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  • Old Guild Username: Major Ursa
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Major Ursa 12 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.

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Sam12435 said
I... I don't know how i am meant to react to something like this... I think i would have to be scared. Also i think i should pretty be dead. I'm amazed i am still alive.


You are, but I'm still licking you.
P:

cedric of trall said
So um what did I just walk in on guys?


Not much, just 0.3 Cuils.

I'll post for Miri, in time...

Azathoth said
Lol. that fly is sad.


I made it's part 50% more dramatic, after your post...I feel like it should become an NPC/pet.

Sam12435 said
I don't know why but for some reason i would feel slightly uncomfortable having my liver licked. Only slightly though.


I could lick your kidney and/or bladder...but then you'd piss yourself after quivering in delight...WTF?!
What I meant to say was...how about I nibble of the top layer of your skin right off your fingers, one by one...then...then, I'll lap up the resulting plasma?
P; <(oooo, bby~!)

Vocalia said
... Berzie, Major Ursa, Azathoth, for some reason, your last posts gave me a strong feeling of Deja Vu. For real.


Really? That's strange. I like to keep it fresh and original, most days.
I was about to stick my tongue in so deeply, I would be licking Sam12435's liver...
P; <(Mmmm...oooo, bby, sexy liver~!)

Also, Andrej gives his first gifts at school...yeah, he's all about them traditions, cheesy or not.
Andrej (Featuring Furioskein and Pamela)

Surveying the room, curiously, acknowledging his fellows to a nod and a smile...Andrej was glad to see a familiar face, and he continued to stand in front of the clubs supervisor, "Good Morning, Ms. Attenburg..." Greeting her, he also nodded towards the blonde standing beside her. Quickly taking his pack in his hand, he pulled out an apple...as well as a large, mutant fly in a cage (both of which he procured from the cafeteria, from when he wander the hallways early in the morning). Letting his back sag to the floor, he held both food products out to his supervisor with a smile, "As per a common tradition I have learned through a short study session, I have brought an apple as a symbol of the knowledge my teacher shall impart onto me...and, I hear from the 'lunch lady' that spider hybrids prefer a nice and fresh, juicy fly. I thought it would be proper to bring a consumable gift as thanks, since you'll be taking care of me from now on."

The fly in the cage shook it's fist at Pamela, and cursed her, "Destroy~! DESTROY!" It said in it's tiny voice...before falling over and flailing wildly, seemingly convulsing in fear, as it's life up until now passed before it's very eyes.

Thinking for a moment as he heard this, Andrej almost wanted to slap himself in the face for forgetting! Setting the small cage down carefully, he reached into his pocket and pulled out an embroidered cloth handkerchief...breathing onto the apple tentatively, he used the embroidered cloth to carefully, gently, hand polish the apple...before presenting it to the spider hybrid with an outstretch arm, "Here you go...I admit, I almost forgot to polish it, and nothing other than a 'freshly polished apple' should do for a teacher!"

Miri (Featuring Ahmose, Gwendy and Isaac)

Seemingly reenergised by the sexual energy coming off the incubus, she stood up much more erect, before leaning over to him...her interestingly sized sports bra clad breast pushed up against his own chest. Her eyes were smouldering and seductive, and her own tail reached over and stroked this guy's leg slowly, as she answered his beckoning, "I wasn't alone at night, fantasizing about you, handsome...I can make you fly, and you wouldn't even be leaving a centimetre off the ground, or a bed..." Her voice was deep and seductive, and completely unlike her usual one..."But, we have a meeting right now. Sooo...be a big boy, and I know you're a big boy, and keep your hands to yourself till after the initial meeting..." Score one for self control, for now...running out of energy, Miri almost sagged to a heap on the ground, but caught herself...and was helped out by Gwendy.
Sam12435 said
Great! Now i have no heart! Am I a zombie now?


P: <(*licks the hole on Sam12435's chest*)
Nope, just heartless...?
Sam12435 said
I thought i was going to be eaten 0_0


DON'T RUSH ME!
*...sets out plates and silverware, napkin...spends sometime to set out the maple syrup and sing the national anthem...*
:B <(*noms on heart and soul*)
I guess I'll post in a few, then...
I usually wait two posts before posting again...but for an RP like this that is actually pretty active, I feel like I should wait three...unless you'd prefer that I post now and every two posts...
>.>
*ducks under a different table at the loud noise*
:0 <( ! ! ! )
Nope, I did imply that there was an NPC witch in the club in a previous post, but that's just about it.
Andrej entered into the Theater club's room in my post...he was bidding everybody a good morning quite enthusiastically...

Also, not entirely sure what to post for Miri yet...should she respond with her own suggestive commentary, or would Gwendy have restrained her by then?
>.<

Sam12435 said
*jumps on the bed* You will not get me! (>_<)


*swipes the leg off of the bed, and hops onto a vulnerable Sam12435's lap*
:3 <( Devour the flesh of the fallen~! <3 )
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