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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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NOT ON MY WATCH! I tend to follow a two posts before posting again rule and didn't notice the second one after mine. You can expect a visit from your friendly neighborhood man eater shortly my young paladin friend~
Dimitri pushed forward alongside the soldiers who had returned with his weapons, a snarl tearing itself free of his throat as he fired at the machines. The young private's death would not go unaccounted for, it may not have been the time to mourn, but it was more than a good enough time to seek vengeance. He was unaware of the fact that Dr.Tabith had been on the other side of the choir with her own forces to greet them with a barrage of artillery, however he began to notice the results soon enough as the machine's attempt to flee was halted. Stranger still, it appeared as though several Angels began to turn on their own, the crystals that powered them glowed a different hue from the others. Dimitri ignored them for now, chalking it off as a malfunction, one that for the time being was beneficial to him and the humans. When the time came, he planned to put them down like all the others.
Sorry, sorry, i've been a tad busy as of late with work so I haven't been able to post in a few Rps i'm in, i'll try to get a post in sometime today.
Well, if I had to pick one, I guess Isaac sounds sort of like Chuck Huber (The voice of dragon ball Z's Android 17)
"Right, stupid question, my bad." Isaac said as he readied himself for another assault. The boy would find himself beat to the punch as Simon rushed in and scored an impressive blow on the grimm. "Well well, you're pretty damned good with that thing after all!" Isaac said to Simon as he watched the beast flail about wildly. After all, now the creature was wounded pretty badly, and Isaac had every intention to capitalize on that injury. Isaac rose his weapon, a somewhat disconcerting leer wormed its way onto his face, "My turn.". He lunged forward, charging the injured head seemingly with reckless abandon, however, once the other head rushed to meet him in an attempt to compensate for it's injury, Isaac shifted his weight to the left to avoid the teeth. The Taijitu still struck his shoulder, however this was the opening Isaac was waiting for, "You're wide open!", he hissed as he moved with the momentum. Before connecting with his weapon, Isaac activated the dust to enhance his weapon before landing a series of gouges along the creature's neck and jumping back. The King Taijitu flew into a rage once more as the pain and freezing cold of jagged ice imbedded in it's flesh hit it all at once, 'That's it big guy, wear yourself out.' Isaac mused.
Tucked away in his room, Mateiu spent his time meticulously counting and organizing his treasures as he sat cross legged on his floor. Around him there lied a vast assortment of gemstones, jewelry, or anything else that could be considered shiny and valuable. Each item placed in a pile based on size, type, shape, or simply by how much he liked a particular gem, and as each month his preference for a specific kind of gem stone or mineral changed, and as such, so did his pile. This month it was tanzanite, "Ohhh....now this is a lovely one!" Mateiu chirped as he held up a heart shaped pendant in the light of a candle on his dresser before placing it in a pile. It wasn't long before rumbling in his stomach eventually managed to pull Mateiu away from his almost ritualistic organizing, eliciting a sigh from the basilisk as he rose from the floor and dusted himself off a bit.

Mateiu may not have left the room very often, perhaps a few times a week depending on the weather, but even he had to eat at some point. Mateiu exited his room and went for the exit of the house, sparing a brief greeting with others of his kind on his way out. "Lets see, what am I in the mood for today?" He said to himself as he exited the house and flicked out his tongue, 'Hm, opossums nearby. Those'll do. Not much time before sunrise anyway.' Mateiu mused as he shamelessly stripped down and folded up his clothes, sparing a moment to place them on the stairs before taking on his basilisk form and slithering out into the streets, clinging to the shadows to avoid the attention of whatever human might be awake at this hour.
Isaac could hardly believe what had happened, one moment his partner had mentioned seeing the massive serpent, and the next she was once more airborne with the beast at her heels. Isaac raced through the forest, hoping that he wouldn't have to explain to the headmaster how his partner ended up in the belly of a grimm. As Isaac entered the ruins, he caught sight of his -thankfully alive- partner, the boy whom he'd been talking to earlier, and a few other people, though he hardly had the time to remember their faces and names given the fact that the King Taijitu didn't appear to be done quite yet. "Aw hell...here we go Fría." Isaac muttered as he pulled his goggles from his head and tossed them to the side before cracking his neck loudly and letting loose a feral battle cry at the grimm. Isaac charged forward, sliding under and imbedding his weapon in the serpent's tail as it lashed about. The Taijitu didn't take too kindly to that at all, as evidenced by the loud hissing and wild thrashing as Isaac's weapon bit deeply. Isaac was finally dislodged and swatted away, though not without leaving a nasty frozen wound on the Taijitu's tail."Ok...ow..." He muttered as he rose to his feet and wobbled a bit, "Atlanta, you alright?" he asked as he fought to get his bearings.
>"Hey guys, how's it going?"
>*fuckhuge snake crashing through the forest*
>"We brought a friend, hope you don't mind!"
>*deadpan expressions all around*
>"...I named him Mister Biscuit."

EDIT: Go ahead and try to tell me this doesn't sound like something Caboose would do. Just try it!
Ah what the heck, I'll throw my hat into the ring

Real appearance: Right here. Length wise, he reaches roughly twelve meters in length and is as thick as an average sized man's waist
Human appearance: Looky looky
Name: Mateiu (he'll readily answer to 'Mat' or 'Matty')
Kind of monster: Basilisk
Powers: Enhanced agility and strength, enhanced sense of smell, lethal venom (induces excruciating pain and full body paralysis to include the lungs and heart, he can spit this at will)
Likes: Warm places, cooking, parks and nature trails, precious gems
Dislikes: Cold weather, large cities, his hoard being touched
Hobby: It's a tie between gem hoarding and cooking.
Other: Although he's fairly sweet and well mannered in his human form, his basilisk form won't hesitate to try and eat someone if they're ill or wounded out of instinct. Assuming they survive an attack, he'll apologize profusely, and possibly give to them a piece of his treasure once he returns to normal. Rather than sleep on a bed, he sleeps on the jewels he's collected over the years.
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I'mma tryin' to get me posts up fer me arpees.EDIT: Do we run or no?


Might I suggest a mix of both? We could start off the fight and realize that this may be a bit much, then end up running into the ruins, and subsequently, the rest of our team.
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