NotAMouse

I know where you are

A few months ago at a party, I got pretty drunk and decided that I absolutely HAD to walk around the house twelve times. This was in the midst of fall, so I got really distracted and entertained by kicking the leaves as I walked. Eventually I'd created a mini race-track trail through the yard, and people started walking through it, too. When I was done walking in circles around the house I laid down in the front yard next to some people who were smoking cigars. I didn't want to get up when they decided to go back inside so one of them eventually picked me up and carried me inside, got me a glass of water, and made sure I sobered up properly. And by some twist of fate we are now dating.

I know where you are

Sherlock Holmes said
If only you knew.

O_O

I know where you are

idlehands said
How about we drink and tell embarrassing stories that'll in no way be remembered the next day.

Once I blacked out at a party and gave a girl I barely know a lapdance.

The next day we had a class together and I couldn't remember what had happened the night before and it was awkward.

I know where you are

idlehands said
I"m drunk on Jim Beam

druuuunk in looooooooove

no beyonce stahp

idle

entertain me

pls

I know where you are

no i'm just drunk on tumblr sorry

Finally

I'm a submarine.

goddamnit, sochi

For those wondering.

During the opening ceremony, the five olympic rings were supposed to open. One of them didn't.

Good ol' tumblr decided to take the opportunity to rag on Internet Explorer.

goddamnit, sochi

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Kill Bones said

omg

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