Tell the shady man so that he might sleep for the night >n>
Jacque: Yes. Ropes. *calls out after Manō* And some whipped cream! The name brand stuff, not the generic crap!
Uh, Jacque? Precisely HOW is Manō to acquire these things? I mean, Manō can't exactly walk into a store and ask for the isles that hold whipped cream and rope...
Jacque: Manō'll find a way. Trust me. And when I get my stuff *leering at Rachel with a wide grin*
Jacque, you're creepin' me out man.
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Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.
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Psh, you're no fun >3>
Jacque: You'll see. Manō! I require ropes! Things are gonna get....risqué~ *preverse grin*
Manō: *salutes and wanders off to find ropes*
*facepalm* I was gonna say both of em'...but given Jacque's antics, i'm not sure anymore...
Jacque: You'll see. Manō! I require ropes! Things are gonna get....risqué~ *preverse grin*
Manō: *salutes and wanders off to find ropes*
*facepalm* I was gonna say both of em'...but given Jacque's antics, i'm not sure anymore...
Come on Lex, out with it. >u>
Jacque: Then I guess the only option is punishment~ *nibbles Rachel's ear*
Oh god...you two...
Jacque: Then I guess the only option is punishment~ *nibbles Rachel's ear*
Oh god...you two...
*watches you wave your arms around* Yes Lex?
Jacque: *grins* Will you behave if I let you up? If not i'll be happy to dish out...*leans in close to Rachel's ear* punishment
Jacque: *grins* Will you behave if I let you up? If not i'll be happy to dish out...*leans in close to Rachel's ear* punishment
"Oh please, I could barely fight in the condition I was in, yet you don't here ME complaining. And i've met plenty of honorable demons in my youth! Damned new generation...", Jacque trailed off as he yanked open the fridge, completely skipping Rachel's mention of being a girl and being allowed to fight dirty due to a lack of an argument for that one. The elemental yanked out a few fruits and a rather large turkey leg, glared a hole into the back of Rachel's head, then closed the fridge and stormed out, already jamming the leg into his mouth with a growl.
I'm...i'm not even going to delve into that one.
Jacque: Psh, as if y-*poked once more* FUCKING STOP MANŌ!
Manō: *shrugs and walks away*
T'is true, should be interesting to see what happens should they get into it.
Jacque: Now when you say "Get into it", what exactly do you mean shade? <_<
Meh, who knows with me?
Jacque: Psh, as if y-*poked once more* FUCKING STOP MANŌ!
Manō: *shrugs and walks away*
T'is true, should be interesting to see what happens should they get into it.
Jacque: Now when you say "Get into it", what exactly do you mean shade? <_<
Meh, who knows with me?
What? Dolphins are terrible animals believe it or not. T'is only natural that they pay for their misdeeds with the only thing they can offer: Their flesh!
Perhaps Rachel has the elemental advantage, but physically...
Jacque: *Bucks Rachel off suddenly* HA! *pins her underneath him*
He's hella strong.
Manō: ...*continues to poke Jacque with the stick*
Jacque: STOPIT!
Perhaps Rachel has the elemental advantage, but physically...
Jacque: *Bucks Rachel off suddenly* HA! *pins her underneath him*
He's hella strong.
Manō: ...*continues to poke Jacque with the stick*
Jacque: STOPIT!
Jacque coughed as he hit the ground like a sack of potatoes, it would seem that not even a century's worth of experience could dull the poor bastard's sensitivity when struck in one of his most sensitive regions. Jacque clutched his throbbing forehead and hissed in pain as he struggled to get into a kneeling position, "FUUUCK! You hit hard dammit! And what's with you people and fighting dirty!? " the elemental wheezed. Jacque took a few moments to allow the pain to fade before he finally managed to stand and walk further into the kitchen, albeit with a slight limp. As he eyed Rachel from behind Jacque made up his mind in that moment, he'd make her pay for what she'd just done. Perhaps not at this moment, but soon.
Truth be told, i'm somewhat interested in knowing what dolphin would taste like.
So tempted am I to have Jacque retaliate somehow :P
Jacque: *on the ground wheezing* Please don't...I think i'll be fine without you having me retaliating...
Manō: *leaning over Jacque* ...*proceeds to poke Jacque with a stick*
So tempted am I to have Jacque retaliate somehow :P
Jacque: *on the ground wheezing* Please don't...I think i'll be fine without you having me retaliating...
Manō: *leaning over Jacque* ...*proceeds to poke Jacque with a stick*
Ok, calamari is an exception, and shrimp, and I guess lobster and crab get a pass as well. But true bony fish? Bluh...hate it....
Jacque: I've arrived...gods above help me...
Welp, Have fun havin' your skull cracked and yer twig n' berries mashed.
Jacque: *pinches space between eyebrows* God I hate you.
Jacque: I've arrived...gods above help me...
Welp, Have fun havin' your skull cracked and yer twig n' berries mashed.
Jacque: *pinches space between eyebrows* God I hate you.
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