NotAMouse

So

I've had a rough week. Complicated shit I won't get into here.

My friend took me out for drinks and got me pretty drunk off cheap margaritas.

For some reason we decided to leave our numbers for the waiter because he had an ironic name and had been super flirtatious even though both of us had been very no-fucks-given and awkward the whole night.

HE JUST TEXTED ME WHAT DO I DO

"THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO WISCONSIN FACTS! YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE WISCONSIN FACT A DAY FOR THE NEXT 40 DAYS! HAPPY MOOING!"

Aight so, correct me if I'm wrong, but

I watched Hannibal while eating spaghetti once. I THOUGHT I WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO PAIR RAMEN AND GoT BUT APPARENTLY NOT.

Aight so, correct me if I'm wrong, but

Whenever I make ramen I only use half the seasoning packet, and add veggies (peas, carrots, onions, corn) and some protein to it (tonight it's chicken), and add some other flavorings to it. Like soy sauce, boiling an egg with it, stuff like that. Hooray, fancified ramen! #college

Aight so, correct me if I'm wrong, but

It's probably not a good idea to eat and watch Game of Thrones at the same time, is it?

Dammit, three minutes into the first episode of season one and I'm already regretting eating this ramen. ;-;

So Guess Who Went Out with Makeup Last Night?

Needs more mascara :P

that being said:

ship me

A Gift for Spam

Yep.

How Not to Feel Like an Adult

Sherlock Holmes said
How about being small enough to buy clothing and shoes from the children's department, despite the fact that you are far too old to do so.I've been the same height/size since about 4th grade.I'd say 'get on my level', but you'd nearly disappear from view.D:

this this this

On my 22nd birthday a stranger asked me how old I was after some people sang to me in a restaurant.

I told her I was 22 and she laughed and said I "didn't look at day over 16."

;-;

Just Quickly Getting This Out

Congratulations. :) You deserve this.

A Gift for Spam

Here.