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    1. Orlan 10 yrs ago

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So for some odd reason you want to read a summary of the git you see the said summary of before you... Well aren't you bored if that's the case?

Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.

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Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.

I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.

I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.

During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.

I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
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That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.

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"Everywhere and when? I remember hearing my gathering's leader calling this place Honkers holy house of Havoc and Booze..." The yeti blurts out crudely before the chair snaps below this veritable giant, the man chuckles and continues sipping the drink.
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Overbearing.

North or South of England?
I had Richard the Third in mind weirdly, a hunchback ruling Britain, a shadow of a shapeshifter helping scientists rule over supernatural beings. It is the same principle.
I think this fella noticed the TARDIS in the background... that's from Firefly isn't it? If so I am disappointed I missed that when watching Firefly.

Banned for not watching the Upstart Crow (Very good comedy on the BBC).

Also you might be an upstart crow... who knows.
Do you normally type gibberish or is it an off day for you?
Alright, I had Hal in mind as the person who would directly answer to the head scientist with anything and everything involving shapeshifters.

The sheets:





Only just realised the fact that I've made a slower version of the Vashta Nerada with Mal... can't blame Graham for being scared.
Would that count as fair however?
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