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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Dimitri was at a loss right now, he wasn't used to dealing with people, let alone people that were in a dejected sort of mood. The meister's eyes darted from side to side, almost as if searching for the quickest route to run away now that he'd been given the choice. He wanted to run, but something kept him rooted in his seat. He felt somewhat bad for Alissa, what's more he felt that they were sort of cut from the same cloth. Both of them lacked companionship, and even though the reasons why were different, the results were still the same.

Dimitri hesitantly reached out, a bit unsure about what he was doing. His hand hovered in the air for a few moments before he silently nodded to assure himself of what he was doing before he leaned across the table and placed his hand on Alissa's head. "I already agreed to become your partner, didn't I? Don't you think it's kinda goofy to give me the option to opt out? We're in this for the long haul.". He sat there ruffling her hair gently for a bit before sitting back in his chair, a small smile creeping in the corners of his mouth, "You won't be rid of me that easily.".
I was trying to give one of the others an opportunity to so it wasn't just you, me, and Katherin posting nonstop.
Sweet mother Mary, it took me a bit to chop that post up to keep it from being a run on paragraph. Also I kinda figured I may as well give Pulse a nice little helping of ptsd. After all, one doesn't just shrug off their arm being lopped off by a sword wielding maniac.
Dimitri resisted the urge to sigh in disappointment at Kassy's lack of shock from his movement. It was to be expected sure, but the exaggerated response from her took the wind out of his sails for all of one nanosecond before he speared a cucumber with his fork. The hero listened to his companion as he nibbled at the item half heartedly before he placed the fork down, still not all that thrilled with eating any sort of vegetable despite his awareness of the nutritional value. "Well, that's what we've got the death penalty for. Unfortunately as you said, the world is a strange place. I can wallop on thugs all day non-lethally and more will crawl out of the woodwork, which means people complain that i'm not doing all that I can, yet the moment I resort to a method I know puts fear, real fear into a crook, people complain because I don't have the law backing me. It's like the world's shittiest balancing act.".

Dimitri felt a bit of tension build in the muscles where his prosthetic met flesh, something he remedied by sitting back and rolling his arm a bit as he prepared to continue furthering his point, "The weirdness of our planet and its people aside, i've sorta come to believe that sometimes you've gotta be willing to become the enemy to do what needs to be done, because at some point the lines are going to get blurred no matter how hard you try to avoid it. You know why? Because there are always going to be people out there that leave you with no other options but to sink to their level. And if you aren't willing to do that, then they will snuff you out.".

Dimitri's eyes bored into Kassy's as he raised his prosthetic limb again and allowed its metallic surface to catch the light of the setting sun, "We've both met people like that before Kassy. We met them, and we learned first hand what happens when you don't want to blur the line.". Dimitri's expression changed quite drastically, he was almost always scowling as if angry at the world for having the gall to exist, but this was different: Dimitri's mouth twisted into an aggressive -almost primal- sneer, his eyes bore a cold intensity that bordered on murderous as he stared not at Kassy, but rather through her as he recalled his final encounter with Slade and Kijani.

Even after several years he still vividly remembered the taste of dust and blood in his mouth, and the sensation of pain wracking his body as he battled Slade in the decimated remains of the hotel room he and Kassy had shared. He'd never told Kassy this, but he was certain that he could have finished both of his aggressors off with his decimation attack, but that he'd chosen not to knowing that it would have killed her alongside Slade and Kijani. Not once did he ever blame his partner, nor hold it against her, but there was still that one little part of him that wondered; should he have gone all out? The bionic hand began to open and shut slowly "Some days...I can still feel it. Like it was never gone..." Dimitri muttered as he remained lost in memory.

Somehow sensing something was a bit off with Dimitri, Regis crawled over to the hero and began climbing up Dimitri's leg. It took a few seconds, but the sensation of something skittering on him snapped Dimitri out of his daze, his expression quickly returning to normal. After realizing that he'd zoned out in front of Kassy, Dimitri quickly made a move to shut down any concerns she might have had for his lapse of focus. Which is to say, he folded his arms and snorted dismissively before haughtily announcing that sometimes you had to let a criminal, as he put it, 'eat shit on the pavement'.
Dimitri nodded with satisfaction as he set the platter of lamb chops in the center of the patio table. He felt Regis begin to climb over his shoulder in an attempt to reach the meat, but this charade was quickly put to an end by Dimitri snapping his teeth together loudly near the reptile, "Try it and those lamb chops won't be the only thing bitten into today." he stated sternly. The words were lost on Regis, but the animalistic action of snapping jaws told him all he needed to understand that the food set out was not meant for him. Regis slithered back and climbed down Dimitri's back almost dejectedly before curling up under the table to rest in the shade. Dimitri rolled his eyes at his pet's antics before taking a seat and staring at Kassy silently.

