Major Ursa

Once Upon a Time...

Lol, how mad would you guys be if I introduced a second character at this point in time?

Once Upon a Time...

Did the bunch of people really drops this? Or, was it a series of inactive peoples?

Once Upon a Time...

(Collaboration Post Featuring Major Ursa as Knox and YoshiSkittlez as Ruby)

Ruby rushed outside to catch up with Knox; it was a bit difficult though as it seemed every man in the bar between her and the door had something to say to the scantily clothed woman, but for the first time in what seemed like forever, Ruby wasn't interested. Still holding fast to the twenty dollar bill in her hand, she pushed herself outside just in time to see Knox round the corner.

"Knox! Knox wait!" Ruby pleaded, doing her best to try to keep track of him in her heels and tight shorts, preventing her from being able to walk too quickly.

Hearing the combination of calling for him, the click-clacking of heels behind him…Knox simply just wanted to keep walking at a steady pace, just have her naturally fall behind in the distance. That’d be irresponsible, of course. The man had a feeling she wouldn’t just give up, and either she was going to try something stupid like running, and break her heels and hurt herself, or she was going to end up losing him and walk through the dark alone. A thing of chivalry would say that he’d need to escort the lady back home after dark, and in the back of his mind called it a small sexist assumption that she needed a man to protect herself.

Taking two steps forward, Knox let out a small frustrated sigh, before turning around to address Ruby, “Pardon me, I didn’t mean to ruin your game. You can go back to Henry, now.”

Ruby faced Knox dead on, her face rigid and ungiving.

"I didn't go to The Rabbit Hole because of him. I went there because of you." What was supposed to come out as a compliment instead came out sounding rather hot and annoyed as she reached out to take his hand harshly and stuffed the twenty-dollar bill inside of it.

"It was a stupid idea for inviting him along in the first place." Her eyes glanced down quickly to the money that she had just placed in his hand. "And as much as I think that harlot deserved what you did to her...I couldn't live with myself knowing she took your money; you could have used that to buy me a couple drinks instead you know." Her tone calmed down some, returning to her normal speech. It was clear she was still annoyed about what had happened, but she was at least trying to make an effort to make light of the situation.

Giving Ruby a rather pointed look, that drinks comment made him want to stick the twenty into her dress now, but Knox strangled the impulse in its crib. Pocketing the twenty, with no further comments on the issue, “Thank you. Now, you can go back.”

A hand pointed back to the bar, “I had a great time. Enjoyed the sweet air and atmosphere to the place, had a couple of drinks, a conversation with a beautiful woman…yes, you really showed me a good time. Put that big smile you wanted on my face.” Saying that, he was anything but smiling…but, internally, calmed enough to say what he wanted to say. Having a hard time looking at her eyes now after what he had said, though, “You can go back to Henry now, I understand that it’s not often that we have the new and interesting type for you to meet at a bar.”

His eyes softened a little bit when he looked at her, but he turned away in what could only be described as a rather grumpy manner, “Besides, you can always find me at the diner at the same time and place.”

"Screw Henry!" Ruby found herself shouting, and then immediately bit down on her lower lip. "No, no I didn't mean-" She sighed and threw up her hands in the air before crossing them over her chest. "I meant...forget him..." She aptly corrected herself and managing to keep her voice down. "I'm not going back, not until I've had my drink with you and learn at least-" She mumbled a few numbers under her breath. "-five interesting things about you."

She paused for a moment, just to look at him; taking in his rugged features and noticing the soft expression he was giving her as he looked back. It was strange...less than twenty-four hours ago, Ruby hadn't even given Knox a second glance...but suddenly...back at Granny's Diner, she had this overwhelming sense to...talk with him at least. It almost felt like whatever Gods that were up there were using their hands, trying to push her towards him; whether or not he felt the same way was yet to be seen, but it was a feeling she couldn't ignore.

"Let's go to Granny's, it's quiet this time of night, and it just so happens I know a waitress there that would be willing to add double shots at a discounted price." She winked, not in a flirty manner, but one that indicated that she was of course talking about herself. "No Henry, no no-one, just you and me until you crack that smile, and when you do...well...then you can get rid of me, but I'm not going anywhere until I see it. Oh! And the five interesting things...that part too..."

