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- Old Guild Username: Major Ursa
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Wow, it’s been so long...
10 yrs ago
Wifi was down, what'I miss?
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10 yrs ago
:D *trying exponentially harder not too be dead*
10 yrs ago
Still alive, kind of. The wifi hasn't been great to where I wanted it. Either this laptop is connecting and I make my posts tomorrow, or I'm going to the library to make some RP posts.
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10 yrs ago
Again, sorry if I've been running slow...a whole other, months long RP was just shut down, nd that was kind of depressing.
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Trolololololollol...
Eh, I'll introduce a second character once this RP starts picking up...it's slowed down a bit.
I want to be popular~! I'll be dead too, then, so I can fit into the cool crowd!
So in essence, I am a ferret.
I was debating whether or not to bring in Dodo's brother as an actual full character, or to keep him side/mention only.
So in essence, I am a ferret.
I was debating whether or not to bring in Dodo's brother as an actual full character, or to keep him side/mention only.
Hello~?! Anybody still alive...?
The machine elf’s eyes flashed a brighter red as he grinned, reading a portion of the man’s mind, being tickled by the thoughts… even as the man cut through the catfish, plate, table combo, “I didn't kill my brother, Al...I did exile him after beating the psychokinetic power out of him, gaining that throne...!”
Sitting, bored, in his classroom again, Dodo debated on what he should do while waiting for his actual class to start. Build a house of cards? Dropping two stacks of cards out of thin air, they swirled about the room, finally forming the Eiffel tower out of cards. Staring at them dully, already done, that certainly was not a house! With a wave of his hand, the cards flew about and reformed into a mini great wall of china cutting his classroom in half…huh. Staring down at where he initially brought the two decks of cards out, then at his great wall…didn't seem like the number of cards matched the mass of the wall created.
With another bored, absent wave of his hand, the cards reformed into the shape of a voluptuous woman. Clenching his fist, and shaking it, the card woman shock and rattled strangely…before a black haired woman wearing a white, black, and red dress burst out in a flurry of ink and paper. Standing up with good posture, the woman curtsied, “My emperor.”
Getting up from his chair and walking around to the woman in the center of the room, Dodo let out a frustrated sigh before pitching his face forward into the woman’s ample cleavage. The woman just stood with a hand on her hip, running another through her hair, looking more peeved than uncomfortable…before Dodo eventually lifted his face, holding a finger up, “I just need to bring two more people in, and then we can all play cards!”
The woman raised a brow, “Telepathy, my emperor...?”
“Welllll~! I can politely turn it off for a while. Now, how do I summon that hot barbarian lady from that graphic novel…? Oh, and maybe my bro wants to play a game…?”
Sitting, bored, in his classroom again, Dodo debated on what he should do while waiting for his actual class to start. Build a house of cards? Dropping two stacks of cards out of thin air, they swirled about the room, finally forming the Eiffel tower out of cards. Staring at them dully, already done, that certainly was not a house! With a wave of his hand, the cards flew about and reformed into a mini great wall of china cutting his classroom in half…huh. Staring down at where he initially brought the two decks of cards out, then at his great wall…didn't seem like the number of cards matched the mass of the wall created.
With another bored, absent wave of his hand, the cards reformed into the shape of a voluptuous woman. Clenching his fist, and shaking it, the card woman shock and rattled strangely…before a black haired woman wearing a white, black, and red dress burst out in a flurry of ink and paper. Standing up with good posture, the woman curtsied, “My emperor.”
Getting up from his chair and walking around to the woman in the center of the room, Dodo let out a frustrated sigh before pitching his face forward into the woman’s ample cleavage. The woman just stood with a hand on her hip, running another through her hair, looking more peeved than uncomfortable…before Dodo eventually lifted his face, holding a finger up, “I just need to bring two more people in, and then we can all play cards!”
The woman raised a brow, “Telepathy, my emperor...?”
“Welllll~! I can politely turn it off for a while. Now, how do I summon that hot barbarian lady from that graphic novel…? Oh, and maybe my bro wants to play a game…?”
I can post more 'Dodo doing his own thing' shizzle...
RoflsMazoy said
:OWe're at 200 IC posts nowLet's party
*strips off shirt and dances gangnam style*
Dandanken said
Also can I make Yakumo teleport himself on top of Synn's head?
The genderbent Dodo will also be there, wearing a chainsaw and wielding a bikini...yes, you read that right.
If it's a trip for the rest of the day, Dodo don't have to worry about teacher-ing...
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Laying on his back under the table, Dodo grinned up at the other teacher just as the bell rung out, paying no mind as his bright red eyed growing brightly. The sticky red liquid started to flow off of his body and the floor, collecting into a fluid orb hanging a few inches over his mouth...and after a moment of consideration of what he craved, compressed into a small single piece of hard candy, dropping into his mouth before his fit of giggles as he rolled the fruit punch candy around in his mouth.
Reaching a now pristine hand up at the other for a handshake, Dodo battled his eyelashes and gave his a saucy pout, "Oh, Al~! You already know I got your name, but all the same..." Waving his hand in a circle, and whatever was on the man's plate was replaced by a live, firebreathing catfish, "My title is grand and mighty emperor of the machine elves, but you may call me by my complex name, Dodo!"
Reaching a now pristine hand up at the other for a handshake, Dodo battled his eyelashes and gave his a saucy pout, "Oh, Al~! You already know I got your name, but all the same..." Waving his hand in a circle, and whatever was on the man's plate was replaced by a live, firebreathing catfish, "My title is grand and mighty emperor of the machine elves, but you may call me by my complex name, Dodo!"
With Dodo swimming in your bowl of punch, anybody who drinks from it now will get so f'ed up...
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