NotAMouse

wedding festivities

I was in a wedding last weekend.

Good stuff, I'm sure I'll get sick of my friends getting married in the years to come, though.

Bridesmaids posing with the groom:

"I know this is a long shot..."

HollywoodMole said
So you're saying this is justifiable in any way?

Nnnnnno.

"I know this is a long shot..."

HollywoodMole said
"Yeah, I don't care about your privacy... just send me your breasts." What the hell?

THANKS OBAMA

"I know this is a long shot..."

8 said
fixed for youAlso it's really strange that we live near each other, I think we had that discussion like a year ago but it still weirds me out man.

Yeah, you wee little Yooper.

Thanks for the fix.

"I know this is a long shot..."

#craigslist

Tell me I'm Taaj

genghismike said
she's cute, she's a dancer, and her name is Jaat.That's about all I know.

Tell me I'm Taaj

HollywoodMole said
Sorry, your name is Mahal...

you don't know my life

Hey nerds, watch this.

A crowning achievement.

geddit

Look outside, see this on your window

Just found this terrifying thing on my newsfeed

wtf