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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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"She's joking about your folks kid, the adults ain't dead, they just disappeared." Reggie deadpanned, somewhat annoyed by Susanne's crass approach to the younger boy. The truth of the matter though, was that Reggie honestly had no clue as to what the fate of everyone over sixteen had been, however he couldn't just let Casyn go on believing his parents were dead. Reggie whistled to Susanne as she advanced on Casyn and asked about his back pack, "Oi, give the kid a break will you? I'm sure we'll find better stuff in here than on him anyway.".
"GAH! FUCKING CHRIST!" Jacque shouted as Nic slugged him in the shoulder hard enough to wrench it out of its socket. Using his free hand Jacque ripped Nic from himself and flung him onto the ground a bit harder than he intended to, "What the shit is your problem man!?" he hissed as he cradled the injured shoulder. There was a brief moment in which Jacque considered prying Nic out of the armor and beating him into the dirt, but the last thing he needed was to go into lockdown for assaulting a teammate, for now a dirty look would have to suffice. The scowl on Jacque's face only deepened as he saw what would be passing as the teams ride up ahead, as well as the paparazzi, "This day just keeps getting better..." Jacque muttered through clenched teeth as he began to walk towards the group minus Nic. Jacque would be damned if he had to carry Nic again.
"Lets just say I wasn't always exactly the little saint I am now." Reggie retorted as he peered into the house, looking for anything of immediate use. "Hey! Shouldn't you be somewhere more secure? It sure is dangerous for a brat of your age be walking on the streets alone.", Reggie's face scrunched into a mask of confusion, "Who're you talking t- oh.". Having been so absorbed in casing the house for useful items Reggie hadn't noticed the arrival of Casyn who had begun inquiring just what Susanne and Reggie were doing. Well no use lying, after all, who would this kid tell, the police? "We're appropriating a few essentials for the sake of making our lives easier until whatever's happening blows over. Or you could just say we're breaking in and stealing stuff. Whichever suits you." Reggie said bluntly.
About half a block or so away from the group, Leather Hide, having transformed back into Jacque, picked through the wreckage of the jet for anything that could be useful in helping Nic, "Jeez, this really is a mess ain't it?" Jacque called back to the still comatose alien. Truth be told, Jacque was grateful that he'd been sent away with Nic, another second longer and he would have bitten Hellhound's head off. "Welp, this is fucked. I don't know what any of this junk does." Jacque grumbled as he kicked a piece of metal only to yelp in pain due to the fact that he still lacked a pair of shoes. With a heavy sigh, Jacque scooped up Nic, placed him on his shoulder, and began to trek back to the others, wincing as he stepped on a piece of rubble every so often.
Leather hide looked up from the long since incapacitated Hellhound as a few of the team tried to tend to Nic. The gator man's blood boiled once more as he looked down at Hellhound, "Your fault." he rumbled menacingly as he released the villain from his grip and began to angle himself, taking great care to avoid touching Hart, lest he be drained of his energy. Drool began to drip from Leather hide's lower jaw as he brought his head over top of Hellhound's, "I try help Leader. But first I make Hellhound disappear...", Leather hide opened his jaws as wide as possible, saliva poured from his open mouth and onto the back of the downed Hellhound's head, pooling in his hair as Leather hide leaned further down. Leather hide had every intention of biting Hellhound's head off. And he planned to savor the moment.
Reggie took heed to Susanne's words about getting the most that they could out of his nieghbor's house, unfortunately, the other half of what she'd said became white noise when Reggie caught sight of her sliding the keys to the van into her bra, "What the f-", Reggie caught himself at the last moment and recomposed himself, jerking his head towards the house. The last thing he needed was Susanne thinking he was some block head who couldn't control his hormones, or god forbid, make a habit of calling him a pervert for the sheer joy of it. "Letsjustgetthisoverwith." Reggie squeaked in one breath as he began briskly walking up to a window adjacent to the front door, figuring the entrance would be locked. The window was rather old, and somewhat rusted, however it was unlocked, with a bit of work and a loud squeak from the window, Reggie managed to wrench it open enough for him and Susanne to slip inside to scour the house for supplies, "Ladies first.".
Apoalo said
I think i'll have Casyn wander up to the duo.


Feel free if its cool with Tarantulass. I held off on making a comment so that the others had a chance to post.
Jacque roared in fury as the flames licked at his thick scales. It may not have caused a massive injury to him as it would to someone with regular skin, but it was still plenty enough to cause pain, which as a result, caused rage. The gator man grabbed Hellhound by the back of his head and lifted him up, "Weak." he hissed contemptuously before driving the villain face first back into the concrete as hard as he could. Jacque's eyes glinted with bloodlust, he was far from done with Hellhound, a fact that he made apparent when he repeated his action once, then another, soon he was slamming Hellhound's face into the ground nonstop, completely unaware of the others around him, and the slowly spreading pool of blood where hellhound's face had impacted with the ground.
Reggie grit his teeth when the van collided with another car, though he still managed to ground out a response regarding his neighbor, "Yea...he was a real nut. It was like war was the only thing he had a true passion for." he muttered somewhat shakily as they went on down the road, the van jerking every now and then to avoid an obstacle. "Ok, you're going to make a right on BrandyWine, then another on Evergreen road.. then go down for about half a mile. Theres going to be a big brick house with a statue of a horse and an old cannon in the front yard. That's his place, you can't miss it.". Reggie mulled over the idea of sticking with Susanne in his head, she was abrasive, that much was certain, a bit on the snarky side, but she did offer him a lift, even if it was in a somewhat creepy way, so she probably wasn't all bad "I suppose we should stick together, at least for now. We could possibly alternate between my home and yours for places to stay, sound good?".
Reginald smiled thinly at Susanne and reached over to her slowly, "As a matter of fact..." his voice trailed off as he clamped down on her trapezius with two fingers and his thumb and squeezed down hard, "I'd prefer to just be called Reggie, m'kay?" Reggie inquired as he twisted his hand a bit. Reggie was never one for unnecessary violence, but even still, there were somethings a man simply couldn't let slide, in this case it was the mocking of his name by his new acquaintance. Reggie kept a firm grip for about ten seconds to let his point sink in, then released Susanna and pointed down the street at a sign, "If you aren't really interested in the finer things in life, I have, well, had, this weird neighbor who was like a serious war history buff. The guy collected everything from morning stars to trench guns. I remember going there for a christmas party with my folks, the crazy bastard was brandishing a legit trident. Said it was from Rome or something. You seem like the kind of girl interested in that sort of stuff, so if you wanna check it out, hook a left there.".
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