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Of Mer and Men

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nermuls dwarf lore

dwarfs used to settle in tiny Caves and make a "dwarf fort" these dwarf forts where very tiny and they most oftenly died, however one day Smitsmum elfkiller came and gotten a idea, he united all of the dwarf fortresses together and created a gigantic dwarf city which was the capital, all of there cities where underground, Dwarfs have a natural tolerance to Alcohol which means they cannot get drunk (easily) and any alcohol made by dwarfs have enough alcohol to kill a elf the dwarfs where a sexist race, they thought that anydwarf who didn't have a beard wasn't a dwarf, and anydwarf without a beard is just a midget slave, so they enslaved the women, however due to being underground dwarfs have some of the best fossil fuel and alcehemy, and the most machinery in the world too, they're the most advanced basically, barely any dwarfs are seen on the surface due to the dwarfs complex honor code, the dwarf district is underground too,

dwarf code

1 alcohol is good, a nonalcohol drink is bad (mountain juice is full of alcohol but not very much) 2 anydwarf without a beard is not a dwarf, 3 a coward is also not a dwarf, 4 ranged weaponary is cowardly 5 magic is cowardly 6 using magic in machinery is not cowardly 7 the surface is for cowards, real dwarfs stay underground 8 any dwarf who breaks the dwarf code is not a dwarf 9 a nondwarf can regain his honor if he kills another nondwarf, 10 beardless dwarfs cannot regain there honor 11 being captured is cowardly the dwarf cities are also very political based, with democracies and elections, but the elections are usually rigged and full of corruption, and they have a big history of war with other races,