Name:
Dr. John A. Zoidberg
Age:
87+
Gender:
Male
Canon:
Futurama
Personality:
Desperate for acceptance, Zoidberg lives with a continuing delusion that he is well regarded by the rest of society. He does appear to be rather intelligent, but he is an inept medical practitioner. Most of his co-workers and those who he meets look down on him. Dr. Zoidberg is Professor Farnsworth's oldest friend, which suggests that Zoidberg is much older than he appears. A citizen of Earth, he loves his chosen home planet for the personal freedom it provides. He is also apparently the only intelligent organism on Earth deemed nice by the Robot Santa Claus. It is unknown why, but it may be because of a glitch in Santa or because of Zoidberg's kind and innocent personality. Other than the professor, the only people known to identify him as a friend are the members of the First Planet Express crew, Fry (sometimes), Mom and his girlfriend.
Short Bio:
Dr. John A. Zoidberg is a Decapodian employed as staff doctor at Planet Express and an honorary Globetrotter. He is only tolerated at Planet Express because of his ability to cut things. An extremely poor man and a doctor of art history, he is still lovable to many and hated by others. He is also noted as the only alien member of the Planet Express crew.
Abilities:
As a Decapodian, Zoidberg appears to be a crab-like humanoid alien. His skin is comprised of a flexible exoskeleton that is very hard and immune to knives and swords. He has claws instead of hands that can cut through flesh, bone, and even some forms of metal. On his head, he has a extendable fin that goes up when he is in times of emotional duress, aroused or enraged, as well as before a traumatic event. As a last minute defense mechanism, he can shoot out ink from his armpits. Apparently he's delicious with butter and lemons.
With a degree in art history, he makes for a terrible medical doctor. While he knows very little about caring for humans, he is an expert on alien physiology. Zoidberg seems to specialize in limb attachment and reattachment, and has had years of experience in it. Despite his terrible qualifications, he does seem to be qualified as a doctor in some way, although it's never been explained.
Equipment:
- Rusty medical saw (for safe and reliable limb removal)
- Stethoscope (to observe the sounds of the heart digesting food matter)
- Various other medical tools (Now, stay still while I stick this needle in your arm. Where is the human arm located again?)
- A bag to carry said medical tools
Other:
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Name:
Dr. John A. Zoidberg
Age:
87+
Gender:
Male
Canon:
Futurama
Personality:
Desperate for acceptance, Zoidberg lives with a continuing delusion that he is well regarded by the rest of society. He does appear to be rather intelligent, but he is an inept medical practitioner. Most of his co-workers and those who he meets look down on him. Dr. Zoidberg is Professor Farnsworth's oldest friend, which suggests that Zoidberg is much older than he appears. A citizen of Earth, he loves his chosen home planet for the personal freedom it provides. He is also apparently the only intelligent organism on Earth deemed nice by the Robot Santa Claus. It is unknown why, but it may be because of a glitch in Santa or because of Zoidberg's kind and innocent personality. Other than the professor, the only people known to identify him as a friend are the members of the First Planet Express crew, Fry (sometimes), Mom and his girlfriend.
Short Bio:
Dr. John A. Zoidberg is a Decapodian employed as staff doctor at Planet Express and an honorary Globetrotter. He is only tolerated at Planet Express because of his ability to cut things. An extremely poor man and a doctor of art history, he is still lovable to many and hated by others. He is also noted as the only alien member of the Planet Express crew.
Abilities:
As a Decapodian, Zoidberg appears to be a crab-like humanoid alien. His skin is comprised of a flexible exoskeleton that is very hard and immune to knives and swords. He has claws instead of hands that can cut through flesh, bone, and even some forms of metal. On his head, he has a extendable fin that goes up when he is in times of emotional duress, aroused or enraged, as well as before a traumatic event. As a last minute defense mechanism, he can shoot out ink from his armpits. Apparently he's delicious with butter and lemons.
