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    1. Orlan 10 yrs ago

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So for some odd reason you want to read a summary of the git you see the said summary of before you... Well aren't you bored if that's the case?

Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.

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Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.

I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.

I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.

During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.

I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
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That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.

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I should have focused on the soldiers a bit more really.
The guards were gone, there were none to incapacitate, Mal collapsed down, a visible shadow in the form of a person, when it shifted it did so with an unnatural pace, parts of the form shifted in every direction. The shadowy form gets up and stands on the stage.

"It seems you all have a guardian... too weak to fight for yourselves I see. I wish to offer you supernatural beings a job, where you will not have to live in such poverty, in such destitution. You will be given a home, food of your desires, in exchange you would work in whatever you are best at... If you decide to fight, you decide to become potions, little trinkets for humanity, and have what's left of you given to me as food. Mal speaks, the shadowy figure stable as it looks over the majority of people in the theatre. "Soldiers await outside, either for new friends, or old foes. Why must innocent blood be spilt because of something so petty as fighting the next step of humanity? You have limited resources at best, the scientists can offer so much more to it's allies, not it's cuckoos. Every human in here will be escorted to a safe location, away from me, away from them, to a normal life.

The said soldiers wait outside by the vans, weapons drawn, Mal paces up and down the stage, before disappearing into the shadows, crawling along outside to the said soldiers. "Prepare for a storm of people, you used the old equipment well." Mal compliments. "Well we try our best Mal." The leader of the soldiers replies.
Minus six hundred and sixty five.
You need this bloke, that image is broken to me:

You are banned for worshipping Slepp, and giving bones to his idol. Sharticles 3 will help you understand.
At least the theatre's being used as intended again.
The shadow Mal hides in retreats quickly to the flashing light, a part of the shadow moves to another shadow elsewhere. The voice booms out. "How do you know I am not prepared? Every shadow is my ally, your enemy. If every supernatural being does not surrender themselves to the scientists... well let us say the shadows haven't eaten for a very long time." Ten screams and screeches of agony are let out across the theatre. "Do more normal, innocent people have to feed me before you give up? Because they were tasty..." A shadowy hand reaches out towards someone with their back to the hand somewhere near the back row.

A faint whisper breaks out near Jason, almost too quiet for anyone to hear. "Leave through the front door, you're for another time."
Banned for making my eyes hurt with that array of purple.
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