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11 yrs ago
Current PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY I"M BACK
11 yrs ago
what if...like.we're the aliens dude?
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11 yrs ago
just seen intersteller..and my mind has exploded
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11 yrs ago
Just watched final destination. And I am Paranoid as crazy

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if modern times (2015) count as the future than yes I guess
name: thaldrin arsekicker age: 35 gender: pretends to be a man, but is actually a WOMAN appearance: pepersonality: thaldrin is a very accepting dwarf, but has a Bit of a Sexism against woman. Due to living in a Patriarchy filled world (most dwarfs are sexist againist women) however Thaldrin just acts sexist as a Lie, to hide the truth about His, or should I say Her. real gender,Thaldrin is a Very Manipulative person, and is also Mildly aggressive but not as much as, the MALE dwarfs. Thaldrin generally loves a Special drink called Mountain Juice, which is a Green substance that is Carbonated, Thaldrin is also a Big inventor, and often thinks Before fighting, unlike the cliche dwarfs Bio: thaldrin was born in a Underground dwarf City, a capital of the dwarfs actually, known as Zarhammar. it is a place of Luxury Industry and drink, a very Good place. It has a Big history of Sexism though, and women are basically treated as Lower class Slaves. which actually, They are slaves. Thaldrin was born a Girl, but was Disguised as a Man, no one knew the difference. Thaldrin's mother was a Slave to a High class Noble and her Biological father was the Slave driving noble, who actually thought of having Thaldrin killed when she was born, but reluctantly Her mother ran off and raised her by herself until the age of 15, where She raped and killed by a Gang of Dwarf's. thaldrin then disguised herself as a Man and Forged a fake identity, and began inventing things, it was normally very crappy things like a sword that was a Hammer at the same time, but at the age of 20 she made her first and bestest invention in the world, a Wooden but half metal Stick that shoots Fire at the enemy and kill them with magic, well thats what most people say it is but truly its the worlds first gun. Thaldrin then asked the government and showed them her Fruits of labor (THE GUN), but the government bitterly rejected it, calling it a dumb and Lazy weapon. the dwarf society is also very honor based. using ranged weapons is against honor and is generally frowned upon. so thaldrin went to the paragon city to show the world her weapon. it was a revolutionary idea and she thought everyone should have it, other: her weapon is called the Arsekicker, and it looks like this
*lore update, I token away the futuristic turrets and landmines, dwarves still think thats cowardly
In Dirty Cops 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
was that a cripple joke? Excuse me is that because I'm Crippled? Jeffrey asked the man and was filling up with rage. his face turning into a nice bright shade of red This is the fifth cripple joke I heard today!, they're not even funny!
Nermiator, what you just described was teleportation. We can't do that.
Sorry I went back and described it better, what I meant was if you didn't time travel, you'll be sent backwards into a random place in a random time
well that's what my first post was going to be, my history ended right there and thats where my characters story would've started, he was sent there because he didn't time travel, and when that happens your sent to a random area in a random time. so thats where he ended up in
@nerminator You've broken rule #1 because your character went forward in time in his back story.
