MonsieurShade

Operation Hell's Fury (War of the Scales saga #4)

Oh I know not to expect anything too crazy considering you seemed to be basing it on BL. I was just getting excited at the prospect of making a character who specializes in blowing things to bits. I mean loas are fine and dandy and elementals are nice, but one can't get the same brand of wanton destruction with those kinds of characters that they can from a somewhat unhinged man who spends his time making explosives, setting off explosives, and thinking of new ways to make and set off explosives. I assume this'll be set in asian territory like BL as well? Because if so, I would suggest setting up shop somewhere other than Thailand so as to avoid too many similarities. Sumatra or Malaysia perhaps?

Operation Hell's Fury (War of the Scales saga #4)

*places hands over eyes* Lewd.
Jacque: *slowly regaining composure* So...'going japanese' on people is ok...but someone stripping down to their undies isn't? Shade...you make no sense...
In my defense the tentacle thing is just me giving in to my monstrous instincts for a moment, not me being perverse. There is a difference Jacque.
Jacque: *rubs his temples* You give me a stress headache...

You could always try spitballing with a few people who've made rps that you found engaging in the past. *giggling maniacally at the thought of making a demolitions expert for the team*

Operation Hell's Fury (War of the Scales saga #4)

Perhaps *include* might've been the wrong word. What I was going for was that it was nice to know that you at least considered me for a moment. Wait..."cumming"? Spriggs...was that a bit of perverse humor or a typo? Either way it elicited a chuckle.

And i'd rather not peer under your clothing seeing as I just had supper.

Operation Hell's Fury (War of the Scales saga #4)

Silly Amber~ *pats the Phoenix's head* Ohoho~ my silly mortal friend, the things I could show you might fry your mind. No pun intended.
Jacque: *sobbing in a corner*
Manō: *using sign language to ask Jacque what's wrong*
Jacque: *vomits in the corner*
Huh. So he had a hot dog for lunch. Anywho, I may not actually have Jacque 'attack' per say, but I guarantee that whatever he does will make me chuckle.

Operation Hell's Fury (War of the Scales saga #4)

"American revolution huh? I'm almost tempted to ask whether you sided with the yanks or the brits. Though in the end a gun can only do so much when the thing you're fighting either lacks a solid form or is to tough for projectile penetration." Jacque said just as he and Nao came to the entrance of the meeting room. Jacque was almost starting to enjoy his conversation, though the enjoyment quickly came to a screeching halt much like he had before when he sensed a familiar, and highly unpleasant presence coming behind. A violent sloshing sound emanated from the camel pack strapped onto Jacque as he stopped in his tracks and turned around, though he surprisingly didn't reach for his weapon this time, "Fire beast." he said in an icy whisper as he slowly turned and awaited Amber's arrival.

Operation Hell's Fury (War of the Scales saga #4)

*appears from the ground* D'aww, nice to know you'd include me in your rp Spriggs~ And SWEET HOLY GRACIOUS NAC POSTED!!

*points dramatically at Amber* GO JACQUE! DO WHAT YOU WERE DESTINED TO DO FROM THE MOMENT I MADE A CS HERE! ATTACK!
Jacque: I don't wanna.
...*pulls face off like a mask and turns so that only Jacque can see me* WHAT? *reveals the true terrors of the universe to Jacque through his mind*
Jacque: Sweet Samedi, alright ALRIGHT I GET IT!
*puts face back on* Good
Jacque: *shudders* Sorry Amber, but I do NOT want to see the things he showed me again ...*reluctantly goes to do my bidding*

Operation Hell's Fury (War of the Scales saga #4)

*glares at Lex* For now....
Jacque: He knows Rachel. He rarely refers to anyone he's familiar with by name. Hell, its a good day when I can get him to call me something other than 'whelp'

Off subject, but i've just spent the last twenty five minutes looking at monster hunter merchandise and can I just say that I would kill for a nargacuga keychain,? It figures that I find something with my favorite MH series monster of all time and its SOLD THE FUCK OUT. Ah well...I guess I could by a Rathalos one since that monster is my second favorite...

Operation Hell's Fury (War of the Scales saga #4)

*tugs skin into place* Psh, as if you could make me get into th-
Baron: *snaps fingers and I end up in the corner*
THE FUCK SAMEDI?
Baron: The master of the future carrier of my grandchild wishes you in the corner. So to the corner you must go. I still expect my payment though. *disappears*
Jacque: Heh. Sucks to be you shade.
*glaring a hole into the corner*

The Carnival is Back in Town..

John was having a pleasant time perusing the carnival with Captain Bitey in tow. The weather was chilly, but not enough to cause him discomfort, and there was a pleasant feeling throughout the air, punctuated with the sounds of laughter, games, and rides. The mechanic stopped for a moment to purchase a soda from a vendor and began to walk towards the big top, figuring he'd peek in and see which part of the show was going on at the moment.

Operation Hell's Fury (War of the Scales saga #4)

*violently rips out of the pomeranians body* Huh. Well that was a thing. *eats the remains and grins at Nac with blood dripping from my maw* Oh, please do try to put me in the corner now. *chuckle sounds like nails on a chalkboard
Jacque: *crawls from the building* Did anyone get the number of that bitch?
MonsieurShade.
Jacque: Thank you...
Baron: *returns with my old body* Here you are Shady One, indestructible as you asked. I expect my payment within a week.
*squeaks with joy and possesses the body* Oh..how i've missed this skin.