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"Oh, not much. Just a tad curious about your kind." Jazz replied nonchalantly. He had approached the group because they just so happened to be the nearest humans. From the remains of the previous culture that the Autobots had gained dominion over, he learned quite a bit about the humans. However, he didn't get to talk to living ones, so he found this to be the excellent time to find out more about them by listening to actual humans.

While Jazz interacted, Optimus watched his lieutenant carefully, watching to see how the interaction would play out. If things started to head south, which he highly doubted, he would intervene and break Jazz away. Although he still thought that Jazz was a really hard 'bot to dislike. His calm and respectful, but also fun personality made him friends with many Autobots. His deadly skills in combat made him feared by his enemy, which resulted in the saving of many Autobot lives, another thing to be grateful for.
Back at the ship, Sideswipe found himself very bored. In fact, so bored that he simply just wandered off. Normally he wasn't one to defy orders, but he felt he had it under control. He doubted anything too crazy would happen, and planned to stay close enough to the ship to remain useful. It had been a long time since he had seen a city that wasn't under attack or falling apart, this 'Copenhagen' was a nice refresher for the Autobot warrior. Of course, his real reason for leaving was to try and find someone to show off to. Although the Autobot Titans were good company, they were far to serious to react much to the smaller Autobot's brags.
Dead Cruiser said
...could be the Outer Gods.


Could be Unicron

Tatsua Aiisen said
......could be the My Little Pony fanbase.

Oh god no!
Tatsua Aiisen said
I'm sure the Decepticons would love facing rapidly regenerating heavily armoured flying aliens with unlimited numbers, laser weapons and the ability to endlessly come up with unique variations to face various challenges.


"Me Grimlock love challenge!"
Tatsua Aiisen said
Yes. A dastardly cold has taken over the roleplay's most beloved player, most probably in an attempt to silence me.In order to use their Striker Units effectively, they must maintain direct skin-to-machine contact. Wearing pants would be poor both fashion-wise (since girls don't wear pants in their world) and efficiency-wise..


.... Oooooooooooookay. I just thought everyone always forgot to put shit on. A very forgetful universe. Also, from my 'research', their enemies are seriosly lame. Honestly, the Decepticons could take on both factions and win. (Opinion, not fact)
Tatsua Aiisen said
You know, you can collab with me even if I'm sick. Just last night I wasn't in the best position.I don't understand.


Your sick!?

And I want to know why they don't wear pants. What would happen if one did?!?!
Zarkun said
A giant, talking robot wants to learn about different cultures. That's not "conquer the universe"y at all.


Jazz is always been about cultures. It was his occupation from before the war: cultural observation.

And conquering is the Decepticons gig
Flamelord said
I have the feeling Tatsua may be highly requested. I mean, I know stuff I want to do with the Strike Witches.


Jazz is open for anyone. Reasons: CULTURE!!!!
Eeny meeny miny Moe ... Nobody ever chooses Moe.
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