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Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.
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I suppose they've mutated the old ears, which must be furry, pointed and higher up.
My person is gonna freak out at the compound eyes thing...and is eventually going to feel the strongest urge to mouth feed chewed up bugs to the youngest, weakest friend of the group.
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Teacher: "Somebody, hide Aram! The health inspector has entered the building!"
SLAM
Toaster: *pads off and away from a tightly sealed trunk* "IT HAS BEEN DONE!"
SLAM
Toaster: *pads off and away from a tightly sealed trunk* "IT HAS BEEN DONE!"
The immortal jellyfish is a badass...
I guess I'll make my asian giant hornet person now...not sure if male or female yet...
>_<
I guess I'll make my asian giant hornet person now...not sure if male or female yet...
>_<
Toaster: *makes happy 'kyuun kyuuuun, chamaaa~!' sounds while huggling onto Yui's leg, peering up at her with big saucer sized puppy-dog eyes* 3: <( <3 )
With only the occasional outburst of 'PITIFUL PEONS/MORTAlS' or similar here or there after going to vocal coaching everyday for two years, it was easy enough to convince people that he had mijor coprolalia. Other than that, Toaster was and always will be a loyal and hardworker, back then he just exercised a lot of self control and discipline in order to fit in.
With only the occasional outburst of 'PITIFUL PEONS/MORTAlS' or similar here or there after going to vocal coaching everyday for two years, it was easy enough to convince people that he had mijor coprolalia. Other than that, Toaster was and always will be a loyal and hardworker, back then he just exercised a lot of self control and discipline in order to fit in.
Toaster: "H-H-HEADMISTRESS-CHAMA~!" *actively nuzzling petting spatula, then nuzzling Yui's leg, making more 'kyuuu kyyyyuuuuuuu~!' sounds while he does so*
Guy: *walks into his kitchen and sees his second-hand toaster hopping up and down, barking at his microwave with the new egg-timer and new can-opener out for some reason* "What the...?" *picks up the phone and makes a call* "Yeah...that second-hand toaster turned out to be a supernatural, can I get a refund...?"
Ever since his first real divorce, Toaster gets a little lonely from time to time, so he basically plays house with whatever appliances and tools he can get his tiny metal paws on...
Ever since his first real divorce, Toaster gets a little lonely from time to time, so he basically plays house with whatever appliances and tools he can get his tiny metal paws on...
Toaster: DX <( ! ! ! ) "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! THESE BOOTS AND MY ONE, TACKY STRIPED TIE ARE THE ONLY VALUEBLES I HAVE AFTER MY DIVORCE WITH MICROWAVE! MICROWAVE EVEN TOOK FULL CUSTODY OF OUR ADOPTED CHILDREN, EGG-TIMER AND CAN-OPENER~!" *makes defeated 'week-weeeek' sounds while waggling little boot clad feet*
Vampires...here is a rundown of what I'm going for...yeah, not great at the organizing, nor the explaining.
Purebloods - the living, breathing, original race of powerful vampires. These vampires can reproduce like humans, and can have pureblooded children with other purebloods or even half bloods. Children made with humans are always half blooded, they can't turn others into purebloods, though they can turn human into impure bloods. This race is are as strong as demons, though with all of their own usual weaknesses, save for sunlight...sunlight does make them as weak as a human, though.
Half Blood - born from one vampire and one human parent, and are capable of producing purebloods by pureblood partners. They are incapable of turning others into half bloods. Half the strengths of the purebloods, with little to none of the weaknesses. Sunlight is no bother to them, and they can actually drink from purebloods or even impure bloods.
Impure Bloods - turned, undead beings...cursed by a corruption made from pureblood. Can't reproduce at all, as they're undead, though they can turn as many humans as they like into other impure bloods...can eventually become as strong as a pureblood, but never quite as powerful. They cannot go out into sunlight at all, or else they'll be reduced to ash.
Purebloods - the living, breathing, original race of powerful vampires. These vampires can reproduce like humans, and can have pureblooded children with other purebloods or even half bloods. Children made with humans are always half blooded, they can't turn others into purebloods, though they can turn human into impure bloods. This race is are as strong as demons, though with all of their own usual weaknesses, save for sunlight...sunlight does make them as weak as a human, though.
