Major Ursa

Return of Powers

'Kay.
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Where's the ketchup?

Myth Academy (PG-13)

I had two packs of red bull in the span of 12 hours once...no sleep was had, and paranoia ran deep...

Crossroads of Astas [High Fantasy]

And by hour or two, I mean around a day or so...I have to study for a test, and I'd also like to wait for everyone's intropost.

Myth Academy (PG-13)

*wiggle wiggles on over to sleep on Spawnling's feet*
:3 <( <3 )

Crossroads of Astas [High Fantasy]

Lucius Cypher said
His stupidly is the only mercy he will ever be graced with. Death is a mere stage of evolution for Vera. Do you know why? No, you don't. He is, after all, "Too dumb to know". So I will explain.Vera is a tainted soul. And when her spirit finds its destination, she will topple the master of that dark place. From her black throne, she will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by her hatred for you, this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming — as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above you, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As she slip through the widening maw in her new form, you will catch only a glimpse of her radiance before you are incinerated, freed of the suffer of the past to face a new torture unkown. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down her face from the sorrow of the lost, her dark work will begin. She will open one of my six mouths, and will sing the song that ends the earth.

...'kay, now I know you're sorely tempting me on purpose...!
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...I'll have a post up in an hour or two...
Expect the bird $#!t.

Crossroads of Astas [High Fantasy]

Lucius Cypher said
Ah, but that's where the suffering merely begins. To know that for all your powers, your true form is not naught but a mangled mess, forever forced to put on a guise to hide your trueself... If you are even capable of hiding. Vera would ensure that the truth, no matter how horrific, remains in the light for all to see. For all to watch with disgust and hatred for things that you had brought upon yourself. It is not merely the pain of suffering that she will bring; it is the despair.

Skender is too dumb to know what despair taste like, even if you're shoving it down his throat. The only problem he'd have with all this would be the fact that your character isn't human, and would prolly just stick a blade through helm into eyesocket and be done with it...you know, like how ya do.

In other new, that looks fresh and tasty...the despair, that is...

<.<

Crossroads of Astas [High Fantasy]

Lucius Cypher said
Long shall be your suffering. Joyous be your pain. first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose... The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right... Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why: so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish; every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, 'Dear God! What is that thing?' will echo in your perfect ears. I WILL leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.

It's all good...Skender can spend another 50+ years regrowing what he's lost, if he doesn't either escape by utilising shape shifting, or kill your character in an epic fight that would prolly leave him maimed...

>.>

chukklehed said
Grace? she doesn't belong to any house, because she's not a Velkian citizen. She was offered a job as a temporary guard because of her display of skill and the fact that she has nowhere else to go. I guess she's technically in service to House Skath, but she's not part of them.

Skender is serving house Vintair, following Salam Vintair around like a lost puppy...and sometimes as a lost puppy, not that anybody would catch on...

chukklehed said
he picked up the goat while following someone. don't accuse us of not paying attention, hypocrite! *Points finger accusingly*

Was following...but he was shooed off 'cause private conversation...so he went to play with goats, you know, like how ya do.

Lucius Cypher said
Luka? I forgot who she was. Either way, Vera doesn't even notice the eagle, just the goat. Not to say that her wrath won't be enacted anyways...

Wow...forget my first submitted character, will you...

Crossroads of Astas [High Fantasy]

Nope, though Skender could prolly just poop on you're character's head.
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Crossroads of Astas [High Fantasy]

Don't mess Skender's fun, awww...! Goats are great climbers!
D:<

Return of Powers

facelessrecon said
xD and have you not played X or Y?

Don't get me wrong...I try to play the new games...but the new Pokémon get me angry,I end up flipping tables in coffee and $#!tty Pokémon induced roid-rage like fury.
All in all, I give the new Pokémon games a B-, could have pissed me off more...!