With a degree in art history, he makes for a terrible medical doctor. While he knows very little about caring for humans, he is an expert on alien physiology. Zoidberg seems to specialize in limb attachment and reattachment, and has had years of experience in it. Despite his terrible qualifications, he does seem to be qualified as a doctor in some way, although it's never been explained.
Equipment:
- Rusty medical saw (for safe and reliable limb removal)
- Stethoscope (to observe the sounds of the heart digesting food matter)
- Various other medical tools (Now, stay still while I stick this needle in your arm. Where is the human arm located again?)
- A bag to carry said medical tools
Other:
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"Ho ho! Fireball!" The wizard shouted as he threw a fireball at an Archer tower. It was already damaged enough that the attack caused it to collapse. As he did, a large group of balloons were summoned onto the battlefield. Of course, that was a mistake, he hadn't taken out the air defenses yet.
Rushing ahead, he approached the air defense as it was firing at the incoming balloons. Without saying something witty, which was unusual for the handsome fire warrior, he started to throw fireball after fireball at the structure. Unluckily for him though, he managed to get too close to the clan castle. As the small army of archers headed towards him he was forced to shift his attention away from the air defense.
"Boom!" he shouted as they got in range. However, he would never get to engage them directly. The world suddenly turned black as he found himself in an entirely different place. Unluckily for everyone nearby, the wizard had already launched the ball. It went flying down the hallway and impacted the far wall. A small explosion ensued as it melted a crater about a foot deep. "eh?" The wizard then looked around at his new setting with complete bewilderment. It didn't help that there was a P.E.K.K.A. looking around for something that wasn't there.
What the hell should we call you?
"Just call me Wizard"
What....are you even?
"I'm a fireball-throwing, town-saving wizard."
And where the heck are you from?
"Clash of Clans ... where I am the star of the show!"
How friggin' old are you anyway?
"Is age really that important?"
You a lady or a dude or what..?
"Does my glorious goatee not indicate my gender?"
So like...what are you like?
"Now some may call me arrogant, egotistical, or even downright vain. But why would I not be? I'm the wizard! I throw fireballs, blow up buildings, all while keeping up my spectacular appearance! I'm the favorite character players choose from to raid others! I'm a wizard! Sure I may brag a bit, but I'm always there in a pinch! If you need to have something blown up, or incinerated, you can count on me! Unless of course I'm busy combing my hair or neatening my goatee."
And what do you like?
"Oh I love a lot of things. Fireballs, magic ... myself. I love my hair, and my goatee, as well as my spotless cloak."
Anything else we should know about...?
"Besides my glorious hair, which uses magic to be hidden under my cloak, my main powers focus on fire and balls. Especially fireballs, which I can shoot out at an extremely rapid pace, and do splash damage. Although I will admit I can't take too many hits before going down. Anyways, I also have this cool trick where I can summon a rabbit ... only to throw it as it's just another large fireball."
"you got this. You got this. You're the wizard. your'e a fireball throwing wizard. Your'e a hero, and you look great!"\
Best quote ever.
I'll get a CS up.
good point ... recreate it maybe?Especially since none if them are Natsu and the friendship thing only seems to work for him xDthat only works for them. Weaklings can't get that boost.Use Fairy Tail's power of friendshipRhys does seem like the type to panic in a situation xDThat's because he does. Or at least that's what I've concluded from the first episode. Urrrgh, my favorite video game character and I don't have enough closure to know about them. Darn. Well, join me. All of the weak characters. WE WILL STAND TOGETHER WITH THE POWER OF NO WEAPONS. Just willpower.
Use Fairy Tail's power of friendshipRhys does seem like the type to panic in a situation xDThat's because he does. Or at least that's what I've concluded from the first episode. Urrrgh, my favorite video game character and I don't have enough closure to know about them. Darn. Well, join me. All of the weak characters. WE WILL STAND TOGETHER WITH THE POWER OF NO WEAPONS. Just willpower.
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