Half Blood - born from one vampire and one human parent, and are capable of producing purebloods by pureblood partners. They are incapable of turning others into half bloods. Half the strengths of the purebloods, with little to none of the weaknesses. Sunlight is no bother to them, and they can actually drink from purebloods or even impure bloods.
Impure Bloods - turned, undead beings...cursed by a corruption made from pureblood. Can't reproduce at all, as they're undead, though they can turn as many humans as they like into other impure bloods...can eventually become as strong as a pureblood, but never quite as powerful. They cannot go out into sunlight at all, or else they'll be reduced to ash.
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Name: Claudius “Claude”
Age: 1999
Family Bloodline: Pureblood (Born) Vampire
History: Being the last pureblood (born) vampire, the grand council of (impureblooded) vampires have decided that he is too precious to just let run around. And so, Claude has been confined in his own home for almost a century, under watch and protection of the vampire and half-vampire guard. Treated like a figurehead for the occasional dull meet and greet of vampire kind, and worse, a prize horse! Having to sleep with almost half a dozen half-vampire concubines as vampire society’s attempt to revive the practically dead pureblood population, though not exactly a problem for him, seems so fuc%ing contrived. Days are spent unsuccessfully trying to produce more purebloods, read books…and once in a blue moon, actually be allowed outside (escorted) to buy more books. Humans are brought to him for a daily feeding, just enough…what happened to hunting human prey?! Life is turning into a dull blur, something has to change.
Personality: As a member of the pureblood vampires, he has a lot of pride in his race, a lot of pride in general…the fact that the purebloods (born) all but died out, and the impurebloods (turned) flourished is a little hard on him. This vampire is polite and patient, and has a secret interest…he has a strong dislike of his current situation, but can’t do much about it due to the strength of numbers
Mastery:
Vampire Magic
Hand-to-hand Combat
Claw and Fang Combat
Weapons:
None (yet)
Powers:
Vampire Magic – a combination of blood magic mastery (only effective on humans), advanced shadow and darkness magics, higher resistances to most elements with the exception of fire and/or holy magic, and hypnotism which is only effective on lesser vampires and most humans.
(Pureblood) Vampire Physiology – demon’s equal in strength, speed, defence…most everything, though takes greater damage from fire. Regenerates at a high rate if well fed, regenerates at a moderate rate when less than well fed. High resistance and recovery over poisons, venoms, mind control, and other status ailments. As a pureblood, a born vampire of the original bloodline, he can walk under the sun…but he loses all powers than make him more powerful than man while doing so.
Name: Claudius “Claude”
Age: 1999
Family Bloodline: Pureblood (Born) Vampire
History: Being the last pureblood (born) vampire, the grand council of (impureblooded) vampires have decided that he is too precious to just let run around. And so, Claude has been confined in his own home for almost a century, under watch and protection of the vampire and half-vampire guard. Treated like a figurehead for the occasional dull meet and greet of vampire kind, and worse, a prize horse! Having to sleep with almost half a dozen half-vampire concubines as vampire society’s attempt to revive the practically dead pureblood population, though not exactly a problem for him, seems so fuc%ing contrived. Days are spent unsuccessfully trying to produce more purebloods, read books…and once in a blue moon, actually be allowed outside (escorted) to buy more books. Humans are brought to him for a daily feeding, just enough…what happened to hunting human prey?! Life is turning into a dull blur, something has to change.
Personality: As a member of the pureblood vampires, he has a lot of pride in his race, a lot of pride in general…the fact that the purebloods (born) all but died out, and the impurebloods (turned) flourished is a little hard on him. This vampire is polite and patient, and has a secret interest…he has a strong dislike of his current situation, but can’t do much about it due to the strength of numbers
Mastery:
Vampire Magic
Hand-to-hand Combat
Claw and Fang Combat
Weapons:
None (yet)
Powers:
Vampire Magic – a combination of blood magic mastery (only effective on humans), advanced shadow and darkness magics, higher resistances to most elements with the exception of fire and/or holy magic, and hypnotism which is only effective on lesser vampires and most humans.
(Pureblood) Vampire Physiology – demon’s equal in strength, speed, defence…most everything, though takes greater damage from fire. Regenerates at a high rate if well fed, regenerates at a moderate rate when less than well fed. High resistance and recovery over poisons, venoms, mind control, and other status ailments. As a pureblood, a born vampire of the original bloodline, he can walk under the sun…but he loses all powers than make him more powerful than man while doing so.
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