How? I didn't break anything so far, I'd made a new character, the new one is called matthew wilson, Ethan livingstone is a lost cause,
1, I'll explain what I think the time travelling is. correct me if I'm wrong
RULES OF TIME TRAVEL (i think)
1 no going forwards 2 you must always go backwards 3 only people in the modern era have it, 4 only people with a month name and the first day have it 5 they all have to be 12-24 6 ages and months can't be the same 7 they must go backwards once each day 2 if we don't get along, the better. it will allow some good hate RPing, and plus I'm ok with being hated
Yo, I'm from the original so I'll post my lore I've made and my older character
nermuls dwarf lore
dwarfs used to settle in tiny Caves and make a "dwarf fort" these dwarf forts where very tiny and they most oftenly died, however one day Smitsmum elfkiller came and gotten a idea, he united all of the dwarf fortresses together and created a gigantic dwarf city which was the capital, all of there cities where underground. however there was some disobedience, some placing wanted to remain neutral, so they were Neutralized in a dwarf war, just one city for them. there only but HUGE city is called Smitsmum which was named after, well you know, it was originally named Elfkiller city but, well. even the dwarfs aren't that crazy. the city Smitsmum has 75% of the worlds natural resources, whenever its manium, oil, emeraldstone, granite, oilstone, iron. phorostone. anything is found there. they're large traders with the world and if they go out, so would the natural resources Due to the dwarves being underground which was a habitat to a creature known as the darkspawn, a malicious race of Dwarves, humans and all of the other races (except for giants they're too big} but mostly dwarves, living there. The city Smitsmum acts as a natural defense for the world against the Darkspawn, since they cover the only hole to the world, if the city where to fall it would mean BIG TROUBLE however the city Smitsmum is very Clever when attacking them. Often overpowering them with a big army, Dwarfs have a natural tolerance to Alcohol which means they cannot get drunk (easily) and any alcohol made by dwarfs have enough alcohol to kill a elf the dwarfs where a sexist race, they thought that anydwarf who didn't have a beard wasn't a dwarf, and anydwarf without a beard is just a midget slave, so they enslaved the women, however due to being underground dwarfs have some of the best fossil fuel and alcehemy, and the most machinery in the world too, they're the most advanced basically, barely any dwarfs are seen on the surface due to the dwarfs complex honor code, the dwarf district is underground too, barely any other races can be found in smitsmum
dwarf code
1 alcohol is good, a nonalcohol drink is bad (mountain juice is full of alcohol but not very much Dwarfwise. (enough to give a human a hangover in 10 sips though,) 2 anydwarf without a beard is not a dwarf, 3 a coward is also not a dwarf, 4 ranged weaponary is cowardly. all ranged weapons are cowardly 5 magic is cowardly 6 using magic in machinery is not cowardly, since its not a dwarf using the magic its from a special fossil fuel known as Manium, and as long as the machinery is big enough to require lots of dwarfs to use 7 the surface is for cowards, real dwarfs stay underground 8 any dwarf who breaks the dwarf code is not a dwarf 9 a nondwarf can regain his honor if he kills another nondwarf, 10 beardless dwarfs cannot regain there honor 11 being captured is cowardly 12 only soldiers are allowed outside, this is too fight there enemies the dwarf cities are also very political based, with democracies and elections, but the elections are usually rigged and full of corruption, and they have a big history of war with other races, theres too much to count but heres a few 1 the elf-dwarf-human war. the dwarfs decided to stop exporting all of there natural resources due to Trade tariffs, the elves and the humans who both used there stuff attacked them but failed bitterly, everyone just decided to pay more for the natural resources, 2 human-dwarf war, the dwarfs noticed the humans had a lot of money, they wanted it, so they attacked there villages. it was a major loss for both sides though theres too much wars to count, theres still sometimes tiny little Skirmishes with the elves but they've stopped due to the race council intervening, The dwarves would've been long gone by now if they didn't beat back the darkspawn swarm and export most of the worlds natural fuel, the dwarf district is also underground and it has gigantic tunnels going to the other districts smitsmum city has the bestest defense in the world, but however they can be quite bad at offence due to it being aboveground
In Dirty Cops 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Jeffrey driven through multiple red lights on the way there, heck he even heard a car explode behind him, Jeffrey did a horrible parking job near the HQ and gotten out, he was late, he ran really quickly sprinting and half-limping with his robotic limb, He opened the door and ran towards the meeting room, running past a poor female cop who was holding a bunch of paperwork, she dropped it all on the ground accidentally Jeffrey turned through a hallway and slammed open the door, revealing a meeting room Not late yes! Jeffrey Yelled his accomplishment as he pulled up a chair and sat on it,
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