed*
Toaster: "..."
Student: "Uhhmmm...so, what next? Do you want us to read the top section, or do the bottom equ--"
Toaster: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR--" *roars and shoots mini particle beam into ceiling, before falling off the desk and onto it's side, KO'd by math*
Oh oh! Also, Toaster is a (substitute) Calculus teacher and the school's Counselor!
ReaptheMusic said
*snickers* Death by Chocolate.


Snickers indeed!
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