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Done! :D
It's nothing op, I promise.
In fact, it's not even anything good.
It's terrible. >:D
(/May or may not be "Idiot's Guide to Mushroom Hats/")
It's in my post, the subject I'm currently speaking about.
I'd actually like a gm to roll a dice
1 or 2 for good
3-6 for bad.
And roll that dice four times, majority wins.
Nathimys accepted the help up, pulling his sword out of the ground. "Well. This is awkward." He said, dusting himself off after sheathing his blade. A bat thought this would be the best time to flutter down at him, just after he sheathed his blade. Nathimys punched the little bastard across the room, curb-stomping it until it shattered into a million tessellated pieces. "Hmph."
Reaching up to make sure his mushroom hat was still on his head, Nathimys was surprised when he heard the accusation towards the woman who had been attacked by the wolves. "If she was a pk'er.." Nathimys started. "She would have a red crystal." Nathimys put his hand back down to his side. "It's an orange crystal, meaning she either committed a robbery or killed a criminal, resulting in an orange crystal for the rest of her life if she killed, only for a few weeks if she robbed." Nathimys had played the beta and distinctly remembered the different coloured crystals and what they meant - because he was a pk'er in the beta, but now wanted nothing to do with the past-time.
"Now, if you excuse me, I will be going further into the mountain to search for ores, tally-ho!" He pronounced, spinning on his heels and walking straight past the woman into the next chamber, which was just an empty room with smooth walls on all sides. "Well then." Nathimys said. "Guess I'm doing this the hard way."
He walked around the walls, rubbing his hands over each square inch of the walls, looking to see if his perception skill would pick up anything different.
As he was doing this, a false wall fell forwards when he tapped it, five dire wolves coming into the room. "Oh you've got to be..." Nathimys quickly drank a health potion with one hand, unsheathing his sword with the other.
"Én guarde!" He said, spinning his entire body to build up enough momentum to leave a huge laceration across a wolf's face, then stopping to swing his blade the other way, lopping off its head. Three jumped at him at the same time, and he kicked one away while it was leaping at him, while the other two proceeded to force him to the ground, clawing at him.
--- Nathimys, 7,896 health ----> 7,433 health. ---
He drew back his blade behind him, positioning it straight at the head of one of the beasts. He thrusted straight down its neck as it prepared to bite, then used both hands to leave hundreds of cuts inside of it, giving it Bleeding II. Nathimys puleld his blade out of its neck, slashing it across the face desperately. Eventually, its health dropped to zero and it exploded.
--- Nathimys, 7.433 health ---> 6,542 health. ---
The dire wolf he kicked had just recovered, jumping at him. Nathimys kicked it in the throat while trying to ungrapple the other one. He eventually managed to do so by rolling on to it, then stabbing it with his sword while on top of it. He cut off its legs so it wouldn't bother him while he tried to finish the other two. Nathimys ran up to one, kicking it in the face- or at least trying to, because at that moment, it latched on to his shoe. (Gg, no re.) Frustrated, he simply swung his foot at the other one, diminishing the health of both wolves at the same time, laying on a barrage of blows. It wasn't much, but it helped him take his anger out on those little cute fluff balls of death. Nathimys then stomped on the neck of the one he had been kicking around with the other wolf with his good foot, taking it out of the battle by breaking its neck bone, paralyzing it. "Now then..." Nathimys said, stomping on the ground repeatedly until he had broken both jaws of the one on his foot. A ballsy manuever, as each hit degraded his health, but deeply satisfying. He then continued to stab it until it exploded into those pixellated crystals he loved so much..
--- Nathimys, 6,542 health ----> 4.343 health. - red zone. ---
Nathimys spun around, stomping on the wolf with a broken neck until it died. He then spun around, a smile of pure malice on his face as the one with bleeding two hadn't died yet. "Now then..." Nathimys said slowly. "DIE, YOU BEAST!" He said as he took his blade, stabbing it in the face until it was unrecognisable, and then kicked it against the wall. It died seconds later.

