Major Ursa

Crossroads of Astas [High Fantasy]

Restarted, with what I believe is the weakest of the starters. D'Anjou is a naive Chikorita who likes to tackle my knees...well, time to invest time, feels, and etc...hopefully I won't get owned like last time.

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*nuzzle's athanshadow's lap...skin of face come off onto lap...*
X3 <( <3 <3 <3 )
*in dire need of a revive, resurrection spell, or a pheonix down*

Stuck in a Dating Sim...again? (Interest Check)

The Stuck in a Dating Sim OoC.

A reboot-ish of the old guild's RP, 'stuck in a dating sim'? The premise is that there are real world characters, dating sim fans/gamers, who gets stuck in the latest dating sim. They either find a way out of the dating sim, find their place in this new world, or...? Perhaps they'll fall in love with a love interest of this universe, or create rivals...

For this reboot, there will be only one heroine character and only one hero character...aka, two 'real world' characters, one male and one female. The rest of the character cast can be an unlimited number of love interests from the dating sim universe. First come, first serve from the 'real world' characters. Plot/setting of the actual dating sim universe to be decided, but I have a few ideas...

Opinions? Questions? Suggestions? Interested? Post.

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:3 <( <3 )
*rest's head on Athanshadow's lap...where the nose falls off, onto..."

"Why does my back ache?" Body Horror Interest Check?

There will be chat posts...

Example

CoolDude1337: Back from the doctor's...
SamanthaRavenhollow: So...?
CoolDude1337: Doc thought it might have been sum sort of contagious disease, but the symptoms seemed completely different from the other pplz...?
SamanthaRavenhollow: Oh, okay...
CoolDude1337: blahblahblahblah, etc. etc. etc.
SamanthaRavenhollow: *insert more interaction*

...but there should still be the standard, minimum paragraph as well.

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*climbs through window, snatches up kids, a wife and a husband...*
Husband: I: <( . . . ) "So...what? Are you going to rape us?" I:<
Wife: D: <( ! ! ! ) "Rape us?!"
Me: "What? Oh, no no no no! I just need somebody to do my tax return, since my mother is vacationing back in the Philippines. Of course, I'm not paying you, this is how this thing works..."

:3 <( <3 )
*presses cold, wet, corpse nose to the side of Athanshadow's feet*

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*flies in the air while holding a bristle board piece with a troll face drawn on it*

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*throws an empty water bottle onto the ground...before bursting into tears, picking it back up, and putting it into a recycling bin*

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*reads creepy pasta to first graders*

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*runs out into the middle of a park, rips off clothes to reveal bunny suit, starts twerking*

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*gets married to multiple guys

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*breaks into a construction site, rips clothes off, jumps and swings on a wrecking ball*

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"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*starts thinking about the likeable parts of the Twilight series...before shooting self*

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(Twelve hours, actually...)
"'For the next twelve hours, all crime is legal.'"
*rolls into crawlspace*
"Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope."

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DX <( </3 )
*corpse skitters into a full wine casket*
(That isn't your policy during the Purge...
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