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Halo said
*spoiler*


I laughed more than I should have.
Just watched the episodes South Park did to sort of parody Game of Thrones. While I didn't get a lot of the SP inside jokes (I don't really watch that show), I did find it pretty funny.

Especially the weinerized theme song.

Imitation is thievery. Transformation is flattery.
I have to say I really admire your writing style, Jorick. I was just telling Hank the other day that it reminded me of George R.R. Martin's style.

Go on, it's a compliment. Go ahead and preen.
Now just imagine if Jorick the Barbarian shaved down to just mutton chops and a pedo stashe.
Is there watermellooohn inside the watermelooohn?
Smiral said
but is the price worth putting up with living in the midwest tho


For now, yes.
This is a bitch. dear god i just want somewhere to put my shitty belongings and curl up to sleep at night.

Less expensive than I anticipated, though. God bless the Midwest.
I had a dream a few years ago that I had a baby that I absolutely didn't want and was pissed about because I was all like WHY AM I PREGNANT I DON'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT BECAUSE I CAN'T DANCE WHEN I'M PREGNANT but then I had the baby and it was so fucking beautiful that when I woke up I was depressed for weeks because I missed it. :<

#maternalfuckery
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