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    1. Nevix 10 yrs ago

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4 yrs ago
Current PMing everyone on this website individually and asking “do you think my statuses are funny?” with an attached stock photo of a man (super buff) crying.
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4 yrs ago
The people who wrote the instructions for my sister's new printer failed to consider that I might be tripping balls while trying to help her set it up.
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4 yrs ago
I'm in the lab, cooking up a status that will make every mad at me, together. I can heal this website by being as wrong and annyoing as possible.
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4 yrs ago
Met a guy yesterday who looked and sounded exactly like Hank Hill. Made my week. Logged in today and realized yesterday was this accounts sixth birthday. The universe gave me a gift for the occasion.
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5 yrs ago
Finally getting to that age where I realize that I'm becoming my dad. Called some guy at work "old boy" because I couldn't remember his name. If I order any ww2 books just put me down like a dog, man.
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Hate to rush, but when can we begin writing in ic?
@Tuxedo Fox I changed it a bit.
Jaron ran with a smile on his face towards his car. He wasn't far from home base at all, he calculated that it'd take maybe six or seven minutes to get there. He pulled out his phone, dialing Chemical Girl's number. Damn, I hope she's recovered enough to help. That Dragon dude was pretty tough. He received no answer, so he left a message.
"Ay, Chem Girl. I hope you're ready to fight. The Light needs us." He closed his flip phone and stepped on the gas pedal of his sedan. Excitement building. Then the ground began to shake. His car was thrown off of the side of a road by a sudden crack in the road. He opened his eyes to find himself three feet from the mass of mangled metal that was his car. He tried to sit up but stopped when one of his broken ribs poked through his skin. He decided that was enough for him and passed out.


Chauncey stood about 50 yards from the Old Man. He had been just as shocked as Light by the shockwave. He certainly hadn't caused it. He would deal with that later. As of now, he had a Light to darken. His hand split in two and the metal plates of his arm slid back revealing a sizeable minigun. He right hand did the same, but, this time revealing a short sword. He leapt from his hiding place and ran towards Williams. He stopped about six feet away and began spinning the cylinders of the minigun. He spoke to the old man.
"I am CHNCY-3, I'd tell you to call me Chauncey, but it wouldn't really be worth it considering I'm about to riddle you with so many holes, one might mistake you for a poorly built dam." He really needed to work on his intimidating trash talk, but there'd be time enough for that after he ended the Light.
@Tuxedo Fox That's funny. Dismas and Gestas were the names of the two thieves crucified next to Jesus.
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In The Pit 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
The sharp shard of rock in his hand finally broke. He blinked and looked around. He was in his cell, in the Pit. He sighed, cursing his luck. He slammed his left hand on the concrete and was met with a metallic clank. He looked at his left arm. It was made of metal and almost looked real. It was an automaton, working off of his own mana. Partial glyphs were carved into it. Looking at the shard of rock he sighed again.

He needed glyphs to use his power, and his glyphs had been tattooed onto his left arm. The same arm his captors had cut off and replaced with the automaton. If he ever managed to finish carving these glyphs into his new "arm", then he'd have use of his powers again. Of course, to do that he needed a blade. His had just broken. He would have conjured up another one, but he couldn't do that without the finished glyphs. Damnit.
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