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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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John sighed as he found his personal tour of the school to be fairly lack luster, most of the doors were locked, and those that weren't clearly showed signs of a teacher being in the room, which meant that there would be no snagging of any computer parts or tools that the goblin boy thought no one would miss. So far his new school year was shaping up to be very droll, especially as John once more passed by a small cluster of random students who had chosen to stand about idly rather than go to the meeting. John's somewhat sensitive ears picked up on their conversation; music, social gatherings, gossip, the usual teenage conversation pieces, meaning nothing of interest to him. "How droll. This is the highschool experience pops wanted for me? The old man must have a screw loose or somethin'." John said with another hefty sigh.
John tapped his foot impatiently as he awaited the arrival of the rest of the students so that the meeting might commence, "Tch, what a pain in the ass. One of the humans is probably getting chewed on or somethin'." he said before reaching into his pocket and shutting off his iPod. The goblin boy slipped back out of the door, figuring that now would be as good as any other opportunity to explore the school a bit. John walked slowly through the halls with his hands shoved in his jacket pockets, his bright blue eyes flitting around the halls for anything that would provide entertainment, no matter how marginal it might be. As he continued walking, John couldn't help but wonder aloud if there was a wood shop class, maintenance room, or anything else of that might give him access to building equipment.
FireHeartWolf said
Ashlyn and John??


I'm down for whomever really, if thats who you want me paired up with, then ok.
Having slipped into the building when no one was paying any particular attention, John leaned on the wall outside of the room where the meeting was being held, twirling a wrench slowly between his fingers as he bobbed his head in time with the music blaring from the headphones around his neck, "So...they're lettin' humans into a school of monsters eh? Well that doesn't scream blood bath. No not at all..." he said to himself sarcastically. The goblin boy balanced the wrench on his index finger and looked around with boredom at the students that idled around the meeting area and sighed. "None of em' seem particularly appealin' to have as a roommate. Ah well, guess i'll just have to grin and bear it since pops said so." he said once more to himself before tucking the wrench between his belt and pants and slipping into the room.
Cool, just making sure.
A quick question before I make my first post, do the supernaturals already have their own rooms prior to the human introduction?
Anyone mind if I join in the fun?

Name: John Campbell
Age: 16
Species: Human-Goblin hybrid (obviously takes after his human mother)

Appearance: Right here (sorry about the link but for some god forsaken reason I can't post pics on my laptop)
Outfit: Same as the pick with the addition of a pair of tan boots

Personality: John tends to be a rather blunt and somewhat pessimistic guy who's usually the first to point out what could go wrong in any given situation. He doesn't do this intentionally, rather he does it because he prefers to be logical rather than idealistic. Aside from this he's fairly mild mannered..

Bio: "What do ya wanna know? My ma was a human and my pop a goblin, thanks to my father's genes I was born really smart, like really smart. You know what it's like to be in the first grade with a sixth grade IQ? I do, its boring as all hell, sad thing is I wasn't allowed to skip a few grades since pop wanted me to have the same experiences that the human kids did. Speaking of the human kids, turns out they don't take too kindly to being shown up constantly, so I had to dumb myself down in class or get jumped after school. Middle school was pretty much the same way, so I guess you could say it was a god-send that my folks found Vienna Academy after I finished middle school, a place where people would be a bit more understanding of my inherited talents. I've been attending this place for two years now."
Abilities: Above average intelligence (on par with that of a four year college graduate), natural affinity for machines and vehicles, marginally more agile than humans

What they think of humans joining the school: He's half convinced that at least one of them is going to be eaten by a supernatural, however aside from that he doesn't mind them being there.
In Gladiators 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Gunnar grinned widely at Kynigos as he finally gathered that she was a fellow gladiator, "In all of my years here i've not been met with defeat either, though I still hold out hope that there is one here than may finally kill me. Who knows, we may yet face each other in the arena one day." the nordic barbarian said before leaning over and lightly tapping Geir on the side. The boar grunted and snuffled through its now empty bag of treats, then rose to follow its owner, "If you truly have yet to be met with defeat then I look forward to facing you on the battle field, i'm sure it would be a grand day. Until then though, I could do with some ale, tend to yourself young warrior." he said before tapping his thigh to signal Geir to follow him and walking off.
In Gladiators 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Gunnar let out a hearty chuckle at Kynigos' words, "You'd be surprised what such tools can do woman, just watch.". As the gladiators encricled one another, the thracian lunged out with his sword, only to be forced back by the samnite who thrusted his weapon at the thracian. The thracian blocked with his shield, but was too naive to jump back as the samnite reared back the net and lashed out at the thracian's legs. Gunnar looked on with a smile as the net became tangled around the warrior's legs, sending him to the ground, "And now you'll see why that triton is much better than a short sword like a gladius.", the samnite circled around the thracian like a shark, making mock lunges with his weapon, forcing the thracian to choose between trying to free his legs, or lashing out with his much shorter weapon to defend himself. The samnite backed off, prompting the thracian to raise his weapon to cut free his legs, however he would never get the chance as the samnite slid his hand back on the pole of the weapon and thrust it into the thracian's back, puncturing lungs, tearing flesh,and smashing bones as its prongs punched through the man's torso. "You see now? Unless the thracian could get close to the samnite, his shorter ranged weapon would be useless, the samnite's goal meanwhile is to ensure that his opponent cannot reach that zone where his longer weapon would be useless, so the triton and net make an excellent combination to force back and ensnare his opponent before they can get in close." Gunnar explained to Kynigos before rising from his seat, "YOU FOUGHT WELL GLADIATORS! I SHALL DRINK IN HONOR OF THE FALLEN, MAY HIS JOURNEY TO VALHALLA BE SWIFT!" he shouted alongside the bloody cheers of the crowd.
In Gladiators 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Gunnar shifted his massive bulk slightly as he felt someone sit down in the seat next to him, eliciting another grunt from Geir, though the boar quickly resumed its meal without any further complaint. The barbarian rose from his seat and bellowed loudly as two new warriors entered the arena, one a samnite wielding a triton like weapon and a net, and the other a thracian wielding a gladius and shield , "MAKE YOUR ANCESTORS PROUD! DIE WITH HONOR AND BE MET WITH GLORY IN VALHALLA!!!" Gunnar roared before sitting back down to enjoy the show.
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