Knox didn’t seem entirely pleased by this development…he didn’t smile? Knox smiled all the time…! Well, he swore he did. If by now Ruby hadn’t seen it, he felt her requirement for a smile was far out of reach for anyone. As well, he didn’t know how he felt about the whole ‘five interesting things’ part, it made him sound like a baseball card…a collectable. Still, something about her whole disposition in this told him to go with her, even if the greater part of his logical mind just said to leave.

“Don’t tell me, you intend to serve me cheesy fries?”

"Well I was hoping to keep that part a secret." Ruby was unable to help but smile and then nodded her head in the direction of Granny's. "C'mon, if we go now I can still probably get you a fresh batch."

"...I'll have you know, I actually eat a healthier dinner to compensate for an unhealthy breakfast." Saying this, the man was now actively dragging Ruby behind him on his way to Granny's. Ruby couldn't help but to smile up at the man that towered over her, a knowing look in her eye.

"See? That's one interesting thing! Just four more to go!" She chided cheerily and did her best to keep up with his long strides in her heels and tight red shorts.

Vampiric Masters

Tilting his head slightly at the busty female's words, both looking thoughtful and curious, he watched he try and tickle the male for only a minute before making a halting motion with his hand, "Wait, I don't think it's working!" Rubbing his chin for a moment, the old vampire tried to think of the past time he tickled a human...too long ago, he couldn't recount. Moving behind the female, Karl carefully took her wrists in his hands and guided her.

"Trace it..." Holding her hands so her fingers hovered dangerously close to Callum's ears, moving them along after a moment...

"Deeply, methodically..." Holding her hands over his neck and collarbone area, then over to his armpits, before moving them lower...

"Trace, dance your fingers over the skin..." Hands guilded over to midsection...

Pulling her hand lower, lower...lower, to hover over the groin area, "Dig in."

As the vampire paused and let go of the wrists he gently held, seemingly done, Karl looked at the female expectantly...as if awaiting an answer, a response, approval or rejection of the idea. After a moment, he reached his hand up and yawned into it, "Ahhnnn~! Good night, my sweets!" Laying back down onto the bed fully, he smiled as he pulled the blanket up to his chin and fell dead into his sleep...leaving them hanging from his own brought on situation.

Once Upon a Time...

(Collaboration Post Featuring Major Ursa as Knox, YoshiSkittlez as Ruby and Ghost Shadow as Henry)

He couldn’t remember when he had finally gotten used to waking up early like this. To fall into routine, to follow a routine. To wake up early...even on a day off. Wake up at 5AM or earlier, jog for almost an hour around town, take a shower, put on clean clothing, pick up the newspaper…

Knox stepped into the diner took a look around, newspaper in hand. The usual occupancy here or there, nothing to get excited about…taking only a second more, letting his eyes adjust to the change in lighting, the man let out a tired sigh before taking his usual seat at the booth by the window. Setting the newspaper onto the table before him, he skimmed the contents of one page, and turned the page to skim the other. From his window seat…sun up, and brighter still.

How Ruby got talked into taking the morning shift...again, was beyond her, though she supposed she could have blamed the stranger that rolled into town earlier that morning for breaking her head-strong thought process of going out with Gus, the town's tow-truck man. So here she was, wiping down the table that had just been used by an early-morning couple, practically bending over the entire table to reach the other side rather than just walking around the table, feeling the looks of appreciation from the handful of men in the diner that were getting quite the view as she attempted to wipe up a 'really tough stain' which caused her to linger just a bit longer.

The door to Granny's Diner opened once again, and Ruby looked up to see an early-morning regular walk through the door to take his usual seat in a booth. Wiping up whatever was left of that 'stubborn stain' on the table she tossed the dirty rag over the bar counter and into the sink before making her way over to the coffee maker. She filled up a mug with the black liquid and called to the cook in the kitchen to get going on some cheesy fries before heading over to Knox with the cup of hot coffee in her hand.

She placed it on the table in front of him and greeted him with her usual, perky smile.

"Black coffee, just the way you like it!" She said bouncing on the balls of her feet twice and folded her hands together to rest against the tiny little apron that might as well have not been there, as it was obviously more for looks than practicality since it was tied at her waist and only went down to the bottoms of her shorts, which really didn't leave much to the imagination. "Your fries are on their way, anything else I can get you Knox?"

Feeling the weak material of the newspaper between his index finger and his thumb, he turned the page and almost just groaned to himself when he saw the next page covered in ads. Right, life, it had a funny way of breaking you out of your morning trance of reading and boredom just in time for coffee. His coffee was placed on the table before him, and without missing a beat; he plucked it up and drank it down the very next moment. Whilst doing so, he appreciated the combination of rich (meh, enough) bitterness of the hot liquid, and simultaneously cast the waitress a quick glance.

