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I'll make another post with Fry and Bender shortly
"Eh, can it meat bag." Bender brushed Yukiteru's thought process aside rather rudely. Now that he knew more about the painting, he assessed it's worth. Probably a lot, based on the fact that it was in the entrance and was probably of the owner. Walking towards the middle, he telescoped out his arms to grab either side, and began to pull the painting off the wall. Did it matter that he was thieving in front of a large group of people? No! Since when did he let a crowd stop him! In fact, bring them! Let them see his glorious work! Although, as he took it off, he began to wonder where he would store it ... minor problems always annoyed him.

Speaking of minor problems, that was about when the maid came over. "Aw crap" he muttered as the maid began to tell them something. It seemed she didn't see what he was doing yet.
"Gold!? Treasure!? Neat!" Bender shouted before letting out a rather menacing chuckle and rubbing his hands together darkly. Oh yes. This place definitely had things worth stealing. He also didn't seem to make much of a reaction to Fry being punched in the face. That human was hardy. He'd live. Now, back to the gold and treasure ...
"Ow, that actually hurt!" Fry shouted as he landed on the floor from the strength of the punch. It wasn't like he was a bully or anything, in fact, when he was younger he was kind of a loser. The only thing that made him look mean was that he was an idiot. Even he knew that he wasn't that smart ... unless it was about Star Trek. That stuff was cool.


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((yeah, I know it's short. Deal with it))
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"You looking to start something, meat bag?" Bender asked the mysterious glasses wearing person who approached him. "Yeah, that's what I thought" He finished as the man suddenly walked away. He didn't mind, as the man had admitted he didn't have anything. Which meant he couldn't steal anything from him. Although ... that business suit looked pretty expensive.

"I bet he's a nerd. Like one of those stuck up, rule-following type nerds" Fry said, turning around again to look at the strange people. He then shrugged it off, not seeming to care anymore. However, it was clear he was really thinking of something "Hey, you think this place has TV?" He turned towards Bender.

"That's a good point Fry ... although ... he he he he" Bender started laughing darkly. Based on the classic nature of the building, mixed with the big fancy painting, this place was probably some rich person's home. And if it was owned by a rich person ... then there was things worth stealing. Like that painting he saw. He walked up to it and began looking at it, attempting to assess its value.

"Bender ... hello? Earth to Bender" Fry said, suddenly waving his hand in front of the robots face. Bender had been staring at the painting as if in a trance, ignoring the world around him.

"Eh what?" The now flustered bending unit replied, backing away a bit. "I don't have to answer to you!" he suddenly shouted, then calmed down. "Anyways, if they're as rich as this hallway implies, I bet they have a lot of booze stored somewhere"
nerminator said
Teru Said to the Children, and then Noticed that two people were Behind him!, one of them looked like a Average teenager and one of them.....was a Robot?! teru Frowned Teru Noticed that the Teenager was Named Fry and his Lifespan was Constantly Changing too, Terus Eyes Where Red, and he wore Glasses, His Glassed Flared up and Shined as he Spoke to the new Comers Teru acted a Bit more mean this time, He made sure that they Knew Teru Didn't Tolerate Evil, or Lazyness, and these Two People where Both, Especially that Thing! . Teru Stepped Forward a Bit to the People as he spoke to them, In a bit of a Threateningly way. teru wanted Answers, and he wanted them fast


Fry is actually in his 20's. FYI


"Welcome to the world of tomorrow!" - some sort of amateur prologue -


Ah, New New York. A city of towering skyscrapers, floating cars, space-ships, transport tubes, MOM's Friendly Robot corporation. Sitting somewhere in this shining metropolis, located in a strange red building that looks part tower, part hangar is Phillip, J, Fry. What is our main protagonist doing? Why sitting on the couch, watching TV and drinking Slurm of course!

"And now we return to our story of the alligator swarm. What do you have to say, foolish human scientist?!" The green alien newscaster known as Morbo said, the screen switching to an elderly looking smart science person. It seemed to be fairly boring ... so with a click Fry changed the channel.

"Oh Monique, will you return to me" The sound of a certain 'Calculon' robot sounded as the TV now started showing a television opera.

"Sweet, All My Circuits is on!" Fry shouted, sinking back into the couch as he began to watch his show. He loved this show! He and Bender would watch it all the time, drinking Slurm or beer while sitting around as the other staff members of Planet Express did work. Just him and his best friend, living the live in the year 3000. Speaking of Bender ... the grey Bending unit had just walked in.

