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10 yrs ago
Current So after being called in to go to work at 3 am..... I think my avatar is very accurate to my personality.
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10 yrs ago
GUISE LIKE THIS NOW! HURRY! WE HAVE NO TIME LEFT!
10 yrs ago
Guise ya nailed it on the last status, so how about ya like this one for.... wait for it..... NOT GETTING SHOT BY A ROBBER! YEAHHH I SURVIVED ='D
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10 yrs ago
Guise I have to prove to my mum I'm not a nerd, pls like dis for no reason to show I'm mad baller.
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10 yrs ago
Ya know stalkers, least you can do is say hi if you want to stalk me
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Im a male that contains so much joy that nothing can handle it..... So I say offensive jokes, and act aggressively for humor. I am not normally a man that acts on anger, unless ya really manage to grind my gears like a Klinklang. GET IT ITS A GEAR POKEMON :D! ....... I better hear some chuckles.

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Noting her frustration, he could see something did happen, but let her be on it. "Nah, we have a guest room. And if we didn't, I'm sure Noa would have lent you her room. Hey Aki, go show her where the room is." Daisuke said as he scooped up the puppy along with a leash, and walked out the door. Aki just stood up and motioned for her to follow, in which he would walk down the hallway and open a room which would be the plainest room out of everyone's. It just had a bed, dresser, tv, and a lamp. "Well not much to say, you get tired the bed is there, I would say if you get bored that the tv is there, but whats the odds of that being a working thing...." Aki said before remaining silent as he gazed at her. "Do you blame me? If we stayed we might have been able to all escape together. So you must blame me someway correct?" Aki asked her.

Aki thought back to the school and what happened on the roof. Sure he disliked Kurogane but he wouldn't want him to die, and that certainly wasn't his intention. Yet with how the events played out, he might have screwed the ones they didn't see make it off the roof. When he thought about it, he made a nice camoflauge for the zombies, enough camofluage that a group of them could easily catch them off guard and tear them apart. And he didn't feel like going back to see if he did indeed get them killed.
Well I posted, made it half tired but posted XD


"Oh either laying down in her bed in the dining room or in Aki's room." Daisuke said moving into the dining room, not spotting their little bundle of joy, so he moved over towards Aki's room, in which he barged right in on Aki who was removing the duct tape from his hands. And sure enough laying upside down on the bed was their dog. A big ol floppy american bulldog. Scooping her up in his left arm he pat Aki on the head before leaving his room and closing the door. He returned to the living room and plopped the dog on the couch beside Megumi. The dog would then sniff her before rolling on her back looking up at her.

"Thats means she wants her belly rubbed. Shes such a spoiled little dog. And if you want." He said picking up a piece of rope. "She loves playing tug of war." They all then remained silent at her next question and shrugged. "Luck I suppose. Noa didn't go to school she has afternoon classes. And we live on a hill by ourselves, noise from our place doesn't really make it down to town. So luck." Daisuke said shrugging, as Aki would then come out of his room, the scalpel claws removed from his hand, along with his bloody clothes which have been changed for a regular black shirt. and pair of jeans. "Oh yeah... We would offer you something less dirty, but I doubt Noa or moms clothes would fit you." While speaking of Noa she would walk up and sit besides Aki and take his 3ds from his pocket and begin playing his game. "Hey you should ask first silly." Aki said smiling at her as he looked at what she was doing. Which happened to be changing his wall paper to pink little hearts, as she began taking pictures of everything, including one of Megumi. "What about you Megumi, howd you two survive?" Daisuke asked, which made Aki go silent as he glanced at her before looking out the window.
I think we are starting off without such strong ass skills XD
@Hibiya

Goood, Noa is adorbs, kicking peeps in shins
@Hibiya

Who ?


"What a nice girl." The mother said with nothing but smiles while Aki stared from the distance wondering what kind of plan she was hatching inside that messed up mind. Standing up he walked past them, and dropped his bag to the ground. "I'm going to my room." Aki said as he walked down the hallway and opened up a door entering it and closing it. "My, I wonder whats wrong with him? Well feel free to make yourself at hom, Daisuke will take you back to where you need to go tomorrow." The mother said as she shuffled back into the house. The interior was like the exterior and had that plain look, some regular looking furniture that didn't match the carpeting, or anything else in the house. Dog toys were everywhere showing that they did indeed have a pet dog. They could also see a much younger female sitting on the couch playing with dolls. Despite what was going on she seemed pretty carefree.

"Oh yeah, that's our little sister Noa. Say hi to Megumi, Noa." Daisuke said, which made her head lift up as she stood up showing to be a foot shorter than Megumi. "Hi miss, your hair is pretty. I wish I had that hair color." Noa said looking up at Megumi before her hair got ruffled by Daisuke. "We got red paint, I can turn it red with that." He said jokingly while Noa kicked him in the shin. "Silence dumb dumb." Noa spoke puffing her cheeks out which made the rest of the family laugh.
Wow calling the mother Okomura. roood


"Nope! Even better!" Daiksuke then wrapped Aki head under his right arm before continuing. "Man jerked off with condoms on, how do I know? I got yelled out when I was suspected of using one of them. I laughed for a hour straight, I thought I was going to die. So I kept his secret from mom and dad, let them think I used them. And he says I'm a mean brother. A mean one would have let him get bombarded by our parents for why he used one. And we are actually near, just up that hill. That white plain looking house is ours. I can take you back to yours tomorrow, I trust my night driving skills, but not with things shuffling around." Daisuke said, while Aki just remained silent as they drove up the hill and parked in front of the house free for now of any of the zombies.

Aki shuffled out of the van and looked dead on the outside, not from being bite but from the fact he would never live this down. Luckily for him, she would be gone, so even if they somehow bonded. He would never hear of this again. Thats what he thought until the doors opened up and there stood his mother who saw Megumi and looked back in the house. "Honey! Aki's not gay!!" Daisuke started rolling on the ground laughing while Aki just fell on the ground.


"The best part is he didn't even wet his pants, he pulled them right down and started pissing right there. I was too busy laughing my ass off to warn the people below the aisle to raise their feet." The male said laughing again as he remembered the event while you could hear Aki bashing his head off the car wall. "Name is Daisuke Okumura, as for more embarrassing stories I have plenty. Like the time he jer-" Aki then bolted to the front and headbutted his brother. "Any story but that one!!!" Aki said glaring at his brother, who just laughed and rubbed his head. "Okay then, how about the time you wore a tutu and cat ears. I have that thing on picture!" Daisuke spoke while Aki just face planted the floor.

As they continued driving with Daisuke telling her about the time, Aki quit playing wrestling, because everyone was in spandex and the fact a girl kicked in ass in under a minute. Daisuke stopped talking and looked at her more closely. "Ya know that name feels familiar...... Sounds like the name of someone who's family could deport us if they were bored." Daisuke said then nudge Aki. "To bad we got our green cards eh?" Daisuke said, which made Aki peer up at him. "What also helps is the fact, we were born here!" Aki stated which made his brother laugh. "Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited youuuuuu! So what about you Megumi. You got any funny stories about little Aki here, you go to school with him, he must of done something stupid."
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