You be banned for the involvement to extremity with a strange, beige mockery of a teddy bear in a dress the same colour as it's bare feet, now begone from my sight of wretched scrutiny.
Orlan
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So for some odd reason you want to read a summary of the git you see the said summary of before you... Well aren't you bored if that's the case?
Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.
Notes:
Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.
I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.
I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.
During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.
I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
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That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.
Orlan, the name itself was an odd little thing I came up with in a dispute with a Dutchman based on the place in France; Orleans. Just take the e and the s out and you've got Orlan... The name I use. Never actually visited the place bizarrely enough. That Dutchman was later caught robbing the bank I had just closed down my old and empty account in, even said hello to the unlucky git on the way out.
Notes:
Do not bother me with Anime, manga or whatever else fits in that group, not a big fan of the art styles. Just give me traditional artwork and I'll be happy.
I quite like science fiction, especially star wars because I met David Prowse, poor bloke signed his name as Prowsf on the signed picture I have... He was the last person I expected at that flower show.
I tend to make up little tales and stories, which some people find to be true for some strange reason because of how well I lie according to a few friends and colleagues, the Dutchman Bank tale about the name is actually true, so is the David Prowse autograph event as well, met him in a local town's flower show at the beginning of the reasonably large event.
During my childhood I went on forty holidays, seven of them going to Paris... and I honestly cannot tell you the exact number of how many of them I've been on across Europe... A lot of them to see art and history museums because I cannot help loving the world's beauty in an odd way to most.
I have this strange instinct not to trust or listen to anyone who has tattoos, my own brother's an exception on the listening half, I dissaprove of such things naturally, and nothing has managed to change my views or opinion on it.
End of Notes
That's all you're getting, can't be arsed to fail at describing myself accurately and I have nothing else to share... Off you go now and do something more interesting, find intreaguing people, after all it is your important time I am wasting, drivelling on about my holidays and my improvisations which are almost identical to the truth at times.
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Double post? Must be the internet thing melting again, damn this Barcelona-like weather!
"I hope he doesn't stumble on the tracks... He's the last person I want anywhere near the Underground." Harriet states to herself. She returns to the convoy, the two halves separating, one filled with supernatural beings and humans the Underground Agents didn't suspect of being pets off to a temporary Underground transit line; an abandoned train stop hidden from the known lines, the other filled with either normal people, suspected scientist pets and Peter heading off to a small town an hour away, with no agents aboard, just a hired refugee to drive it.
A small train cart rides up beside Paon, two agents stand on it, one of them holding a rifle of some sort to Paon's face. "You a scientist buddy? If so expect to be filled with more holes. If not then we'll help you treat that wound... these things can do a number on a normal person." The other agent states in a very light Scottish accent sitting on a deck chair next to a lever while nodding his head to a spike, his friend watching Paon like a hawk for any false moves. Their little cart is just a small platform on railway wheels with a small engine on it, the two agents are both in almost identical dark beige uniforms that look quite comfortable and protective.
A small train cart rides up beside Paon, two agents stand on it, one of them holding a rifle of some sort to Paon's face. "You a scientist buddy? If so expect to be filled with more holes. If not then we'll help you treat that wound... these things can do a number on a normal person." The other agent states in a very light Scottish accent sitting on a deck chair next to a lever while nodding his head to a spike, his friend watching Paon like a hawk for any false moves. Their little cart is just a small platform on railway wheels with a small engine on it, the two agents are both in almost identical dark beige uniforms that look quite comfortable and protective.
Hanley and Joshua will be the only foreigners I think, one's Chinese and the other's a Liverpudlian.
So two foreigners now, Joshua Darwall the Liverpudlian and Hanley Wang... maybe he could be offered a job in the Burnside.
I can already see the state of the Burnside when everyone meets up... Just hope the alcohol doesn't go up.
I'll move him along when I have more time.
Should we zoom it along or keep it where it is now?
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Why will everything be slow?! I have too much time for everything!
It has really gotten out of hand hasn't it?
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