You're gonna get piping gel rain, with all the colours of the rainbow.
Also, Ermine now thinks your character is God.
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- Old Guild Username: Major Ursa
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Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.
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Wesley would have stopped in the middle of sex for jello.
Jello always wins.
Jello always wins.
Jello - 1
Cat Fighting Sexy Womens - 0
Cat Fighting Sexy Womens - 0
Conjuring a cup of grape jello, the guard held it up in his line of sight. Two buxom, seductive and highly sexual, eager woman...grape artificially flavoured jello. Women...jello...women...jello...women...jello. Catfight...junk food. Ermine gave the prisoner a bit of a confused, yet critical sort of look, "Seem like a bit of a waste." Taking a plastic spoon from his shirt pocket, Ermine scooped up a chunk of his grape jello and...nommed.
:B
:B
Watching the stand off, Ermine's eye suddenly narrowed in a more serious manner, "I wonder...hmmm..." Looking carefully over each of the women belong, their fight stances, weapon choices, what they must look like without their clothing on..."I wonder what their favorite flavour of donut must be...?" Quickly finishing up his jelly donut, licking some of the excess filling off of his fingers, he pulled out a pink sprinkled donut and stuck it into his mouth thoughtfully.
*hides behind desk*
I, uh, I posted about donuts...?
I, uh, I posted about donuts...?
The guard dropped into a seat beside the prisoner, and quite suddenly a box of donuts appeared on the guy's lap. Reaching over and pulling the box open, Ermine pulled out a strawberry jelly donut and began nomming on it, "I'm not going to bet on a fight I just walked in on. How're they doing so far?"
Alternatively, Toaster just bites the guy's ankle...Toaster's bites are the most PAINFUL!
Toaster: *walks past Daichi, giving no fuc%s, and begins nomming up the ropes* B: <(nom nom nom)
Yay, posted! If anyone has business with the vampires and scheduled a day meeting, they'll be stuck in the dark room for the duration. There are many maze like passages leading to thr dark room, and the room itself is deep underground and made entirely of rock and stone. There are several expensively maintained runes, making sure the room is never compromised by outside elements dangerous to their species. There is a big decorative illusion on the ceiling, it shows a big faux sky that the vampires can gape at for hours on end.
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