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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Grey...you magnificent bastard...give me back my sides XD
Isaac came to a halt and peered up at his partner as she called up, though he flinched a bit as a ray of sunlight caught his eye. 'Awesome, found her on the first try' He thought as she descended from the tree and inquired as to what he'd saw while airborne. "Well I spent most of the time I was flying to rant, however I think I caught a glimpse of something large beneath the canopy while up there. He looked around a bit until he found caught sight of the strange thing far off in the distance, "There. That way." Isaac said as he pointed in a northwestern direction. To a normal person Isaac would likely just seem to be a fool or crazy, after all, in a large and unfamiliar forest, it appeared as though he was merely pointing in some random direction and claiming to have seen something, however to Isaac it was clear as day; large and likely cool to the touch given the blue hue it gave off.
WinterNightSky said
Oh yeah, who were you referring to when Isaac saw a girl? Was it Whitney, Jie, Alexis, or Atlanta? :)


Sorry for such a late replay, t'was for Atlanta. Also, gotcha VK, no cutting the cat. immawannakeepthepeltthough
Would you like for me to pull a quick guardian angel for you guys VK? Isaac wouldn't have to run into you to take out the jaguar, and with his eyes it has nowhere to hide~ Not to mention the fact that the thing stalking you suddenly shrieking as if it were fighting, then shrieking in agony and going silent would make one's imagination run wild with what could have possibly transpired ;)
Dimitri lowered his weapon as Petrov and Eldric arrived on the seem with a group of men. Between the Captain and Sergeant taking to him in one after another, he didn't know who to start with first, especially considering the tone that Eldric was using. Worse still, as his eyes darted to the Throne he could feel that painful tingling sensation in behind his eye as it scanned the Angel automatically, a horrible reminder that he wasn't fully human, a reminder that they could take him over at any moment. Thankfully, or rather unfortunately his thoughts and the attention of the soldiers was immediately disrupted by the sound of gunfire outside of the church gate. Isaac reached out and grabbed Capt. Petrov's shoulder to get his attention "You and your men came on a damned good day Captain. Have your boys go to my booth and open the safe, the code is 1-4-7-8-3-9. There's some special things in there that I had planned to sell you guys today. Things that dance to the tune of twenty five rounds of armor piercing goodness per magazine." He said with a look somewhere between pride and determination. Dimitri considered cracking a joke about expecting extra payment for the 'sneak peak' of his new babies, however it was neither the time, nor the place. For now, Dimitri nodded to the Captain and ran for the gate, prepared to fight, and if need be, die to protect the trading hub.
As Isaac continued to trek through the forest, all around he could hear the sounds of birds singing, crickets chirping, and things rustling in the undergrowth and bushes. While most people might tend to become paranoid at the frequent rustlings and snapping of twigs, Isaac paid no mind to it, after all, it was when the forest went dead quiet that you had to worry. Still, Isaac picked up his pace as he much preferred to find his partner before the forest had a chance to go silent. His efforts had been fruitless so far, but there was one thing he had that he knew would change that, 'Time to put these eyes to work.' he mused as he tugged up his goggles. Just as before, Isaac's eyes instantly exploded into various hues without the covering of the dark lenses. The animals that were once hidden instantly lit up as their thermal radiation betrayed their position, showing up as either warm colors for mammals and birds, and cooler colors for reptiles and insects. It wasn't very long before Isaac caught sight of a female figure up ahead, "Well that was quick. Thank you, freaky eye ability!" he said to himself before running forward, occasionally jumping over logs or hacking through bushes. It had occurred to Isaac that the person ahead might not be Atlanta, a calculated risk to be sure, but not of massive consequence to him so long as he had a partner.
Grey said
Please tell me one of us gets captured and/or tortured in cold blood.Because I want it to be Gram. I'm nice to my characters like that.


Heh, cold blood.
As Isaac soared through the air clutching his weapon as tightly as humanly possible without causing injury, he appeared to be mouthing something, however the actual sounds were masked by the rush of wind as it passed him by. Were his words capable of being heard, one would quickly discover that he was cursing everything in creation, though nothing bore the full brunt of his ire quite like Ozpin, whom was receiving the lion's share of curses as Isaac continued to unwillingly defy gravity. Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever, even a hate fueled rant to end all rants, something Isaac realized as he noticed the ground rapidly approaching. "Alright Fría, here we go baby!" He barked as he tightened the straps on his goggles and reared his arm back. Just as he was about to pass the first tree, Isaac lashed out with his weapon, shattering most of the ice coating, but miraculously slowing his ascent without much trouble as the inwardly curved serrated blades tore through the tree with a loud rasp. Once he'd reached a comfortable enough height, Isaac pulled his weapon free and rolled onto the ground bellow with a loud grunt.

"Of all the crazy ideas i've bore witness to, how the flying hell did THIS ONE end up not being illegal?!", He hissed as he rose to his feet and dusted himself off. Isaac turned to few his handiwork for a moment; the once unmarred tree now sported an eight meter long gash down its trunk, however no sap oozed out despite the deepness of the wound, rather the area inside and immediately around the mark began freeze and crack, breaking off every now and then, a clear indication of being subjected to subzero temperatures. "Atta' girl." Isaac muttered to his weapon proudly as he sheathed the blade in a fresh coat of ice, "Now then, lets find Atlanta. Once this is all said and done we need to sit down with the headmaster and have a serious chat with the headmaster about his methods." Isaac said as he delved deeper into the forest, completely unaware of what was to come.
This is gonna be fun~.
Mein post, it is edited~ However I copied the original post to save me time once they launch, t'is best not let it go to waste.
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EDIT: Yea...scratch the copy and paste thing, I had a stupid moment and copied a link my friend sent me. Down side, I gotta retype the launch, however on the upside, I know know that cassowaries sound like goddamn dinosaurs holy shit
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