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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio

I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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John's seemingly perpetual smile widened as he heard Alice walk down the stairs and ask who was interested in going to the mall, "Welp, don't want to keep her waiting now do we Hal?" John inquired to his brother before disappearing without waiting for the answer. Just as soon as he'd left Hal's line of sight, he reappeared behind Alice and leaned onto her head with both arms, "S'up squirt? Hope you don't mind if I tag along." he chuckled while looking down at her. Despite his playful attitude John was still rather wary when it came to Alice and her abilities, after all she was one of the more powerful members of the house hold, so even as he leaned on her, the boy was ready to teleport away from her as quickly as he could, lest she suddenly decide to try and scramble his brain like an egg.
This definitely looks interesting

Name: Dimitri Lanoux
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Appearance: Dimitri
Skills: (Firearms, sneak, hearing, etc.) Vehicle repair and hot-wiring (learned from his father)
Inventory: (Limit Two things plus a Gas Mask) A gas mask, .44 magnum, and a f.a.s.t series knife
Biography: Dimitri doesn't really like talking about his past too much, he was originally born in louisiana about three years before the outbreak began. When it all kicked off, his father, a mechanic, gathered up the family and everything they could use and tried to shack up, thinking that the government would be able to fix whatever mess the country was in. Miraculously this plan worked, and with the exception of going out to hunt for supplies and game Dimitri's family managed to stay put for a little over a decade. However as time went on resources began to dwindle, and deer and other game became harder and harder to find until Dimitri (then 13) and his family where forced to move on, deciding that if they couldn't settle in one place, their best bet was to stay nomadic. Yet again beating the odds, Dimitri and his folks managed to make this work for five years, scavenging, stealing, and hunting what they could with minor contact with bandits and the military. Eventually though, everyone's luck runs out, something Dimitri learned the hard way when his mother was swarmed by a group of clickers while checking a store for anything useful. His father ran in to help her, but met the same grisly fate, leaving Dimitri alone. Heartbroken, but refusing to just give up, Dimitri spent the last four years soldiering on and just surviving as he could. He was eventually found by group 47 while scavenging moderately useable parts from abandoned vehicles. When they offered him a chance to join them rather than trying to shoot or rob him on sight, Dimitri quickly accepted. After all, four years of solitude can change a man.
Other: He's still not fully used to being around people after his isolation, don't be surprised if he acts a little off or hostile at times.
As everyone inside of the bar went about their day, Cain stood a few meters away from the entrance with a cigarette in one hand, and his other tucked in his coat. The mercenary took a drag of the tobacco stick and blew out the stream as another man approached and leaned onto the wall next to him. "Bonjour, lovely weather today, no?" The newcomer inquired, Cain's response was a cold glare, "Cut the shitty accent Louis. It's freakin' cold and you're late." the mercenary growled as he lifted the cigarette up for another drag. The man, now known as Louis shot a dirty look at Cain, "Hey don't use my real name, that ain't cool man! Its like ya want me to get caught talkin' with ya!" he said, dropping the false french accent for his real, and extremely heavy, boston one. Cain quickly whipped the arm he had in his coat out and wrapped it around Louis' shoulder, and although anyone who looked their way would see two men in a friendly embrace, the action was anything but. "I couldn't care any less about you wanting to stay incognito, what I want to know is why the ever-loving fuck my money hasn't been transferred to my account yet." he hissed as his hand curled upwards, touching the small knife he had concealed in his palm to Louis' throat. Louis let out a small, audible gulp and grew pale, but to his credit didn't panic too much, "Its...its uh gonna be transferred today. We had a bit a' trouble getting it all together but it should show up in about an hour." he mumbled. Cain's demeanor instantly changed, "Good. I would hate to have to do something to you Louis. After all you and your family one of my best customers." the mercenary mused as he lifted away the knife and put it back in his pocket before dropping the cigarette and turning away, "Well. I'd love to stay and chat, but i've got things to do. We'll be in touch Louis." Cain said as he began to walk away, chuckling a bit as he heard Louis rasp that he needed a drink.
Thank ye kindly~ And no problem, believe me I know that conventions can be tiresome
Good lord i'm gonna be abducted XD Never the less I might as well post the CS once more here if only to make it easy

Username: MonsieurShade

Name/Aliases: Jacque Baila

Age: 21

Race:(Can really be anything except nothing too powerful) Water elemental

Appearance: Righthere

Bio: Jacque was born and raised in a little town in Maui, and much like many other Hawaiians, Jacque *loved* the ocean. Some would simply justify his reason for this as him being a "typical islander", however, his bond with the sea goes much deeper than that. You sea (heh, puns), Jacque belongs to a dwindling tribe of elementals who call the island their home. Everything in Jacque's life was going swimingly (oh god, someone stop me), until his father died, at which point the family heirloom; A strange machete like blade known as niho mano (shark's tooth), was passed on to Jacque, along with its history. Despite its appearance, the blade is actually one of the mystical artifacts needed to complete the mirror, and his tribe took it upon themselves to protect it from evil. After learning the weapon's dark destiny, you'd think that Jacque would simply destroy the artifact or do as his family before him did and protect it, but instead he ended up doing something completely different; He began to travel the world, blade in hand, on a mission to secure or destroy the other artifacts. He started this task when he was 19 and continues to search to this day.