"What's up chumps! Fry!" Bender shouted obnoxiously as he entered the room, nearly stepping on the small black ,,, monkey, thing that was Nibbler. The three eyed pet of his love interest, Leela quickly jumped out of the way. It made a growling noise as it looked back at Bender, before turning back and going to sleep in the office kitchen.

"Hey Bender! All My Circuits is on!" Fry shouted back to his friend, who immediately joined him on the couch. "I think it's a rerun from last week" he said, throwing his now empty can of Slurm in the direction of the trash. It missed and came to rest in a small pile of tin cans just outside the trash. Fry merely shrugged and turned his attention back to the television.

"So this is the episode where Monique decides to return to Calculon after they break up, right?" Bender asked as he opened up a can of beer. Since his system required him to drink alcohol in order to run, he was rarely seen without a beer in hand. He also smoked cigars, but only because they looked cool.

"Yeah, I think they're at the part-" Fry started.

"Good news everyone!" The voice of the professor interrupted him. All the staff started to come to the conference table, where the professor had called from. There was the Jamaican bureaucrat, Hermes. There was the one eyed cyclops with purple hair tied into a ponytail that was Turanga Leela. The Martian intern, Amy. Also coming into the room was Zoidberg, the alien crab monster that was the crews doctor. Lastly, there was Scruffy, the Janitor.

Sighing, Fry aimed the remote at the Professor, and started repeatedly pressing the pause button. "Jeeze, why does this stupid thing never work when it needs to" He said, reluctantly pausing the television and getting up.

"As i was saying, I just completed my newest invention!" The ancient scientist said, his eyes likely showing enthusiasm behind several inches of thick glasses. "It's a view-a-scope that allows us to peer through the multiverse!"

"Sounds like fun on a bun!" Bender repeated one of his catchphrases as he leaned on a nearby wall. Although his comment was uncharacteristically nice, his attitude seemed to be rather apathetic.

"What's a multiverse?" Fry asked. He rarely understood what the Professor rambled about, usually opting to just sit back and nod as if he understood.

"I'm glad you asked, Fry" The old man replied, putting on his 'fing-longer' and pulling up a holographic display. "You see, scientists discovered evidence of the first parallel universe back in 2781, but we've never wanted to explore it any further. Apparently it wasn't as interesting as other subjects, and has sort of stagnated. Anyways, the multiverse is a collection of universes that either are parallel to each other, and sometimes are vastly different, but often are nearly identical."

"Like that one time that we found a new universe we found where Bender was gold and Fry and Leela were together?" Hermes inquired, with the professor giving a reaffirming nod.

"Indeed. Most universes are different by only one or two things, but sometimes they're different by a lot of things." The professor then pulled up a schematic on the projector. "Anyways, my device allows us to peer into other universes and see what they're up to. I decided to avoid any complications that i'd make it only looking."

"You mean it was easier, right?" Fry remarked, stretching his arms back and turning his head back towards the TV. "Well this sounds boring, I'll let you all do the universe, peeping ... thing" He said, then turned to leave. As he did, Bender joined him, once again nearly stepping on Nibbler. The small black alien jumped up onto the table in fear, tipping over the invention and causing it to crash onto the floor. As it did, it sent a beam out that hit both Fry and Bender as they sat on the couch. They vanished from the room, dissappearing to who knows where.

"I'm assuming they'll be fine"

"Most likely"

"Mhmm"

The Planet Express Crew went back to their respective jobs around the building, safe in the assumption that Fry and Bender were both replaceable, and both would return sooner or later. After all, that event was rather mundane compared to some of the other strange things that happened around New New York.
Meanwhile ... somewhere else


"ow ... what the heck was that for!?" Fry complained as he rubbed his rear end. He remembered walking towards the TV when something kicked him in the ass. He assumed it was Leela, once again accusing him of laziness. "Ehwha" He mumbled as he turned around to find that he was no longer at Planet Express. There were a bunch of strange people there as well, although it didn't affect him too much seeing as he came from a place where strange was normal. He even saw Bender, so whatever got him likely got his friend as well.

[ System loading ... ]

[ initializing system check ... ]

[ system check complete ... ]

[ scanning nearby stealing targets ... ]

[ scan complete ]

Bender got up slowly, looking around and detecting multiple sources of people to steal from. He he he he ... chumps. He noticed Fry was still there, which was good. He was always an easy target. There also seemed to be some Asian kid, as well as a good amount of different people. The kid seemed like an easy target, although he didn't know if they had any good items to steal. He then noticed that all of his items were gone. In fact ... it looked like someone stole from him ... the very thought! Someone was looking to get their ass kicked.
Spartan2961 said
Just poppin in again and I have to say. This is going to be a really fun one looking at the cast of characters. I see quite a few polar opposites that might clash when we try to figure out who is evil XD.


