Jacque: *too busy cringing at his father's antics and words*
Baron: You've had ample time to provide me with a grandchild to spoil rotten. What is your excuse for failing this simple task, whelp!?
Jacque: She couldn't have ch-
Baron: You are the child of a GOD. A mere request and a sacrifice in my honor would have been all that was required to grant her the ability.
Baron Samedi....please just go home...
Baron: *Growls and points to Jacque* This isn't over whelp. *disappears*
Why do I always get the weird ones?
MonsieurShade
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STATUS: Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest. 9 yrs ago
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Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.
Most Recent Posts
*Baron Samedi out of nowhere* Baron: WHAT? Am I to understand that I will have no GRANDCHILDREN?
Jacque and I in unison: Oh my god...
I CAN BEND THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE! But only on tax holidays...
Jacque and I in unison: Oh my god...
I CAN BEND THE FABRIC OF TIME AND SPACE! But only on tax holidays...
"Good to know..."Mateiu said, still picking up a slightly cold vibe from the girl. "I've got all I need right here. Now if it were ogres instead of trolls, i'd have to bring my poisons along for the ride.", Not many people new the difference between the two, however Mateiu had found out through a mislabeled monster hunt precisely how much worse ogres were. The hunter shuddered a bit as he relived the memory, then regained his composure, "Truth be told i'm in this more for the thrill of the hunt than the reward since I have a side job. Anyone of you are welcome to my cut, though I may take a bit of whatever treasure these trolls have.".
*Head twists around a full 180 degrees as I look at Rachel* Pardon moi? If I recall correctly, you two are the couple here.
Jacque: How the hell did you...
*turns another 180 to look back at Jacque* I'm an eldritch abomination Jacque, we both know this is nothing.
Jacque:*pinching the space between his eyebrows* Right...
Oh! A new challenger approaches! JACQUE EAT MARCUS' SOUL!
Jacque: The hell? Why would I do that?
Because I told you to.
Jacque: No, fuck you.
Jacque: How the hell did you...
*turns another 180 to look back at Jacque* I'm an eldritch abomination Jacque, we both know this is nothing.
Jacque:*pinching the space between his eyebrows* Right...
Oh! A new challenger approaches! JACQUE EAT MARCUS' SOUL!
Jacque: The hell? Why would I do that?
Because I told you to.
Jacque: No, fuck you.
I'm just saying Nac, you DID try to eat Spriggs at one point
*from the distance Jacque can be heard* Jacque: You did too Shade you fucktard!
ShudafuckupJacque
Jacque:With a spoon...
SHUT IT.
*from the distance Jacque can be heard* Jacque: You did too Shade you fucktard!
ShudafuckupJacque
Jacque:With a spoon...
SHUT IT.
*patting Lex on the head* Yes yes, you sangheili are clearly just weighed down with manliness *whispers to Lex* He hasn't eaten anyone yet has he?
And good to hear spriggs. Hey Death!
And good to hear spriggs. Hey Death!
*Pries Nac off of me* Sweet gracious Nac, you Elites are still heavy as all hell XD Good to hear you're at least alive
I know, I just felt like making an entrance. She asked if I was interested in joining this RP and told me that Nac wanted me to pop in and say hello. So, here I am. How's life been treating you lot?
WHO HATH SUMMONED THE SHADY MAN!? *morphs out from the floor*
Matieu's smile faltered a bit at the coldness of Charlotte's tone, "Hey now, a guy could feel somewhat hated if you use that kind of tone." he said with a lilting tone. Mateiu tensed up then leapt from his perch, reaching back and grabbing his sword's hilt so that when he landed, it didn't slide out of the sheath. "So, would anyone be opposed to me tagging along on this little quest?".
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