Spaghetti, the one thing Dodo don't put drugs in.
Dodo: :0 <( ? ! ) *runs over to Charlize and alternates between poking her left shoulder and her right, making cheesy robot noises* "Beep beep, boop boop, beep beep..."
Charlize: >:0 <( . . . ? ! ) "H-how does he know I'm a cyborg?!"
Now to come up with an intropost.
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Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.
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Hey, you at least know they don't trust no authority figures...they aren't going to just blindly obey sketchy as hell requests from ___ headmaster.
Dodo is a machine elf, he knows the ins and outs of intoxication...just, don't pass out around him. Just don't.
Unless you want your own Hangover movie.
Unless you want your own Hangover movie.
Smoke a bowl and ride into town on an imaginary dragon, slay bitches and save monsters...
But like I previously mentioned, if he likes you, he will sneak into your bed and cuddle with you when you are sleeping, bewbs or no bewbs...
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Wonder why he was charged with harassment yet?
But like I previously mentioned, if he likes you, he will sneak into your bed and cuddle with you when you are sleeping, bewbs or no bewbs...
>.>
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Wonder why he was charged with harassment yet?
Dodo is a man child at heart, before trickster and way before villain.
:3
The machine elf will sneak in your bed, and he will cuddle with you...!
:3
The machine elf will sneak in your bed, and he will cuddle with you...!
Sapphire said
Kael: intimidating a sun god with fire. Best. Plan. Ever.
You could prolly intimidate Meliton, he's eating an icecream.
Title: High Emperor of the Machine Elves Name: Dodo
Abilities: Intangibility, Shapeshifting, Psychokinesis (All, majored in Technokinesis/Technopathy in the University of Machine Elves, minored in Mind/Memory Manipulation), and the ability to make the most badass spaghetti you’ve ever tasted.
Letters of Recommendation:
(1) Oh, what a strange thing a machine elf is…what a strange thing a tulpa is! What was originally a hallucination brought on by drugs, with the aid of one’s own psychic powers and magical energies, a great machine elf tulpa would be manifested into the world. Dodo is one of many, the leader of many, and the only of many to reveal themselves to the humans from which they have been spawned. Oh, what a joyous occasion that such a being would insist upon being brought into your staff to aid in the moulding of young min—
(The rest of the letter of recommendation is stained in a red substance. Signed on the bottom in different pen and handwriting...)
Professor Fairweather
(2) If he is indeed as elven as he appears, he is in all likelihood a much better teacher than any of the human staff you already have on.
Lady Highelf Halena (Racist Elf B!tc#) Gales
Photo:
Criminal Report:
Public Intoxication, Public Indecency, Harassment, Breaking and Entering All past charges have been dropped, he is 'clean'.
Abilities: Intangibility, Shapeshifting, Psychokinesis (All, majored in Technokinesis/Technopathy in the University of Machine Elves, minored in Mind/Memory Manipulation), and the ability to make the most badass spaghetti you’ve ever tasted.
Letters of Recommendation:
(1) Oh, what a strange thing a machine elf is…what a strange thing a tulpa is! What was originally a hallucination brought on by drugs, with the aid of one’s own psychic powers and magical energies, a great machine elf tulpa would be manifested into the world. Dodo is one of many, the leader of many, and the only of many to reveal themselves to the humans from which they have been spawned. Oh, what a joyous occasion that such a being would insist upon being brought into your staff to aid in the moulding of young min—
(The rest of the letter of recommendation is stained in a red substance. Signed on the bottom in different pen and handwriting...)
Professor Fairweather
(2) If he is indeed as elven as he appears, he is in all likelihood a much better teacher than any of the human staff you already have on.
Lady Highelf Halena (Racist Elf B!tc#) Gales
Photo:
Criminal Report:
Public Intoxication, Public Indecency, Harassment, Breaking and Entering All past charges have been dropped, he is 'clean'.
Not Meliton!
Eyes darting carefully over at the newcomers piling in, keeping himself as composed as possible, Meliton gathered along with everyone else. Would...would it be inappropriate to eat during the first day meet and greet? Something told him 'nope', as a mechanical butterfly fluttered around the other student's person.
So, holding out a hand, a bowl of mango sorbet ice cream was conjured seemingly out of thin air. With his other hand, a silver spoon was summoned forth, and lifting it to the bowl Meliton scooped out a portion and brought it to his mouth. Nomming that yummy, cold ice cream, the sweetness god waited for whatever was supposed to happen next.
So, holding out a hand, a bowl of mango sorbet ice cream was conjured seemingly out of thin air. With his other hand, a silver spoon was summoned forth, and lifting it to the bowl Meliton scooped out a portion and brought it to his mouth. Nomming that yummy, cold ice cream, the sweetness god waited for whatever was supposed to happen next.
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