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Name:
Phillip J. Fry

Age:
25 (Frozen for 1000 years)

Gender:
Male

Canon:
Futurama

Personality:
Fry is generally very lazy at work, spending most of his time in the office sitting on the couch, watching TV, and drinking Slurm. This laziness has caused him to miss at least one delivery mission. He is often immature, which causes him to get into tight spots, usually forcing Leela to rescue him. Despite this, he is a good man who loves his friends, and will usually go to any lengths to save them.

Abilities:
Fry is "special". He is immune to all psychic forms of attack, such as from Brain Slugs as well as the Brainspawn. Usually, this is passed off as a 'Fry is stupid' joke, but it is actually because he lacks the Delta Brainwave. This is because he is his own grandfather, meaning his very existence is a space-time anomaly.

Since The Late Philip J. Fry, Fry is now even more of an anomaly than before; initially his existence in the universe was cyclical, but now he is also living in a universe he was not even born into. It is unknown how this may manifest in the future, but this means that as a time-travelling out-of-universe observer, he should theoretically no longer be subject to alterations in the current universe's Time Stream because of further time travel.

He also has encyclopedic knowledge of Star trek, and an incredible skill in video games. This means that he sometimes manages to come up with good plans, and is skilled at operating the turret of the Planet Express ship.

Item of Importance:
A 12 pack box of Slurm cans or something

Other:
This is some messed-up shit Gummi



Name:
Bender Bending Rodríguez

Age:
17

Gender:
Male

Canon:
Futurama

Personality:
Bender is a selfish and insensitive robot who usually cares about no one except himself. He has been known for getting the Planet Express Crew into a lot of trouble due to his scheming, yet rarely shows any signs of remorse. Bender has no problem committing most crimes, and will gladly do so, ranging from the petty theft of wallets to more serious crimes like kidnapping Jay Leno's head due to their long feud. Moreover, he also does not have one slight grain of sympathy for anyone on Earth, with two exceptions: Turtles, because he identifies with them, and Fry, whom he considers to be his best friend; at Fry's "funeral," he even admitted that whenever he said "Kill all humans," he would quietly amend it with "Except Fry."

Though usually rude and selfish, Bender does have a rarely seen soft side. More than once he has saved Fry's life. He was genuinely hurt when Fry kicked him out of their apartment because he was interfering with the TV. He once saved the world from an evil sun flame and no one but Fry knew. He supported Fry's playing of the Holophonor and even attended once of his concerts. He even shed a tear when Fry told him he was going to propose to Leela, saying "He's all grown up".

In general, though, Bender's behavior is defined by rude behavior and excessive use of foul language. He also has many vices: He smokes, has done electricity, and has had many romantic and sexual relations with woman who are usually robots like him. He also drinks heavily; technically, though, this is not a vice, as alcohol fuels his power cells--if he was not a robot his behavior would be classified as 'alcoholic' but he needs alcohol to stay sober, and has drink to excess and not become drunk. Bender is also a kleptomaniac, and can often be seen looting and thieving from his friends and co-workers, especially Amy, who is Bender's favorite thieving victim because she and her parents are rich. He is also an accomplished con artist, having gained Fry's power of attorney.

Bender is a strong proponent for robots obtaining human rights, and gets very upset when he hears people claiming that human life is more important than robot life. When he is sufficiently frightened or sickened, bricks have been seen to fall from his backside on at least one occasion (a reference to the line "shitting bricks."). He has also shown the qualities of an avid shutterbug: When he is sufficiently fascinated by something, he may pull out a camera and snap a picture, claiming that the event is "neat."

Abilities:
Bending, and stealing. He also practices (stage) magic and can speak penguin and Space Bee. Having a robot body, he is also much more durable than a human.

Bender's chest cavity could be considered a magic satchel, as it has been shown to be able to hold a whole human, inhuman torch; at least two heads; cigars and even the riches of an entire kingdom,a byclops built for two.

In one episode, Bender speaks French (considered a dead language in the 31st century) while pretending to think of himself as Napoleon, also greeting the crew by saying "bonjour", meaning "good day."

He can sing, and has made becoming a folk singer one of his dreams.

Bender has a love for cooking. However, because he has no sense of taste, his food comes out terrible. As the series progressed, it seems his cooking skills have improved a bit. He managed to make a cake for Nibbler and manage to create an edible salad.

Bender is also very good at tap dancing, and manages to come in second place in a tap dance contest.

Item of Importance:
I dunno ... Booze and cigars or something.

Other:
This is some messed-up shit Gummi

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