Major Ursa

Katawa Shoujo: School for the Disabled REBOOT

W.T.F.?
3X <( </3 )
Three points only?!
But I kept them as much in character as possible!?
I give you fluff! I give you humor and fluff! I give you an ecchi mini-fight?!

Katawa Shoujo: School for the Disabled REBOOT

Geez...it seems like somebody is judging because they didn't watch the extended cut...I'mma make you ship them, you sunnovabetch...

Extended Cut said
Nozomi: "Huh...? Bro, where are we?" *tilts head*
Hakuya: *presses finger to lips* "Don't worry, sis...it'll all be over soon..." *leans over Nozomi*
Nozomi: "..."
Hakuya: *flicks on the lights in the janitor's closet, then sits back down* "We're going to stay in here till the noise dies down outside, alright?"
Nozomi: "Oh, okay!"
Hakuya: "Lets, er...lets play Rock-Paper-Scissors."
Both: "Rock...paper...scissors!" *holds out hands*
Hakuya: *has scissors*
Nozomi: *has paper* "W-who won, bro?"
Hakuya: :I <( . . . ) *turns his hand into a fist and brings it to Nozomi's open hand* "You did, sis."
Both: *special moment*

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Alternative end

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Hakuya: *has scissors*
Nozomi: *has rock* "W-who won, bro?"
Hakuya: "I-I did!" *opens his hand and sets it onto Nozomi's closed fist*
Nozomi: :0 <( ! ! ! ) "Wow, bro! You always win!"
Hakuya: *keeps holding his sister's hand...holding it a little tighter in his* "Y-yeah...yeah I do..."
Both: *special moment*

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Alternative, alternative end

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Hakuya: *has paper*
Nozomi: *has scissors* "W-who won, bro?"
Hakuya: >:I <( . . . ) *turns his hand into a fist and uppercuts his sister*
Nozomi: *flips through the air, does a rebounding kick off wall, revealing an interesting panty shot to the audience...?*
Hakuya: *bloody nose*
Nozomi: *...and delivers a hefty drop kick to her brother* "Nice try, little bro...but you were born five minutes too late/early to be on my level of power."

Katawa Shoujo: School for the Disabled REBOOT

I go for accuracy of the situation, keeping in character...? I don't know what's so low blow about it...?
*monotone*

Katawa Shoujo: School for the Disabled REBOOT

That is...entirely accurate to what would happen, along with his upper jaw getting dislodged, which would warp the rest of his face.
Then...Junpei would either have a crying and hyperventilating panic attack, or he'd just go straight up BEAST MODE.

Junpei: "RRURRRRGLHHURRRRGGLL~!" *picks up Kyle and lifts him up over his head*
Kyle: DX <(Kyyaaaaahh~!)
Teacher: *sees half of Junpei's faces hanging off the other half-ish...projectile vomits*
Nozomi: "...? What's with all the yelling?"
Hakuya: *guides twincest away from scene, shrugging* "Dunno..." ... "Come here, you!" *pulls sister into janitor's closet...?*

Katawa Shoujo: School for the Disabled REBOOT

The only other capable fighter is too afraid of having his 'face' come off in a fight...
>.>
<.<

Katawa Shoujo: School for the Disabled REBOOT

*vomits out rainbows*

Katawa Shoujo: School for the Disabled REBOOT

Yaaay...more incest.
*monotone*
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Welcome to Hikari Ryodan Academy

That would actually be kind of cute in some sad way, tapping the fork on the plate for a full minute...

Also, still gotta add the sexy, toaster portion of my post at some point...

Once Upon a Time...

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Welcome to Hikari Ryodan Academy

By not being the pusher (not as much), he gains good karma...also, he doesn't regenerate the few HP he could from the act.
Also, not sure how the headmistress would like teachers pushing substances onto young, impressionable students.
:3