He intentionally allowed the silence to hang in the air to the point of awkwardness before darting his hand out and pulling a lambchop onto his plate with a thin smirk, hoping the sudden action would startle Kassy. It rarely did these days, but on the few occasions it worked Dimitri found it genuinely amusing to watch her jump. Dimitri began ladling a bit of salad onto his plate with his fork, "You should've let that guy splat on the pavement y'know. Wouldn't have killed him, cripple? Maybe. Scar? Definitely. But kill? Nah, I don't see it.".
Dimitri's brow quirked a bit from bemusement. Alisa's question wasn't quite what he'd been expecting to hear, and it in fact raised a few questions of his own. "Well I don't see why I would go switching partners after I already agreed to stick with you. Why? Is there some sort of special condition for, well...", He trailed off, not quite comfortable with the word 'use' when speaking about a living thing, especially when said living thing looked and behaved like another human being. Dimitri wrapped the table with his knuckles softly as he took a moment to decide what word was appropriate, "Work. That's the word. Right, is there any sort of special condition to work with you?".

Dimitri didn't know why he didn't think about it sooner, but shortly after his question a switch when off in his brain, 'Wait, she said bring for her blade. So i'm working with somethi-one, someone that's sharp. Ah damn, a bludgeoning type would've probably been better suited to my ability. I hope she's not something thin and fragile like a rapier. Guess I'll just have to learn to adapt.' he mused as he waited for an answer.
@CirusArvennicus I think that chukkle is attempting to avoid deviating from the original source too much. What was originally an equal ratio of meisters to weapons has turned into the weapons out numbering the weilders by two. The only way I see this being remedied is if your character's partner returns, chukkle allows some new blood into the RP, or, as you pointed out earlier, Regan is allowed some autonomy. Options one and two lack any definitive outcome so I can't really say anything there, however the autonomy bit might be viable considering Soul Eater along with several other weapons have been shown capable of transforming parts of their body into weapons. Over all Regan may not be quite as powerful without a meister to amplify and be amplified by, however it shouldn't be a massive issue if her training is sufficient.
Fate has a strange way of working sometimes: One second you're so certain that something is about to occur, and that nothing you can do can change it, and then the universe just seems to pick up on that feeling and flip the script entirely. No one knew this better than Dimitri, who just a few moments ago was certain he was about to die. At least, he was certain until not one, but three different people came to his aid. The first was the guy that was in front of him earlier, a normal enough guy that Dimitri couldn't help but respect for having the guts to step back into the store and help out when he could have just left. The next two where a bit different to say the least: The assistant woman bursted into the shop far faster than he could track with his eyes, though the vibrating in his jaw had allowed him to at least have a vague idea of the general direction she'd moved in, the next person however, seemed to either be heavily into comic conventions, or was a bonafide hero.

With the threat finally eliminated Dimitri slumped down onto his hands and knees, feeling the adrenaline drain out of him along with his energy and strength. A few of the store's patrons came to help him up, others took pictures of him and the other heroes of the day for their various social media websites, and some simply stood around and whispered amongst each other as they observed the group. "Hey, you alright there man? Come on, let's get you up" "Your face is bleeding, they didn't manage to shoot you anywhere else, did they? Someone grab a bandage.", "You guys see him deck that dude? And what was with that crazy ass wrestling move? I ain't never seen someone that flexible before. How'd you do all that, man? You some kinda weight lifting gymnast or some shit?". Dimitri remained speechless as he was helped back onto his feet, he felt like puking as the realization of how close he'd been to dying hit him. Someone handed him a bandage which he took with a small nod before applying it to his face, though the action was more subconscious than anything as his mind was elsewhere. The group around him seemed to pick up on his lack of focus and gave him some room to breathe as they went to either help up Barclay or gawk at the others. 'How'd you do all that, man?', Those words rang in his head repeatedly, 'How....how did I do all of that?I was never that strong, fast, or flexible. Especially flexible. Given the anatomy of the human body my spine should be broken or at the very least cracked in about three different places. What the hell is happening to me?'.
Having hunched over to read more comfortably, Dimitri sat up and remained ridged as a result of Alisa's sudden appearance. The weapon's touch didn't quite help matters, but there wasn't really much Dimitri could do about it. For a second he considered taking off or asking for his space like he had with Kalinda, however the idea almost instantly struck him as stupid considering he'd more or less agreed to something that required he spend more time in proximity and physical contact with Alisa than anyone else. Dimitri folded the map and placed it in between the pages of the book he was reading and closed it with measured movements before he overlapped his hands on top of the book, taking a few moments to mull over the options presented towards him. "Well..." Dimitri began uncertainly, "I guess there isn't too much harm in us talking. We're supposed to be partners after all.". The words hung in the air as Dimitri thought about where exactly he'd begin, though after drawing several blanks the meister finally opted to take the most direct approach, "What do you want to know exactly? I mean...where do you want me to start?".
Dimitri let loose a sigh of relief when Kalinda chose to respect his wishes rather than pursue the subject. It was admittedly a bit crude to up and refuse an invite to a meal, but when one had enough then that was really all there was to it. After Kalinda left him to his own devices, Dimitri wandered about until a teacher poked her head out from behind a classroom door to inquire about his aimless wandering. One brief explanation and an inquiry of his own later, Dimitri was finally able to locate the school library, wherein he wasted little time tracking down the section that held maps and history books about Death City. Confident that he'd found some books of use, the massive meister plopped three books and two maps down on a vacant table in the library and took a seat to read. "Alright D.C. let's see what you've got..." Dimitri muttered before pulling open a map and cracking open one of the books. With his book and map sprawled out in front of him, Dimitri began to lose himself in the text and pictures, feeling the tenseness in his body dissipate as he took part in an activity much more his speed.
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