From what her name tag displayed, her name was Ruby, the grand daughter of the diner’s owner. From what her uniform revealed, not the most practical girl, unless fishing for hefty tips was her main aim in the waitressing game. The more attractive the waitress, the better the tips. But no, Knox was no stranger to her…but, they’d never spoken much. He wasn’t sure how he felt about her using his name so casually.

Setting his now empty coffee cup onto the table, he drummed his fingers over the surface of the table, his eyes staring straight into Ruby’s, “My fries and a refill on my coffee is all I’ll need, thank you.”

"Coming right up!" Ruby chirped, and took hold of the empty coffee cup in her hand and walked back over to the coffee pot still brewing hot on the machine, making sure to sway her hips side to side in an almost exagerated manner as she did. By the time she had returned with his refill, the cook from the kitchen called his order ready and Ruby went to the window to go and pick it up.

She returned to his booth and set the fries down on the table in front of him, getting a good whiff of the greasy basket of cholesterol and trans fats almost making Ruby turn her head away to keep from smelling it. How anyone could eat something like this so early in the morning was beyond her. Coffee, she could understand, but a heart-attack on a platter...that one she would scratch her head over later.

His head snapped up when he caught the whiff of his cheesy fries, and he watched Ruby as she brought it on over. With it being set before him, the number of potato sticks arranged on the plate covered in the cheese (sometimes cheese sauce, sometimes melted cheese), the whole thing practically wore a halo and little wings as he stared down at it. Heavenly.

Taking the fork into his hand, Knox got two particularly good looking, cheese covered fries and brought them into his mouth. Crunchy fries and smooth cheesy goodness, the anticipation of such a breakfast was what made it earlier to rise in the morning. Even a guarded sort of man like him could enjoy a simple treat like this.

A thoughtful expression crossed her face for a moment as she looked down at him, the gears in her head obviously turning as if debating on doing or saying something, however just after a few moments, Ruby took the initiative and slid into the booth seat across from him and folded her hands together, letting them rest on the table.

"You don't work today right?" She asked, the only way she knew this of course was by routine. She had been serving Knox's 'regular' almost every day for as long as she could remember, and some days he stayed longer than others, in no rush or need to get to work on time.

Forking up some more of the cheesy fries, though carefully, Knox chewed quietly and slowed just a bit when he realised that Ruby hadn’t just turned and left. No, instead, she was seated across from him. Listening to her question, he wiped his mouth with a napkin and drank down more black coffee, before giving her his answer, “On paper, today is my day off…”

"Good." Ruby adjusted herself in her seat to make herself more comfortable. The diner was still practically empty; the morning breakfast rush wouldn't start for at least another ten minutes, so she had time. It was strange though, for as long as she could remember, Ruby had wanted to do this very thing, but something always seemed to get in the way, preventing her from doing so. Somehow, for some reason, today was different.

She took a good look at his face; he was older than her...not considerably, but enough to sit on the boarderline of the type of men she usually liked to hang out with. She couldn't count how many times she had looked at him in the past, at least once a day when he came in for his coffee and cheesy fries, but this time, when Ruby opened her mouth to speak, her words caught in her throat as she seemed to notice for the very first time...his eyes.

They had made eye contact before, countless times, but this time...this time was different. They held a sense of...knowing in them, something that struck Ruby...familiar? It was like having a word on the tip of your tongue, but instead it was more like a thought on the tip of her brain.

She quickly cleared her throat, and continued to talk, dismissing the strange...interruption in her mind.

"So, you've been coming in here every day for as long as I can remember. You order the same thing, and you get here the same time. I'm starting to think that you don't know to really live; your life is so predictable! Why don't you meet me at the Rabbit Hole later, after my shift; we can share a few drinks and I can try to chip away at that rough exterior you put up. I even bet that I can get you to smile by the time the night's through."

At that, Knox just gave her the blanket look, before continuing on to quietly eat his fries and drink his black coffee. This woman was easily a number of years younger than him, and yet she seemed certain that she had a better understanding of him than he himself did. Unfortunately, he wasn’t one to take the obvious bait, besides… “I already have prior arrangements for this evening.” An all-important date with hospital sign-in logs, watching surveillance cameras for any anomalies…no better way to spend the day off…

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“…Only a few drinks.”

