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9 yrs ago
Current Tfw you want to go to the gym and get your stronk on but you've busted your shoulder and need let it rest.
9 yrs ago
Holy fuck. Ok, shit. Insane hiatus. Fuck. I'm still around folks, just been beyond extremely busy. Will try (heavy emphasis on try) to be more active in the coming months.
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10 yrs ago
God forbid I be one of the lucky bastards that doesn't have their wisdom teeth grow in. Nah, just fuck my shit up fam.
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10 yrs ago
As someone who works for a pet store I both love and hate pixar. The next person that tries to ask me if we have "a dory fish" for their goldfish bowl is getting straight up clubbed like a baby seal
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Bio

I'm just a simple college student working his way through life while simultaneously testing the limits of how much caffeine and alcohol the human body can subsist on before it gives out. Just call me Shade.

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Mistress Dizzy said
*cracks up* Now I remember who you played! ^__^ How's life, dude?


Life is well Dizzy, sorry I didn't reply sooner. How's it hanging with you?
I miss Slade as well Diz'. Though I doubt I miss him nearly as much as Pulse misses having two arms. lol
Dimitri's response to Leon's order to shoot the boats swerving near the Higgins wasn't even words, just a string of maniacal laughter as he loaded his launcher and took aim, "ALL ABOARD! CHOO-CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!" Dimitri screamed as he fired his first rocket from the pain train. One boat managed to avoid getting hit, but the other wasn't so fortunate. Dimitri patted his launcher with a somewhat glazed look in his eyes and a satisfied smile on his lips as part of the boat exploded in a vibrant display of flames, shredded metal, and dismembered corpses, "Aww yea...this shit's almost better than fuckin' sometimes! Wish I had a cigarette on me...". Some would say Dimitri's passion for explosives were unhealthy, fetishistic even, however Dimitri couldn't care less so long as this job continued to pay him for what he did best.
CRIM you beautiful man you! How could I resist an RP made by you!?
I hope no one minds if I make a vampiric character. If it seems to be too much trouble, i'll happily edit it to something else.

Name: Jacque Marrow
Age: 67 (looks about 28)
Appearance: Yo'
Skills/abilities: -Vampire physiology (super strength & speed)
-Able to walk along any solid surface
-Eternal youth (he can still die, it just won't be from aging)
Reason for being here (can be TBA): Kidnapping, Assault, Resisting arrest, & Multiple murder
((It may be a bug on the actual site Gemini, this was happening frequently about a week and a half or so ago with a lot of other users of the site.))

Dimitri devoured his meal ravenously, yet, with surprisingly very little mess, then deposited his left overs into a trash can and set the tray on the top. The b'alam even came back to the table to wipe down the spot were he'd sat before depositing the napkin he'd used into the garbage as well. With a stretch and a stifled yawn, Dimitri started to head for the cafeteria's exit in search of a place were he could sleep off the duration of the lunch period.
((Sorry for my absence everyone, the last two days have been extremely busy))

Dimitri let out a rather hefty sigh as he set his lunch tray down onto one of the cafeteria tables. Uncle Santos wasn't going to be pleased, after all, Dimitri had missed second period, opting instead to play a bit of hooky and step out of the building for a smoke. 'At least no one caught me...totally worth it.', Dimitri internally mused as he sat down, taking care to make sure he didn't sit on his tail, which now hovered a centimeter from the floor.
*trying to devour Dimitri much to his discontent*
Dimitri: LEMME GO YOU RABID COCK MONGER!
Jacque: Welp, we have another member on the ship, Amber's entire kingdom may be reainmated, and Nao's pised off that Manō was man handling a doctor while I removed glass from my arm. Thats what i've gathered thus far
Sorry Gemini, I figured that the school would offer different class times ^^:
Rather than immediately heading to his next class, Dimitri decided to stop by his locker to give it a few personal touches to it. The boy had a bit of trouble actually opening the locker, after all, two years without repeating the action could make one rusty, however in the end he still managed to get the thing to open. Waisting no time, Dimitri pulled a black marker from his back pocket, and scribbled the words 'Éramos dioses una vez' onto the door's interior to remind him of his heritage. Dimitri closed the door to his locker and held up a hand before flexing his fingers, resulting in his dull, normal nails to elongate and sharpen into partially hooked claws, then raked them across the locker. Dimitri stepped back with an approving smile as he eyed the four long gouges that adorned the locker door, then turned to go to his next class.
Dmessenger said
yeah but everyone just went straight to sitting down for something that I wasn't planning on so it caught me off guard. origionally the dinner was that you can eat and drink whatever and socialize, but it didn't happen


I was under the assumption that the tables were close enough to each other that they'd talk over dinner.
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