Skills/Good attributes: Due to his constant hunt and close proximity with them Jacque has developed a sort of sense that allows him to locate artifacts nearby, he's agile, and a quick thinker, and he is *extremely* adept at using his elemental ability

Skills/Bad attributes: He dehydrates quicker than a human would, and his sensing abilities are somewhat sporadic, he can drop an artifact's trail almost as quick as he picks it up, physically speaking he's no stronger than a human, he gets *really* moody if someone mentions his missing limb

Personality: Jacque is a mixed bag, he can be boisterous and easily excitable if you know what sets him off, but he tries to hide this behind a more casual demeanor, and although he may not admit it, Jacque can be quite insecure about his missing arm

Ability (Certain abilities allowed...): Hydrokinesis (he's at his most powerful during a full moon)

Other: Jacque lost his left arm to a tiger shark when he swam too far out to sea, because of this he carries around a camel pack filled with water which he morphs into a surrogate arm when needed. Another thing, niho mano's blade is the actual artifact, Jacque made it a point to change the handle to a more modern one to suit his tastes.
Hey, I remember joining this RP a long time ago on the original site, hope you don't mind if I join in.

Name: (What is your character called?) Cain Atkinson
Age: (Obvious) 25
Species: (Deviant or Human) Human
Faction: (Neutral, Deviants, Army) Neutral
Powers/Skills: Incredibly intelligent, he is in peak human condition in regards to strength, speed, and stamina (this is further enhanced thanks to cybernetic augmentations along his brainstem, spine, nervous system, and several muscles throughout his body)
Appearance: (Images are very nice, but I'll accept descriptions) Cain
Personality: (optional) He's a bit of a smartass, though he makes it a point to try and hold a kernel of truth with everything he says.
Weaknesses: (An overly strong power can be offset by a major flaw) Enhancements or no, he's still only human, he's also a kleptomaniac. If he sees something he wants and its not nailed down, he'll go for it, mission be damned. He's not allowed anywhere near Richardson's last stand without an escort for fear that he'll take something.
Other information: (Background, occupation, etc.) He's a mercenary who plays both sides of the field, though he's taken certain precautions to ensure neither side tries to have him killed outside of a mission. It'd be a real shame if someone got hold of some crucial information after all...
John huffed a bit as Hal began to show interest in his work only to drop the subject in a matter of moments. The young scientist quickly perked up however when Hal invited him to tag along with the others, "Sure! As much as I do love what I do, it'd be nice to get out of the basement for a bit. Not good to be inhaling chemical fumes all day y'know." he said before tucking the device back into his lab coat and shoving his hands into his pockets. Although he'd probably never admit it, John rather enjoyed leaving his lab so long as it involved being with his family rather than some other reason, so for him this was a rare treat that he intended to enjoy to the fullest.
Sup Spriggs, how's life been treatin' ya thus far?
John smiled at Hal as the other young man walked through the door and issued his warning, "Oh come now, we both know someone would have t'catch me first." John chuckled as he closed the distance between Hal and himself with his teleportation. "Besides..." John trailed off as he leaned onto his 'brother' with one of his arms and produced what looked like a joy buzzer from his coat pocket, "It's not like any of my experiments have negative long term effects anyways, some of them actually do quite a bit of good. This little number for example could make traditional non-lethal neutralization methods a thing of the past!" he chirped while brandishing the device with a gleeful expression.
As the others went about their day as normally as members of this strange family could, a somewhat eerie chuckle rang out from the basement "Yes...this will do just fine...this should prove to be most interesting indeed..." a gentle yet somewhat off putting voice purred from the darkness of the basement. There was a shuffle, followed by a quick series of thumps as someone came upstairs. That someone was a young man with long, bright red hair tied in a pony tail, equally bright red eyes, and a lab coat with sleeves coated in only god knew what, was John Wayne, self appointed man of science in this family of strange folk, and right now he was on the hunt for a test subject for his latest invention. "Oh dearest family, would anyone like to help their dear brother John with something? It'd mean a lot to me~" John called out as sweetly as he could, though the look in his eyes betrayed his true intent.
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