Ruby's lipstick red lips turned up into a white smile. She would have called him out on having 'prior engagements' if he hadn't accepted, but his 'few drinks' rule kept her from doing so. The front door of the diner opened, and by instinct Ruby looked up to see who it was and noticed the newly familiar face of the stranger who had rolled into town just a few hours ago.

Henry stepped through the door, his face expressing a curious interest. A pair of Walkman headphones over his ears. He reached into the folds of his coat, pushing what could only be assumed as the 'stop' button on his tape player before removing the headphones.

He took in the atmosphere of the restaurant: it had a cozy, almost retro feel to it. The floors were a simple tile and the walls decorated with obscure images and scenes, giving the building a feel of mystery to it.

He took his coat off, hanging it on the rack just next to the front door, wearing a simple dark gray Henley shirt underneath.

He gave a simple nod of greeting and a smile to Ruby who was making conversation (most likely flirting) with a rather melancholy-looking man who was eating...a mess of cheese and french fries on a plate.

Henry raised his eyebrows but said nothing, instead stepping up to the counter, where he took a seat. He began whistling to himself, tapping his fingers on the counter surface in a slight beat; his behavior peculiar, but not abnormal.

Ruby looked back to Knox and nodded, sealing the 'date' she had set up with him and non-verbally excused herself, getting out of the booth and headed to Henry. She walked behind the counter and folded her arms, resting them on the bar inbetween herself and the new visitor and bending at the waist slightly, just enough so that her half t-shirt was dropping down, giving a clear view of her chest.

"I wondered when you'd find this place." Ruby said to him with a smile. "Anything specific I can do for you Henry? Pancakes? Crepes?"

Henry let his eyes dart down for a split second when Ruby bent over, but otherwise didn't react except for the smile that seemed plastered onto his face. "I think I'll just have some eggs and bacon with toast, please. Coke to drink." He ordered, his fingers still rapping against the countertop as he spoke.

"Coming up handsome." Ruby nodded and got up off of the bar to relay the order to the cook while getting an empty glass to fill with the soda. Ruby had to wrinkle her nose again as the filled the cup; just like cheesy fries, who could drink soda this early in the morning? She returned to the bar and set the soda down in front of him, her smile returning.

"Should be about ten minutes on those eggs." She informed him. "So, how are you liking Storybrooke so far?"

"Oh, it's a nice little town so far. People are a bit aloof, but-" he leaned in a bit, "I've always been a charmer." He finished with a smirk, quite confident in his ability to make friends.

Ruby gave a sideways smile and raised her eyebrow, as if to say 'really now?'

"Town seems a bit off the grid, though. It was only by chance I managed to find it." He added in a more conversational tone.

Ruby just shrugged. Storybrooke had always been that way; it was a little town, and little towns were hard to find, right?

"Hey..." She said leaning over the bar again to get closer to him. "Knox and I are headed down to the Rabbit Hole after my shift later for a couple drinks." She said, vaguely gesturing towards Knox since Henry couldn't possibly know who he was just yet. "You should join us, get to know some of us 'aloof' folk."

Henry's eyes leered over to the melancholy man with the heart-attack-on-a-plate, adding the name 'Knox' to memory. 'I'll have to find out who he is later...' He thought to himself before speaking again.

"Oh, that sounds lovely. You know where I live." He responded with a wink.

"Even if I didn't, I could follow that good smelling cologne of yours anywhere." Ruby replied with a wink back and then once again pushed herself off of the bar to go to the register where she printed up Knox's ticket for his cheesy fries and coffee.

Vampiric Masters

I'll post if you need me to.

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Major Ursa said
Honestly...when I see LovelyAnastasia's big dick posts, I feel highly inadequate with my dinky ferret one...

...that being said, this isn't a penis size contest.

Yes people, I responded to my own post, lets move on.

Once Upon a Time...

I haven't watched a single episode, only a clip or two that has been shown to me, here or there...

Lol, Night thinks himself to have been a difficult foster child delinquent type in the past...truth is, all the character's childhoods are BS.

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Honestly...when I see LovelyAnastasia's big dick posts, I feel highly inadequate with my dinky ferret one...
-.- <( </3 )
But her choice of music is always great!
owo <( <3 )

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I'm nomming on two boiled eggs, watching some guy dissect an annoying FEMINIST AGENDA rant...what you guise doin'?