Group ambush, success!
*Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare*
Loot gained:
3,500 Col,
Beast hide- (8)
Fur- (4)
??? - (1)
*The tab closes*

"..I am legitimately scared to open my inventory, now..." Nathimys said.
Allright, I'm back and working on a post.
#Badassestsword
#HighestStr
#Justgotbeatinsprint
#Swallowsadness
If my character had twitter..
#Embarrasment
#Mushroomhat
Canon characters can go cry in a dark corner.
CS is done, 3,789 characters. (Mostly usless rambling in parentheses, like this.)
Robo is unofficially the official co-gm.
hoorah
Better than nothing? :D At least its immobilized until it doesn't care about its tail..
c:
Right then! I'll start working on the ooc post, ehmn,
ideas are welcome, and new people can still join.
Shadowcatcher said
she's about to get eaten. one guy is laying on his face and the other is stalking her. i think she still needs saving.


I stabbed one! :D
Nathimys tripped over a stump, face planting head first into the tall grass, onto something quite.. soft. He looked up, seeing an object snaking through the grass before him...
...Leading straight up to a dire boar. Even his mushroom hat couldn't keep him from distress as the boar spun around, ramming him in the face.
---Nathimys, 10,566 health points ----> 9,873 health points--- Dire Boar, ?????/????? health points. ---

Nathimys then slid across the ground, flipping over in circles backwards until he stopped. At the last moment before getting trampled, he rolled to his right while pulling out the Agaeítí Blóhd. He got to his feet and jumped just as the boar passed under him, where he was just lying. Nathimys ran at it from behind, jumping up and stabbing his sword through its back, then pushing off with his arms and landing on his feet.. In front of the bull. "I thought this through really well, I think." Nathimys said sarcastically as the boar charged into him, just as he prepared his sword in front of him. The boar flicked his sword away while taking a grazing blow, propelling Nathimys through the air again.
---Nathimys, 9,873 health points -----> 7,477 health points--- Dire Boar, ????/???? health points. ---

Nathimys landed on his back and couldn't help but wincing, even though the pain sensing function was turned off. He raced for his sword as the boar ran towards his location, missing him by only a few centimetres as he passed it. He scrabbled through the tall grass for where his sword should be, ready to end this mindless beast. "DIE, DAMMIT!" Nathimys said as he pulled his sword from the brush, turning around and using his momentum for the skill sharp nail. He sliced from the bottom right of the beast to the top left, then slashed from left to right, and finishing it with a slash from the top right to the bottom left. Not wasting a single movement, Nathimys finally had the boar on the defensive. He flicked his blade and controlled it easily, hacking and slashing away at the boar that seemed to take most of his damage pretty easily. Nathimys, tired of this, lunged and stabbed his sword through its face, then bringing out his sword and stabbing it through the head and stabbing his sword through the ground, pinning the boar there.
---Dire Boar, ???/??? health points - almost dead. ---

Nathimys then spent the next few minutes kicking the boar in the face, slowly pushing the blade through its flesh as the boar was forced against the blade. the boar's face was cut in half when he was done, and instantly exploded into thousands of pipxellated crystals.
*Final Fantasy victory theme*
Nathimys, you gained-
Dire Boar hide, (4)
Col, (1,500)
Nathimys pulled his sword out of the ground, rubbing the dirt off as he frowned at the dull tip. "Might as well adventure on, I need to find a place to mine so I can mark its location for the next time I come back, when I have a pickaxe." Nathimys stuck the handle of his blade under his armpit as he rubbed his hands together. "Evil hand sanitizer.." He muttered under his breath, giving off a low laugh. He then started running up the hill, sword in hand. He passed by the smooth rock, looking for something, anything..
"Bingo."
He said, looking inside the cave where four snarling wolves were attacking a lone woman.
"On second thought.." He said, half turning away.
"Well, maybe.."
"No...."
"Possibly..?"
"No."
"Doing it anyway!"
Nathimys rushed in, as he expected himself to, and before he got more than two feet in the cave, he tripped on a rock and faceplanted onto a wolf, stabbing the one next to it through the tail.
"Every time, I swear.." He muttered
I'll use a few official ones until I think:
"Why isn't this a thing, yet?
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