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  • Old Guild Username: Major Ursa
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    1. Major Ursa 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.

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I feel like Aram's arms are justing going to fall off due to all this medicine, bandaging, care and touching in general...lol.

Val: *comes into the office and sees two woman attending to Aram* "Threesome!"
Aram: *me gusta face* "...you can make it a foursome if you want...!"
*my character raises his hand up without hesitation*
Black Mamba: *planking*
Jellyfish: *trying to not flop around*
Anglerfish: *puts on a mask in order to block out the light from their new head appendage so they can sleep*
Asian Giant Hornet: *trying not to freak out about headache inducing compound eye vision*
Cheetah: *spazzing out, running around and up things*
Narwhal: *convincing others that he is a unicorn*
Wolf: *dragging butt over carpet*
Badger: *eating honey and giving no fuc%s*
akje, I found one fatal flaw in all this...the mention of loss of appetite due to the smell of seared flesh! This would not reign true with Wesley, whose eaten cake pops which observing autopsies before...seared flesh would not dampen his appetite in the slightest!
The real question we all want answered it: if either one of the girls had hard candy in their mouths at the tine, what would have happened to it once the thunder struck? Would it have melted into their inner cheek? Or, would they have spat it out while convulsing in electricity? These are the questions we need answered!
#everyonehasastaticafro
___ is always a ___ ___ for ___, ___?
Well, if you kill a high ranking ___, expect most ___ to be on high alert for a notable amount of time.
Yeah, prolly not...Mike ain't gonna be happy, since business if going to be slowed to a halt for a while.
Well...could be better? The new commissoner could be more willing or cooperative Bout illegal-ness-tivity.
9n9
Who would pay to have the police commissiner killed?! In a city with assassins, mafia, the police commissioner is likely bribed or blackmailed into turning a blind eye. Having a police commissoner under your thumb now dead is going to have a whole lot of ___ to come.
*hangs on, still nommin' on dah face*
:B <( <3 )
Any who...I wonder how killing that police commissioner will go over with the grounp the next day, when they all heard of the news? Well, honestly, don't know why you'd kill dat guy.
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