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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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So we're rebooting eh? Alright, sounds good.

Name: Mateiu Mjölnir
Nickname (If Any): Maelstrom
Age: 16
Looks: Here
Outfit: Same as the pic.

Family: Marie Mjölnir, [Father unknown]
Personality: Despite his somewhat aggressive appearance, Mateiu usually prefers to be left to his own devices rather than having to get into altercations with anything that isn't a kishin, though when he does have to fight, he does so with brutal efficiency to save time. He can he blunt, somewhat crude, and a tad sarcastic to everyone around him to include his meister [albeit to a lesser extent]. Once someone earns his trust or respect though, he'll go to surprisingly great lengths to help them.
History: Raised by his mother Marie, people often find it hard to imagine that the two are in any way related given his mother's sweet and gentle disposition as opposed to his mo apathetic one. However, he was raised by her all the same, training under her supervision until one day she decided to send him to the DWMA to become a death scythe (granted it was after much persistence on his part that he wished to enroll).

Weapon or Meister: Weapon
Weapon looks: Right here

Soul Resonance: Storm breaker- The blades of Mateiu's weapon form glow bright blue as he gathers electricity (he produces it himself, however additional power can be added to the attack if he drains electricity from a source ). Upon attaining a full charge, the wielder can fire six blasts of electricity equal in power to a lightning bolt, withhold the charge for devastating melee attacks, or focus all of the voltage in one blade tip for a particularly powerful blast of lightning. It should be noted that these attacks can injure the meister as well as their opponent.
Powers: Can control electricity

Partner: Kaito
Theme Song: Yo'

Other: Soul eater
Mateiu listened as the teacher droned on with pretty much the same things that every teacher spoke about during the first day of school. Half of him actually bothered to pay attention and remember whatever sounded important, but the other half of him ignored the teacher's words, hearing them as nothing more than white noise as the weapon began to glance around the room for potential miesters. Despite his mellow aura and kind appearance, Mateiu was surprisingly stringent when it came to combat, and expected nothing less than perfection from whomever he deemed capable of wielding him. All he could do for now was hope that an exercise where the miesters got to test the weapons in class out to see what would fit.
Jacque, having taken a seat at the doctor's desk, sighed with annoyance and set down the tweezers as Nao came and threatened him, "Alright, i'll give you this much, that was actually a pretty unique threat. Never quite heard that one before , so ya' get points, however, since i'm assuming you're here because of that doctor, i'd just like to point out that I wanted Manō to distract the man, nothing more, nothing less. How it decided to do it was on it alone.". As if on cue, Manō tottered into the room and ran up to Jacque before snapping a salute, then waved to Nao looking and acting as though it had never been shot by her before. Jacque turned to the little creature and raised his eyebrow a bit, "I'll admit that his methods are...a tad unrefined, however unless the situation requires it, Manō never acts with lethal intent. Now then-" Jacque said before spinning back to the desk and picking the tweezers back up, "-If thats all you needed to say, then excuse me while I get back to removing these damned glass shards that our new visitor imbedded in me when she entered the ship.".
"Ari, we've told you at least a dozen times now that you HAVE to slow down enough for the cameras to catch you in action. And you can't keep using that sort of language! Honestly, what are we going to do with you?" A woman's voice said just outside of the room in which the conference dinner was being held. BreakNeck huffed and turned his head away as he leaned against the wall in an effort to ignore the secretary for the Android CEO. Sadly for Ari, said CEO was also his elder sister, and she would not tolerate such insolence, "Don't you dare look away from me Ari!", The woman hissed before clenching her brother's ear and tugging it, eliciting a yelp from BreakNeck, "Let go damn it! I'm and adult Anna, you can't keep treating me like a child! And for the last time i'm 'BreakNeck' when we're in public, stop using my real name!". The Secretary, Anna, released BreakNeck's ear and folded her arms, "Then you should listen when I talk to you." she said, "Whatever, why are you here anyway? Where's Sundar?" BreakNeck retorted, voicing his displeasure at the absence of the Android CEO "Mr.Pichai has some important business to attend to. Now enough talk, we're going inside, and YOU are to be on your best behavior!". BreakNeck sighed in disgust, scowled, and shoved his hands into his pants pockets, "Whatever. Lets just get this over with." he muttered before walking inside with his sister.
The sound of shoes rapidly hitting the floor began to fill the hallway and class room, subtle at first, but increasing in volume until a loud squeak sounded outside of the class room door. Mateiu opened the door and grinned sheepishly as he stepped into the classroom, "Sorry i'm late..I couldn't resist exploring a bit, guess I overestimated how much time I had." he said, before slipping into a seat just behind the first row.
"The DWMA...ah man, they weren't jokin' this place is awesome!" A voice rang from the bottom of the academy stairs. This voice belonged to a young man with a wild head of hair, and three horizontal scars along his smiling visage. Mateiu grinned as he drank in the beauty of the school before ascending the stairs. This was a fresh start for him, a chance to meet new people, make new friends, and most importantly, finally find someone capable of wielding him to help him on his path of becoming a death scythe.
booksmusicanime said
He's accepted! His last name makes me think of Harry Potter books...


I always thought Lockhart to be a pretty common last name m'self since I known about seven people with it XD
Would anyone object if I joined in on the fun?

Name: Mateiu Lockhart
Nickname (If Any): Mat
Weapon or Miester: Weapon
Weapon Looks (If You're a Weapon): Here [He's able to bend electricity to his will]
Partner (Edit Once You Have One):
Looks: Here
Personality: Mat is the kind of guy who tends give off the aura of and older brother, which coincidentally is how he often acts; He's can be mellow, kind and generous, though he's a tad bit cocky and may occasionally have a laugh or two at the expense of others, although he never means it to be mocking. On the flip side of this, he can be shockingly precise and cold on the battle field, trading off his fun loving personality for a somewhat sharper and more ruthless one, mirroring his particular weapon type perfectly.
Outfit: A purple t-shirt, black slim cut jeans, & a pair of black and white converses
Theme Song: King of the world
Other: He likes licorice.
Having finally found the med bay within the hovercraft, Jacque wasted no time setting up shop, completely ignoring the doctor as he entered and began rummaging through a cabinet. "Uh...sir, i'm afraid I can allow you to-" "Manō.". The doctor blinked in confusion, "Ex...cuse me?", the doctor stammered, contemplating whether or not he should ask Jacque precisely what he'd meant. This contemplation was only temporary however, as water poured from Jacque's bag and enveloped Jacque's sword, pulling the blade free from the scabbard before falling onto the ground and taking the shape of a manō's humanoid form, albeit only two feet in height. "What on ea-", The doctor began to ask, only to be cut off as Manō leapt up and latched itself to the doctor's head, leaving a small hole for the poor bastard to breathe, but otherwise going to town on the man via viciously yanking his hair and kicking him in the jaw. As both the doctor and Manō tumbled out of the room, Jacque yanked out a pair of tweezers, a bottle of alcohol, and some gauze before sitting down just in time to witness Manō steering the doctor down the hall like a jockey "Poor bastard...". Jacque shrugged and began to carefully pull the glass shards from his arm.
Reggie eyed Earth warily before extending his hand, "If you insist big guy..." he said before clasping the elemental's hand firmly, grimacing somewhat at the rough texture against his own skin.
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