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  • Old Guild Username: Major Ursa
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    1. Major Ursa 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.

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Dude...would you be alright with a rather violent reaction from Thiago...?
Yay~! Karl molested somebody's wrist...!?
:D
Something quelled his fears, mid-nightmare...smooth, dainty, warm fingers running through his hair as he slept. Nuzzling his face gently in between the girl's breasts, "My beloved...body pillow..." Muttering this quietly, and letting out a relaxed sigh, his hold on them weakened. Weaker, but only for a moment as he reached down to pull the male human's arm up to his face. Retightening his grabbing hug and cuddle, seemingly still unconscious, Karl opened his mouth wide and brought the wrist to it.

And...that was pretty much it...except for the awkward licking and sucking of the wrist, his fangs never came out nor broke skin to get to the pulsing vein with blood just under the skin. Releasing the wrist from his sucking mouth, Karl let out a strange cooing sound, "...om nom nom~!" before licking the wrist again, then up the hand, and finally sticking the poor human's thumb in his mouth. "..." Shifting a little bit, he pulled the human girl's cheat closer to the side of his face, then eventually stopped moving altogether. Thumb sucking, and awkward hugging...yup...
Okay, I'll post in a few...
Ever since his defeat at the paws of the simple, boot clad, talking cat...he's paranoid that a number of interactions will up and attract the cat, and that it'd return to trick and humiliate him once more. So, no matter how much he hates the uncomfortable bedding and bed sheets, keeping up with a plain face and personal appearance, mild mannered behavior, the cheap tea leaves, the cheaper and less competent servants, the not visiting whorehouses for crazy nights...that cat really messed him up, and he simply can't return to his past life without his fear being wildly amplified.
Going from worshipped land-god with (fairly) unlimited assets, living fabulously...to being an unmemorable lesser noble, living rather conservatively...what a fuc%ing disgrace. Though he can do lesser noble really well, he absolutely fuc%ing hates it, especially their lesser quality of tea leaves. Sure, it's better than what the pitiful peasants have, but it's nothing he can brag about, and he wants to brag!
D: <( </3 )
A land-god is only as powerful as his influence, and number of faithful worshipers, whether their worship is in fear or love...and they feared him, his real ogre face was fuc%ing terrifying. Being 'defeated' in any manner, he loses his title and powers as land god to whatever being defeated him...though he was still a shapeshifting ogre. In his embarrassment at being fooled and defeated by a fuc%ing cat, he let them assume him dead, squirmed out of a cat poop in the form of a tapeworm, and lived the rest of his life as a not so noteworthy lesser noble.
He's supposed to be a Japanese style oni land-god...with his main life story rooted in the Puss in Boots story.
Ghost Shadow said
Cheshire:

I'm fairly certain that Cheshire is this mysterious boot clad cat...
Dude was a land god-ish/landlord figure, before a cat literally ate him, successfully 'defeating' him and ruining his status as land god. He squirmed out of a litterbox as a tapeworm half a year after that, and avoided making himself a villain/doing bad ever since, in order to avoid bad karma like he had...but I figured, since he was rejected from the last RP I was in, he'd prolly get rejected here.
As you'd expect, the guy hates cats.
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