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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Mind if I join in as a Wendigo? I've never really had much occasion to rp as one, and this provides the perfect chance.

Race name: Wendigo
Short blurb about them: An ancient race primarily rooted in native american folklore, there are many myths as to how they've come into this world. Some say a person becomes a wendigo after consuming the flesh of a human being, others state the transformation occurs after a ritual, while other groups claim that a bite from a wendigo inflicts a curse that transforms the victim. While the true origin of the species remains a mystery, the fact of the matter is that they are very much a real thing, and they do prey upon human beings.
Life spans vary between individuals, however 300 is considered extremely old
This species boasts a rather unique ability: They are able to maintain a youthful appearance (between the 16-30 year age bracket) by almost exclusively consuming people within the aforementioned bracket
Over all this species could be considered "neutral-evil" as their main goal is simply to survive, even if it means murder. That being said, they will not simply go on mass killing sprees, rather they prefer to snatch people that would not be missed by society, such as the homeless or drug dealers.
Why they fit in this category: They originally started out as folk lore told amongst native american tribes, pop culture and the explosion of the technological industry has made them more popular due to alleged sighting videos and stories posted on the web.
Do they (as a whole) wish to reveal themselves: Not at all. The last thing they'd want is their food (read: humans) to know that they aren't at the top of the food chain.
(edited my post accordingly spriggs)

Dimitri rolled his eyes a bit and snorted, "You might as well give up Krista. You've got a better chance of being struck by lightning than getting Alice to go along with whatever you have planned." the Demo-man said before turning back and bidding farewell to Alice. Dimitri lingered for a bit, something in his weed addled mind told him that he should still probably see to trying to pay her back for using up her drugs and tying her up earlier, however the part of him that was still rational told him that for the time being he should leave her be, lest he end up walking with a limp for the rest of the week, 'Maybe later...' he mused. Dimitri spun on his heel and pointed forward, "On that note, lets go get shit faced before I come down from my high and realize the nightmarish financial pit that i'm about to dig myself into.".

Dimitri proceded to shuffle forward while rooting around in one of his pockets before fishing out a beaded chain from his pocket and slipping it around his neck. He couldn't help but feel more at ease as the clinking of the two worn dog tags on the chain began to fill his ears. If the mind-fuck was going to give him a trip down memory lane, he might as well add something to give it the full effect.
Dimitri hadn't gotten very far, he'd stayed on long enough to strip away his vest, jacket, sidearm, and holster and deposit them somewhere secure, leaving him in nothing but a black tank top, cargo pants -with his knife still hanging on his belt just in case-, and his combat boots. He'd covered a total of two meters as Alice strode up to him and expressed her displeasure about her drugs, "What, me buyin' drinks isn't repayment enough?" Dimitri asked with a somewhat deadpan expression. The Demo-man let out a small sigh and stepped back a bit, figuring that Alice's answer would've likely either been a resounding 'no', another physical assault, or a combination of both, "Look, tell you what niƱa, if you're still able to remember anything past tonight after we're done at the bar and you still want some hash, i'll buy you some. But no more mind-fuck.". For the briefest of moments Dimitri could have sworn he'd felt a hole being burned into his wallet, however Krista jumped in just in time to lift his spirits and make him snicker a bit with the prospect of everyone getting drunk off their asses and doing things that would make everyone -with the exception of Krista- likely regret the morning after. "Jeez Krista, first you try to screw Alice in front of everyone on the boat and now you're encouraging a drunken orgy? You certainly don't fuck around, do you?" The demo-man inquired with a leer, happy to once again enjoy the company of someone who could be as amoral and hedonistic as he was. Throw in Alice's abrasiveness and Leon's attitude and it was almost like being back with his old squad before he was discharged. It was almost like he was back home.
Dat wait mehn....
In Comatose 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
John couldn't help but chuckle a bit as Storm backed away from him and increased the distance by flying up further. He eyed the girl and for an instant his pupils contracted into needle thin slits, much like that of a predator focusing on something it intended to strike. John blinked, and his eyes returned to normal, "No need to worry, I don't bite." he said, an ironic statement if there ever was one if one of the corpses in the room he was in was any indicator. Speaking of said room, John's memory was slowly starting to fill in, bridging a few gaps in his mind such as his name -which according to his most recent memory had been repetitively screeched by one of the doctors that he'd murdered during the frenzy preceding his black out-. Sadly John couldn't figure out why he was behaving as he was, however it felt natural, so there was nothing for him to be concerned about. 'At least now I have a name to give to these people' John mused before slowly turning back to the others, "I'm John by the way. Listen, I hate to cut things short, but it feels like I haven't had a drink in days. If we're moving together could we perhaps see to getting some water or something in the near future?" he inquired to the group.
In Comatose 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Grey said
....hahaha....no. *cries because school for another month*


Sorry to hear that man.
I can't help it but...
>That feel when I just graduated high school and am already ahead in college thanks to a program that allowed me to spend half of my school days in college
Added the important thing, now I'm off to find a picture

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Eh...on second thought I might have to drop this one. Part if it being that I can't find a pic that I like enough to ignore the other issue, and the other issue itself is that I sort view using an actual picture of some random person without their consent to be somewhat wrong.
Ah hell, i'll bite. No pun intended...

(Appearance): Right here
Full Name: Jacque Lucius Evergreen
Age:(17-18): 18
Element: (For Moroi only) N/A
Gender: Male
Personality: He tends to act reserved around his superiors (i.e. elder Dhampirs and of course Moroi), when with the particular Moroi he is designated to protect, he'll often act a tad more like a butler, though with time his behavior will become more brotherly.
Other: Unlike most Moroi, Jacque was actually the result of several decades of selective breeding between exemplary human specimens and moroi. As a result his physical strength and agility are somewhat greater than that of a typical Dhampir. He's not strong enough to match a Strigoi, however he could definitely hold one at bay if need be. He enjoys pina coladas as well.
In Comatose 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
S'up mina, long time no see ^^. Basically everyone wakes up in their own room with mild amnesia and surrounded by bodies of scientists that they murdered.
In Comatose 12 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
John listened as the others introduced themselves, however he made no move to do so himself. The young man examined each and every member of the group thus far, and mentally tacked off whether they were prey or predators before becoming fixated with the girl who introduced herself as Storm. John noted how her legs seemed to be somewhat deformed and for a ghost of a second smirked. John turned his back to the group and pretended to look around as he forced himself to don a convincing look of concern that belied his more sinister intentions before turning back. "I believe we should seek a way out of this place. Though if we're to do it together, perhaps we should find an alternative means of transport for the winged one. As well as a source of nourishment" he said with a smile. The serpent hybrid walked a little closer to the group and began to encircle Storm, flickering his tongue as he did so "After all it must be truly exhausting having to fly nonstop, right? And i'm sure that more than a few of us must be hungry or thirsty." he said with sympathy. His sympathy and words were false and hollow of course, in all honesty he felt nothing for these people and merely hoped that they'd provide entertainment for him as he debated whether or not to try and kill them later on, however it was near impossible to tell that his behavior was an act.
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